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Chooky

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  1. Doo Doo Giuliani.
  2. Elon has an established history of calling people who even politely confront him a pedo. I think he's even settled out of court for doing that. If he stays on this petulant path he should just rename twitter "Birdy Infowars."
  3. Popehat has been splendid for five years running. And I still wouldn't trade ten measured and sensible Popehats for one measured and sensible TwiceHorn.
  4. Crowd on New Year's Eve: 4 ... 3 ... 2 -- Kyrsten: Hey, everyone! I'm thinking about opening a book store coffee shop combo downtown. Maybe a wellness center, too.
  5. Kyrsten: I'm a lesbian. Everyone: Fine. That's fine. Kyrsten: I'm not a lesbian anymore. Everyone: Okay. Kyrsten: I'm bi. Everyone: That's fine. Kyrsten at someone else's birthday party: My birthday is tomorrow! Everyone: That's fantastic. Kyrsten on Christmas morning: I'm considering suicide. Everyone: Oh, gosh. Okay. Let's talk about it, then. I guess. Geez, man.
  6. Looking back on it, Herschel Walker might have been a flawed candidate.
  7. Herschel Walker said it best when he said "One of the problems is Cain kilt Abel. That's one of the problems we have." Herschel Walker said it best when he said "Joe Budden with this so called bill buh butta. Gimmie a break. What a joke." Herschel Walker said it best when he said "I would play Russian roulette. At home. I played it by myself probably 6 times. To me, that's the ultimate competition. I'm very competitive." Herschel Walker said it best when he said "Bitch, I will keel you."
  8. But what about Hunter Barack's Fast and Benghazi and Furious Woke top lap?
  9. I hope that kid comes out of there and is greeted with a groundswell of support and open arms and open ears.
  10. Counterpoint: erection.
  11. Trump's entire campaign sounds like someone complaining to tech support. He's gonna give democracy a one star Yelp review.
  12. There's gonna be a grift opening for someone to take steroids and become the Butthole and Spleen King.
  13. Will Efron post popcorn emojis in anticipation of his corporate messages and emails?
  14. This is another step backward for the sheep and and goat penis industry trying to become a mainstream protein.
  15. Electricity is too gay. Shut it down!
  16. Chooky

    Kanye

    I remember seeing this video and thinking "so this is the content of the pure genius several people have mentioned to me. Huh. Kai. Thx."
  17. Now the Oath Keepers are gonna have to change their name after Trump wants to abandon the constitution. There's no oath to keep now. Maybe just Keepers? Jeepers Keepers? Oaf Keepers? Help me out.
  18. "The US Constitution is a burden. Trump 2024." 38% approval cuz pwnd.
  19. Happy Holidays, then. Damn.
  20. How can we say we're free if we don't allow NYP to publish spuriously obtained photos of people's dicks?
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