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Chooky

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  1. Well hello, Columbia.
  2. Spork foot is funniest goddamn thing I've ever heard.
  3. What's Sammy Davis Jr going on about?
  4. I'm all for some petty hijinks at the moment.
  5. I heard Ginni Thomas is chiming in on behalf of the tedious twenty. That'll surely clear the air and get things moving in a positive direction. I haven't looked it up though. Whenever I read something she wrote i can smell sulphuric sewage and I don't need that this early.
  6. I think that means he got died. Sorry. I meant he got deaded.
  7. "Can't we be rational for a moment?"
  8. I'm stunned to hear how seemingly well the Walker campaign handled that on behalf of the staffer.
  9. Doesn't kevin have devout shoulders? Isn't he paladin? Yeah, but this will help him with more manna. Sigh. Christ!
  10. George Hahn is hilarious. And then he can be almost violently hilarious.
  11. Ben Shapiro's voice. I always think someone set the video at 1.25 speed. Nope. That's his voice.
  12. Maybe they're just staring at the ankles on that fat lady from Florida.
  13. He's the first openly gay astronaut to walk on Jupiter.
  14. This should become a new tradition for the GOP anytime they acquire a house majority. The Ceremonial Spreading of the Anus: The Gapening
  15. Kevin has spent years degrading himself in order to condition for this kind of humiliation. It's like a version of shame cross training. He's now impervious to embarrassment. I respect him for it. He now has the power to lay on his back on the house floor and light his farts while the next round of votes are tallied. That's how powerful he has become.
  16. When that fat lady from Florida went up there I was hoping she'd start singing. It would've been very symbolic.
  17. Won't the pressure gauge let you know?
  18. Yeah, dude just taunted the lords of karmic irony. He'll explosively shit in front of a crowd in 2023.
  19. A good strategy would be expecting the best programmers and most talented business managers WANT to shit and piss into a bucket right next to their desk.
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