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Chooky

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  1. Do you have insurance? Yeah, but it's through a friend.
  2. If nothing else, I'm elated that this thing somehow squeezed a VF reference outta Twice.
  3. That was pretty classy. I would've gone with Wahhabist Death to America Tour or Bone Saw Brigade.
  4. Does Bry know how buying a pizza works?
  5. It'd be like accidently having something that looked like a cigarette in the logo of your lung cancer foundation.
  6. It's been kind of stunning to see the PGA caught so flat-footed in their ability to counter all of this. I don't think "higher prize money" next schedule is registering. Nobody seems to give a shit about the size of purse outside of golfers. They just aren't going to be able compete with money. Why even bring that up? I guess paying for travel to guys who don't make a cut is a start. It's complicated and it seems like they still don't really have any idea about how to handle this. Is it because they're all just old and confused or are they not consolidated enough as a league? Leaning into tradition is a narrow path that also eludes to stuffy and pretentious. I'm not creative enough to think beyond leveraging tradition and legacy, which is clearly not gonna cut it. The marketing graphics for Presidents Cup is a good example. I'm a huge fan of Davis, but their poster looks like an invitation to a banking seminar. They just seem ill-equipped for this.
  7. I clocked in at 71, which is why I was able to be skeptical.
  8. You should go count them to conform this.
  9. A multi billion dollar troll job on the entirety of western civilization? Those Wahhabists love pranks, I guess. Buncha jokesters.
  10. Yeah, I don't think anyone functioning above 70 is taking that seriously, including the person who originally posted the tweet. But once pointed out it is uncanny.
  11. There's just no way. Right? There's no fucking way. This is just coincidentally the most unfortunate and accidental design since the curved dick trophy for the Women's Tour, right? Right?
  12. Remember the And1 Basketball league? The in your face, new and cutting edge version of basketball from the streets? That's what this feels like except The Professor and Hot Sauce are being paid millions with not even a fraction of the viewership. "Oh baby!!!'
  13. The LIV Tour just "spreading the game of golf" and keeping it totally non political.
  14. I didn't know commenting on the PGA thread was a prerequisite for being a PGA fan or having an informed opinion about a league financed by fundamentalist goons.
  15. They should've considered using projectile diarrhea as a defense mechanism. Throw up a squid cloud and run the opposite direction.
  16. Quit being gay about this.
  17. Why not just call it the We Did 9-11 Tour? Maybe have a bone saw as a logo. Each tournament could begin with the ceremonial tossing a homosexual off of a high rise. Get creative with tournament rankings. If a player doesn't make the top ten they'll have to surrender their wive's and daughter's drivers licenses. Fall out of the top 25 and they have to have their clitoris removed. Make the PGA regret the way they mistreated all these players for so many years and show them how to put on a true entertainment exhibition. This is what they get for denying the players so many opportunities. I do fear for Patrick Reed, though. I'm concerned that the Saudis might have enough evidence on him to justify the amputation of his hands. Market that. Make it part of the season drama. Congrats to Greg Norman for shifting his legacy. Now, pissing the Master's down his slacks will be the second most notable thing he's done. He's a great salesman and I'm buying all in. I can't wait for the arrival of my new Wahhabist merch. I want to be covered head to toe in Salafi gear like a real American.
  18. It'd almost be impressive if the aggies did something so dumb that the dumbness went full circle and actually benefited them with one player to the detriment of the handful of players they signed last year. That's elite dumb.
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