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Chooky

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  1. Greg Abbott puts his pants on with one humiliating and degrading motion like you're shaking a pillow into a case and then he has to be rolled to one side to have everything buttoned and zipped and then have his legs placed back into a more visually suitable and natural position just like the rest of us.
  2. Javier Horowitz. This response was typed on my handheld Jew device.
  3. You had me at Iron Maiden font.
  4. That's a measured and reasonable response from you. For me, his entire existence makes me want to punch my own face in.
  5. The Cleveland Browns are perpetual comedy.
  6. I watched a clip of Rittenhouse on Charlie Kirk's "I Promise I'm Not Into Buttfucking Podcast," or whatever it's called, because my wrap your balls tightly in barbed wire appointment fell through. Rittenhouse kept talking about how he had the best food at "Dixie's Chicken." Not the Dixie Chicken. He said "Dixie's Chicken" like three times. Then Kirk suggested he become a yell leader but Kyle had no idea what that even was. The entire conversation was one of the most aggie things I've ever seen and it was between two people who aren't even aggies. And Kyle is a noticeable dumb guy. His current celebrity of being the "pew pew you're dead" hero of the hate movement will eventually be overwhelmed by all the dumb shit he says. He'll morph into another bad political take machine. He's not at a "licking the windows" level of dumb, but he's dumb enough for me to realize that there's basically no way he doesn't end up being a member of the US Senate. The future will have a congressional think tank headed by Herschel Walker and Kyle Rittenhouse where the shapes of different foods are discussed and how rain happens because God is crying.
  7. I slept in today but when I awoke I was instantly curious how Tootie Raww was doing. All I can say now is "man oh man, that is so Tootie."
  8. I've started to find Warnock intriguing and one of the more interesting senators the more I heard from him. So of course he's about to be replaced by someone who is barely coherent and criminally stupid.
  9. Agua Man. Starring Danny Trejo. Featuring Amber Heard.
  10. That's a pretty mean thing to say. It won't hurt Abbott's feelings from the waist down. Maybe someday you'll be more careful with the top half of Abbott.
  11. The door just has that "it" factor.
  12. Single person entry through HESCO defense barriers. Take away loading docks and every fire exit. Wal Mart sized vaults where only two people can shop for Dale Earnhardt merch at a time. Belt fed mk 19 grenade launchers mounted on each shopping cart. Cashiers with shoulder pivoting laser missiles like the predator had. Might as well give them masks with the predator dreds as well, because come on, that shit looks fucking dope. Door greeters are allowed to shove C-4 packs up people's asses. Trauma units next to the LensCrafters. Bakery required to have Wayne Lapierre's face on every cookie and birthday cake. Every motorized fatty scooter fully up armored where only the head pokes out Dukakis style. It's time to get serious and take retail back.
  13. Buckley? I bet William F. Buckley would hate these people.
  14. If I wanted to shoot a bunch of people and then stymie the response of law enforcement, a single entry building would seem ideal. Yes, come. Single file if you would, please.
  15. Texas Law Enforcement. Electrical grid. Remember that time shit worked?
  16. Dan Snyder will be red in the face if everything comes out.
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