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Chooky

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  1. Who runs Alpha Town? Elon. Say! Louder! ELON RUNS ALPHA TOWN! Embargo lifted.
  2. Onetime i got so high i turned my stereo down when a DPS trooper went by at about 70 mph on the other side of the highway. I didn't want to draw attention to myself.
  3. You see that Cuban Canadian over there? The one who changed his name? Yeah, that one. The one who publicly supported the man who insulted his father and his wife. He's texas tough. No, really. That's his slogan. Texas tough.
  4. He probably won't be taking a hike, though. Whatever. Take a long walk off a short pier, wheelchair boy.
  5. The fake kids at Sandy Hook did January 6. Pretty convenient that there's no video of it. Hmm. You know why there's no video of it? Because those kids never existed, you idiot. I have video evidence of all the videos that don't exist. Checkmate.
  6. Rearview mirror? Nah, dumbass. That's where we put the retro gumball dispenser.
  7. Resident of Phoenix in late July and want to enter your vehicle? Place your fingers on this scalding, stainless steel-colored saute pan. Boom! FBI can't fingerprint you now. Globalists pwn3d.
  8. Damn. "Meatball Ron" would be the end of him. It would also greenlight more devolution, eventually just leading to Ivy League Guinea, Dagoe DeSantis and Wop Ron. Then the floor will finally be Swamp Spic DeSantis.
  9. This is Brick's way of saying he's a 'Family Circus' man.
  10. I noticed that. I needed some optimism.
  11. Your space discipline is focused.
  12. Sounds pretty gay.
  13. Remember that time Donald Trunque took a shit right next to Senator Feinstein on live television?
  14. I took hyperbolic license with Addazio. All under the table.
  15. As they currently employ a murderer and a white supremacist. Pol Pot would be on strength and conditioning if he were alive.
  16. Me: it can't get dumber than this. US Congress: LOL
  17. Probably convenient if someone is tired of ramming gummies up their ass.
  18. AP Style and American Heritage are both equally forgiving when something is broadly mispronounced for several years. Common usage. Like, "Fuck it. Let 'em have it." The ducks is flying. The media is corrupt.
  19. Jason Whitlock lost weight but remains fat somehow. He was born to be fat. Fat is his essence. He personifies fat.
  20. Float like a boulder Stink like pee
  21. The media *ARE more dangerous ... .
  22. Playin' Playin' with the boys
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