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Chooky

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  1. Chooky

    Kanye

    His biggest fear is irrelevance. When this attention wears off he'll probably delve into comments about slavery or some other dumb shit. He values attention more than money. He really wants people to believe he's a transcendant thinker. He's a fucking idiot.
  2. Float like a burger fly Stink like it bee You should give some pussy to me
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    6 word stories

    I farted in Fort Worth yesterday.
  4. His son is gonna z snap his entire campaign.
  5. Brent Venables prefers tire turf as a playing surface over grass.
  6. Brent Venables can't play an accordion, yet he constantly plays an accordion.
  7. Everybody except for Brent Venables was Kung Fu fighting.
  8. I annexed all of the Westlake area. It's mine. If any of you live there, sorry. No, but seriously, all kidding aside ... get out.
  9. That feels exactly like a Tim & Eric clip.
  10. Katy hated the fact that men liked attractive women.
  11. You want some 5 stars? You want a coach's second season to go better? Is that your solution? If so, I'm on board. That's a well thought out plan. Maybe just spew estrogen about how you "care" about Texas football to the same people who have been on a longhorn message board together for over two decades. Yes, it appears to be a shared interest so maybe save the "I just care" victimization. I'm embarrassed for have interacted with you. That one is on me, though. My bad.
  12. You're just lashing out in an incoherent ball of feminine emotion. You seem like a bitch.
  13. Trump's ridiculous hair was on peak ridiculousness level during that Hannity interview. It was taller. I think he should make his hair two inches taller for every legal battle that doesn't go his way.
  14. Did Fat Orange Donny schedule a rally in Ohio when OSU was playing Toledo? Dumb cunt.
  15. Small towns and certain metro areas of law enforcement would hate this the most. I remember reading a local newspaper from west Colorado and the police chief was bitching about legal weed. His issue was that DWI's had plummeted and it was killing half their revenue source. He complained that they'd lose vehicles and wouldn't need as many employees and officers. He was actually distraught over this circumstance.
  16. Dave South: "Aggies facing 2nd and 10 from their own twenty-three. Dropping back to pass! Pressure from the outside, steps up, HE'S GONNA THROW ... WAYYYY DOWNFIELD!!! IT'S CAUGHT!!! BREAKS BACK INSIDE, LOOKING FOR ROOM!!! And he'll be brought down at the thirty ... that'll bring up 3rd and 3."
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