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Chooky

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  1. Rearview mirror? Nah, dumbass. That's where we put the retro gumball dispenser.
  2. Resident of Phoenix in late July and want to enter your vehicle? Place your fingers on this scalding, stainless steel-colored saute pan. Boom! FBI can't fingerprint you now. Globalists pwn3d.
  3. Damn. "Meatball Ron" would be the end of him. It would also greenlight more devolution, eventually just leading to Ivy League Guinea, Dagoe DeSantis and Wop Ron. Then the floor will finally be Swamp Spic DeSantis.
  4. Remember that time Donald Trunque took a shit right next to Senator Feinstein on live television?
  5. As they currently employ a murderer and a white supremacist. Pol Pot would be on strength and conditioning if he were alive.
  6. Me: it can't get dumber than this. US Congress: LOL
  7. Probably convenient if someone is tired of ramming gummies up their ass.
  8. AP Style and American Heritage are both equally forgiving when something is broadly mispronounced for several years. Common usage. Like, "Fuck it. Let 'em have it." The ducks is flying. The media is corrupt.
  9. Jason Whitlock lost weight but remains fat somehow. He was born to be fat. Fat is his essence. He personifies fat.
  10. Float like a boulder Stink like pee
  11. Playin' Playin' with the boys
  12. MTG: It was wildly irresponsible to shoot down the balloon.
  13. I shot my neighbor's bassoon just to cover every base and leave no stone unturned. Enjoy your freedom.
  14. Joe Biden put on sunglasses and roundhoused it.
  15. The only responsible retaliation is to go to a Chinese food buffet and shoot the crab rangoons and imitation crab casserole. Seriously, though. I'm almost positive this will happen in the next two days.
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