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Chooky

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  1. Something about this Donald Trump guy is beginning to rub me the wrong way.
  2. Hearing Herschel talk makes me uncomfortable like I'm watching a racist Bugs Bunny clip from 1950. I feel like any minute his campaign managers are going to start handing out syrup bottles shaped like Herschel. Somehow he's so dumb it borders on offensive. And just as I'm pondering whether that's a fair judgement, boom, I'm pregnant just for thinking about him.
  3. Walker wants to bring gas prices down and grocery prices down and spread down syndrome and do other down stuff. It's a difficult platform to defeat.
  4. Are you insinuating that the Trumps are associated with Trump Organization and Trump Payroll Corporation and the Look At Me, I'm Trump And This Is My Trump Business, inc.? It's too early to assume these things. You're being hasty.
  5. The dems last bill had funds to make the fucking IRS actually functional again as an agency. The hub of our entire tax system has been understaffed and overwhelmed by unqualified people and it has been stalling many aspects of business across the nation. So of course any effort to make the thing that's still very much a thing actually work properly is in an insidious evil. The cool, new era of populism insists that shit just gradually falls apart even if it's something that most people need to function correctly. Basically their ideal model will be fire departments that burn down because they lack people or the equipment capable of putting out fires. Even basic policy decisions to make shit work is now opposition fodder. "They repaired a dilapidated bridge? This tyranny will be repaid in blood and mayhem! Charge!"
  6. He was short staffed, maybe. Probably because of Covid, even though Covid probably wasn't even real.
  7. Her side hustle was spinning a sign for the Tony's Tint-N-Rims franchise where prices sometimes got so low you'd think "Tony went loco."
  8. Is SydneyCarton city shaming again? Get that sonofabitch! Did he disparage sign lady who has been sign lady-ing for decades? Let's boil this down to the core.
  9. Watch out, Georgia. That dude will shit on your furniture.
  10. Donny left his passports on the roof of the car.
  11. Rudy is gonna shit in mid testimony again, isn't he?
  12. And to top it all off, the surrounding sidewalks at Mar-A-Lago are about to be covered in MAGA doo doo.
  13. How did donkey sperm get on these missile specs and manufacturing documents, sir? Mr. President? With all due respect, sir, please answer the donkey sperm question. And why was a La Toya Jackson lookalike even allowed within the vicinity of these documents? And not that it'd be more appropriate or legal, and just out of curiosity, why not the real La Toya Jackson? Seems like she'd be attainable. Yes, moving forward. I apologize for the tangent. Back to brass tacks. Let's talk donkey sperm.
  14. I'm just saying. I've been against every gameshow host and steak salesmen in history who has stolen nuclear weapon intelligence and classified documents. I'm against that. I don't think it has ever been really helpful. It seems wrong. At least it feels kinda wrong. I'm not an expert, though. I might be open to a counter argument. Probably not, though. But maybe.
  15. Doesn't matter. Just attack. Immediately fling buckshot spray of simian dung in four directions. Possible contradictions will not matter from hour to hour. Just don't run low on projectile dung. Never abide by a playbook. Just wipe brown streaks on the playbook and throw it. Always keep a surplus of monkey shit and hurl it accordingly. Profit and whatnot.
  16. It was a little presumptuous to boldly make a statement before knowing which dimension of reality needed to be shaped prior to forming a positional illusion.
  17. Shifting rhetoric 180 degrees from the previous day is something these toads have made normal. Reality doesn't matter. Actions and evidence in hand is an abstract toy.
  18. Probably not. I think he's simply a spineless pussy. The vast majority of these halfwits will come really close to accidently ushering in an authoritarian regime because they were to cowardly to stop engaging in rhetoric they know is absurd. Fox News will be apologetic one day too late after some large scale violence. I can't help but feel that's imminent.
  19. Do we have a list of demands from the creator of Heathcliff?
  20. I also loved gnr but that whole album was pretty bad. But November Rain sucked so hard it was almost funny how dramatic it was. And the symphony/rock band thing was already really played out. Then Metallica did the orchestra shit again like six months later. It was a weird transition time for music.
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