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Chooky

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  1. A good strategy would be expecting the best programmers and most talented business managers WANT to shit and piss into a bucket right next to their desk.
  2. Waiting for someone to post that Kramer slamming money on the counter gif.
  3. Rudy just sittin' there shittin'.
  4. I was never a fan of Great White but they did one show where they totally burned the house down. I mean killed it.
  5. "The blood of those who mocked me will run through streets and merge into the sewers and eventually cascade into a volcano of bile and effluvium. HAPPY NEW YEAR and may health be with you all."
  6. TrxArcher just walks by and stabs me in the eyes three times.
  7. After more review of the transcript, I can conclude that they were in fact wildin'.
  8. What's funny to me is that these rude chunks of fuck claim they want to be president and step one is a giant middle finger to particular states and their corresponding government agencies. The chaos introduced isn't just toward "liberals" or "the left." I doubt there's a huge predominance of leftists in the ICE programs just because they're in D.C. I guess they don't want to represent every state. Nah, fuck some of the states. At a minimum maybe coordinate with these other states with something that resembles an adult version governing. But no. "Fuck you" is the entire point. There are children on a playground right now with a more informed instinct of grace and competency.
  9. SAD!!! 3 EXCLAMATION POINTS!!! 3!!!
  10. MTG: You should change your name to Condoleezza Lice. Cuz you have lice. And you're black. LB: I'm so sure. Sick burn, Burnie Sanders. MTG: Coming from you i take that as a condiment. LB: Kettle, smoke pot. MTG: What? LB: Shut up!
  11. LB: Have some guzpacho, you illiterate cunt. MTG: Illiterate? How's that GED at the age of 27 working out for you? LB: Just fine, Cro-Magnon head. Maybe get a heeb laser to trim down that mustache. MTG: Maybe tell your husband to stop whipping his dick out in front of teenagers, Panties Oakley. LB: Your feet belong on a salamander. MTG: Put a mask on your fake tits. LB: Put a mask on your Lou Ferrigno face. MTG: You're an idiot. LB: You are.
  12. America is in a weird place. When step moms get their hand stuck in a dryer the first course of action is to, uh ... rape her, I guess. And how are they getting stuck in couches and appliances with such frequency? But still, even before we address so many hand trap designs in the manufacturing process, I think the first step is to simply stop raping whomever gets stuck. Start there.
  13. Fox News is about to Hunter Biden's laptop its ass off.
  14. I just realized he suspended Aaron Rupar's account. He's clearly taking lists from right wing shit flops and complying. What a petty little cunt elon has turned out to be.
  15. That's the genius of it. Normally, collectibles are limited to increase the imaginary value of an individual unit. These are limitless! So they're not worth anything as a "collectible." And that's why it's genius to market it as a collectible. Because it's worthless. It's called business.
  16. Space Trump. Cowboy Trump. Muscular Laser Eye Trump. Football Trump. All of these are good, but the smart money will be patient and go heavy at the release of Lumberjack Trump and Bull Rider Trump. Don't sleep on Indiana Jones Trump, though.
  17. For the first time, many MAGAs are disappointed with the unveiling of Donald Trump's major announcement. I'm not one of those people. I'm elated at Trump's major announcement.
  18. Tard Cards. Just kidding. Seriously, though. It's pretty recarded.
  19. Rudy "Doo Doo Shoes" Giuliani
  20. It's not persecution, Eric. Few people consider you in that realm of severity. It's just people giggling about how you're such a dong.
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