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Chooky

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  1. The most Trump shit ever is Trump not just claiming innocence, but claiming to be "the most innocent person ever." The most innocentest. Before him, nobody had ever seen anything so innocent. That's an argument you'd hear between napoleon dynamite and kip. I can't do another year of this dumbass nonsense.
  2. First name You. Last Name Lost. Then I filled out the rest. Like how I live on You Lost Blvd. You can guess how the rest went.
  3. I want see the looks on GOP faces when Kari Lake informs them of her new movement to make it easier for more people to vote.
  4. That was the first time i got a glimpse at her tendency toward obnoxious wrongness. She was steadfast against marijuana, citing auto safety as her greatest concern. Here, and everywhere in the world, for whatever reason, auto fatalities decline drastically where there's legalized marijuana. Multiple counties reported half the amount of DWI arrests. She had an irreversible opinion based on nothing and hadn't bothered to do the slightest amount of review. Just emotional gibberish as her guide. She knew better and believed her own horseshit. She did some decent things over the years. The bicameral bill with Lofgren to protect migrant workers from deportation was responsible and sound legislation. Great. But it's time to go. Like many other obnoxious assholes, she began to believe she possessed expertise in areas she knew nothing about simply because she existed in congress so long. Boorish nonsense behavior.
  5. Pence once got so angry at Trump he said "That's a bunch of bull mess! Turkey crud! Bull turkey!"
  6. I'm late to the tasteless party. My bad.
  7. Username checks out for what that smaller plane did.
  8. I bet Trump still thinks his daughter married an albino even though everyone keeps telling him "Albanian."
  9. Easy. Have we earned that presumption?
  10. That tweet has been deleted because freedom.
  11. Chooky's hoodie is really nice and it makes him look cooler than usual, which is off the charts cool. Thanks buddy. I'll have to hook you up with one. You're cool as shit, too.
  12. That's not even a highlight vid. It's just a guy juggling kittens.
  13. I was wondering the context of that as well. Is there a reason for "peekaboo" to be used? Is there a background to that joke? But probably nah, right? Just a lowbrow shithead racist asshole from the dude who was once the president? Why would i expect anything other than the cheapest dumb bullshit possible?
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    Kanye

    He said "death con." You know, because he's a fucking genius.
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    Kanye

    Everything is beyond parody. We're living inside a skit. Kanye actually became the over the top rapper, Taquil, from 'Frisky Dingo' all on his own. And I suggest anyone who likes laughter to watch Frisky Dingo. Every episode is on HBO Max. Taquil, the entitled, oblivious rapper, was voiced by Killer Mike. Much like 'Idiocracy,' they accidently predicted the future. Behold his controversial album Ballocaust:
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