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Chooky

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  1. I don't like the "Lowell is biased" angle only because it conflates the issue of how bad he is at commentary. I don't want him reading these threads and falling back on "they don't like me because they think I'm preferential to the opponent." No. He's not good at the gig.
  2. Motherfucker isn't even the next Mimi Rodgers.
  3. It's amazing so many people continue to cling to the Hudson Card illusion. How many chances will he get to prove his mediocrity?
  4. You mess with the bull you get ... kicked right in the fucking face.
  5. Ken eee! I'm so dwunk right now I fee like I'm retawded.
  6. Slap an App State sticker on that bitch.
  7. I don't think anybody really thinks they'd be a better option. I just want to see some other guys in the rotation.
  8. Credit to Card for not turning the ball over. That's about all he accomplished. He seems to have slightly improved. Injured or not, the offense stalled with his presence and led to a fatigued defense in the fourth quarter. I don't want to hand him accolades for not shitting his pants entirely. Of course this loss isn't on his shoulders. We'll have another freshman next year with whom we can patient. If Ewers is out for a few I'll be happy to see some new blood. I'm ready to move on from this panicky project. Barely mediocre isn't gonna cut it anymore. We have shit to do.
  9. True freedom is being able to commit fraud without consequences. Tough on crime. But not MY crime.
  10. Aside from rooting for certain individual players and former Longhorns, my NFL experience now is pretty much just enjoying the misfortune of people I hate. Each season the amount of people I despise grows, expanding the opportunity to enjoy more and more demise. Seeing Baker Mayfield snap a femur and writhe around in unspeakable pain would be my own private Super Bowl. But there are also smaller victories, like an assistant coach I hate being humiliated and ultimately fired and sent to the bowels of obscurity. It's the league of dreams.
  11. Otter Rock is one of my favorite places on the planet
  12. Oregon players would totally wear that in a game.
  13. That's a perfect breakdown of the whole thing without having to go through all the gross details. Thanks.
  14. Trump should contend that he didn't know something could be "classy" or "classified" if it wasn't painted black with gold trim.
  15. Somehow he even managed to eat cheetos like an absolute asshole. He had cheeto eating swagger. That video is old. Did he end up getting charged for attempted murder? What a garbage can of a human.
  16. Hello, this is Pico. He wants me to get a hair on top of my head because he does not like the ones I have now. I tape this hair to the back of my neck or how does it go?
  17. It'd be interesting if it wasn't so goddamn boring.
  18. Either hire an editor or cycle down from the Adderall.
  19. Dan Rather becoming a Twitter gangster is one of the bright spots in the simulation.
  20. "Woke" has been boiled and peeled down to "civil rights."
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