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Chooky

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  1. All of this just sounds like you take 100% of your cues from one portion of the binary, mainstream news cycle and obediently follow suit. To be fair, most people on both sides of the aisle do this now. Thinking is laborious. That entire post is a recycled language aggregate from the collective word salad of surface level political thought. Go ahead and enjoy Tucker. That's wonderful. But even when confronted with criticism from other conservatives, you've learned to entirely dismiss because ... "RINO." Like it's a reflex. You were taught to do that without even knowing you took the class. It's the exact same behavior some liberals fall into by dismissing perfectly rational policy from fiscal conservatives with: "NAZIS!!!" "People are cancelling their Fox Nation subscriptions? I'll get right on that. We're using the word 'RINO' now to reduce any countering thought and instinctively considering contemplative dissent as hurtful disloyalty? Well allow me. I can package all of these bullet point thoughts into my own worldview and avoid thinking? Just recite the words that are fed to my forehead? I'd literally like to subscribe to your newsletter."
  2. I saw a clip of Crowder complaining about it being legal in Texas to get a divorce without his consent. He couldn't conceal how distraught he was about that. The dude just won't admit to himself that he's gay. But even more interesting, I saw that he hired that hack, Bryan Callen. The guy who does a podcast with a legitimate retarded person, brendan schaub. So Crowder's unfunny comedy bits will continue to get even more unfunnier. It's not even about political ideology; I just can't fathom who finds this brainless dogshit even remotely interesting. Behind the veil of almost all of these political entertainment wonks is either a failed comedian or a failed screen writer.
  3. I've been seeing some fairly tense moments but I haven't encountered this shit full on just yet. A lady cried and wailed for an entire flight from New Orleans to San Antonio. Saw two Hispanic dudes call each other "nigga" and "bitch" for two minutes straight, which a few black dudes found really amusing. But I haven't gotten the incendiary, full blown psychos yet.
  4. Someone on the second floor got a violent enema.
  5. Nothing will quell the rerun of the same diarrhea sundae of moral coalition, revitalized Ed Meese gibberish that's looming. It'll be the familiar drivel with slight plot twists, like should we invade Europe with Saudi, give Viktor Orban a handjob, and whether or not it's practical to eat minced immigrant out of a can. Think Ralph Reed with a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire. That's what's coming.
  6. Fox will always be a contagious brain disease. I really want to hear DeSantis start giving Trump nicknames. "Many people call him Donald, okay. But I like to call him little tranny Trump. I mean this guy was pro trans, folks. Maybe I should call him Donna, I don't know. But I call him little tranny Trump. It's unbelievable."
  7. Dumb and mean is the worst combination. Guaranteed that dog will eventually suffer some sort of neglectful fate for having the misfortune of having a dumbass for an owner.
  8. Fox should get Newt Gingrich to light Jason Whitlock's farts for an hour straight as an interim plan. CNN should just sell a collapsible water hose and a nonstick pan in Lemon's slot. The ratings would probably be about the same.
  9. Don Lemon might not be an equal piece of shit as Tucker Carlson. But he's an adjacent piece of shit.
  10. "Larry Gene Gay demanded meat."
  11. When I can't find certain items at Home Depot I start waving a pistol in the air. It doesn't help you locate stuff but let's everyone know where you stand. People shouldn't get alarmed until I start firing rounds into the ceiling. That's how people know that I'm getting a little frustrated. I also use my .45 ACP as a pointer when I show the waiter what I do and don't want on the menu. "See that? The #7? The sesame chicken? (tap tap tap)"
  12. It's time this country has a serious discussion about errant basketballs rolling onto our lawns, day after day. Typically, Wilson Sporting Goods and the other big athletic lobbyists are silent. Enough!
  13. "This isn't personal, Mr. Flamingo."
  14. Why did they fire Boink Scagnetti?
  15. Beyond everyone's political ideology, maybe it's getting a little too shooty out there.
  16. That's probably the best piece of music that dude has ever done.
  17. Ha! Weed is hilarious. 80085! Hahaha!
  18. Username is in a near species realm of checking out.
  19. Got slab. No cry.
  20. It's amusing that guys like Taibbi, among others, saw Musk as a beneficial ally and lifeline to further relevance. Musk discards his loyalty to others, and those formerly loyal to him, faster than he does employees. I think the idea that anyone has ever done anything to deserve his loyalty actually offends him. Those are the people he's most eager to blast. He seems to despise those people the most.
  21. He shatted.
  22. I haven't spoken to him since the incident, so I can't argue with your position.
  23. Sounds like he did 8 years of gladiator school and got unleashed into the world with a "be the first to react" mentality.
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