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Chooky

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  1. I don't know what the last patch was supposed to do, but I now throw lots of interceptions.
  2. 1 ticket free with purchase of 1 Mountain Dew 12 pack and a minimum of two expired Toblerone bars.
  3. I'm on this page saying this seemed like a winnable game for your neon one. Keep making barnyard references though.
  4. Probably the first time anyone has beaten UCF in Orlando. And I'm on this very page questioning why they'd be favored by so much prior to the game, you absolute doink.
  5. Yes, their first win against a team with a winning record. And a team that will likely be .500 at best by the end of the season. A real juggernaut Deion has delivered. They have arrived.
  6. That's what they bring home after Aranda's Vagina Cigar debacle in Colorado. No way he makes through the season. What are the odds he makes it to next week?
  7. Not helpful with broad stereotypes.
  8. They should've said rape twice?
  9. Okay, watching Baylor right now is answering my question. And I'm even on this thread discussing how hapless this Baylor team is this year. The Baylor that took CU to OT on the road and had to squirt diarrhea down their own legs to find a way to lose. Sorry. Sometimes I have to jump in and tell myself to shut the fuck up.
  10. It should be legal to assault and throw projectiles at people who wear a t shirt under a blazer.
  11. They rely on their licensing. Without competition, there's really no incentive to dedicate toward a complete game. They do chincy bullshit like remove features that everyone liked in one iteration. Then the next year they'll market having the feature they shouldn't have removed in the first place. If Ubisoft or Rockstar spent 3 years building a detailed, high graphic and expert audio college football game they'd probably blow EA's tits off. Exclusivity is EA's wheelhouse. They can put out a clunker and not be punished for it. This game made a killing mainly because of nostalgia and a dearth of any college football game for 11 years. They fed a cracker to the starving masses.
  12. What am I missing? I saw UCF favored by as much as 15. They looked meh against TCU and there isn't much to glean from thumping New Hampshire and Sam Houston. KJ Jefferson can be a complete lummox. And they'll likely be playing in a rice paddy today. Is it Malazahn and the tempo? This game feels like a jump ball.
  13. Put the fumble slider back at 50. Make sure you aren't accidently hitting the lateral button.
  14. "I shouldn't be charged with a crime on account of my Fran Tarkebton's disease or whatever they call it."
  15. You know how people had posters of Vince Lombardi quotes? There should be a poster of this Brerr Favre quote: "If you were to pay me is there anyway the media could find out where the money came from?"
  16. Fine, I guess I'll go ahead and resign. Maybe that would be better for everyone in the long run. So you're saying you want me to stay? I think you're entitled to make a decision and should trust your instinct. Okay, I'll stay then. Get me a list of all the people who want me to stay. But before that, get me a list of all the people who don't.
  17. For extra lulz, consider that Deuce Knight was visiting auburn for the Arkansas game. Front row seats to the turbulence and watching fat Auburn fans weep and belllow like land manatees. I imagine even Lebby Briles could find a way to capitalize on that. Kiffin should. OU at home next week might be dicey for them. Win/win either way. Other than that, Vandy and ULM seem to be their only penciled W's. And Vandy is clearly plucky. Kentucky might find a way to do Stoops stuff. An Auburn metal barrel fire of old scratch off tickets and Miracle Whip jars would be fun to watch.
  18. Bo Wallace going scorched is entertaining. But listen to Freeze's post-game. It's really stunning how shittily he blamed his players. He didn't just hurl a qb under the bus. He smeared both quarterbacks. And then a few running backs. He's a total shithead and it'd be hard to find a program who deserves Hugh Freeze more than Auburn. Filth merchant and ranting old man from Poltergeist 2, Ian McCaw, revitalized Freeze as he found commonality and fellowship with him in morally bankruptcy -- another cretin who knows how to ride the religion grift for their own benefit. Auburn bought into the bullshit because Auburn. Fuck them. This will be enjoyable. Feed Bo Wallace handfuls of Vicodin and cheap whiskey and turn him loose. What a blast.
  19. Total speculation, but I think a thing Mack does is identify multiple power pivots of a program, whether it be administration or significant donors, and form deep, lifelong friendships with them. I think he's very good at that, especially one on one. I'm not saying those friendships are all disingenuous, but he does tend to barricade himself inside loyal power brokers. I think he's very tactical and focused on buying himself longevity. Before someone inside a program can even entertain a change in coaching direction, they have to weave their way through his loyalty armor. Honestly, I believe a lot of people do this, in any occupation, just as a self preservation bubble. But I think there are few people as good or better at that than Mack Brown. It'd be interesting to hear from someone in the UNC realm who knows the ins and outs of their decision hierarchy. I'd wager that Mack has long, late night phone calls with several of them where he tells them everything he's learned they like to hear about themselves.
  20. He wouldn't be out there killing himself against JMU if he was resigning.
  21. Matt Rhule is 2-20 against ranked teams. Yeah, most of his teams were in a rebuilding phase, but damn.
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