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Chooky

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  1. Tweed flip-flops are the future of chess.
  2. Ken eee! I'm so dwunk right now I fee like I'm retawded.
  3. Slap an App State sticker on that bitch.
  4. I don't think anybody really thinks they'd be a better option. I just want to see some other guys in the rotation.
  5. Credit to Card for not turning the ball over. That's about all he accomplished. He seems to have slightly improved. Injured or not, the offense stalled with his presence and led to a fatigued defense in the fourth quarter. I don't want to hand him accolades for not shitting his pants entirely. Of course this loss isn't on his shoulders. We'll have another freshman next year with whom we can patient. If Ewers is out for a few I'll be happy to see some new blood. I'm ready to move on from this panicky project. Barely mediocre isn't gonna cut it anymore. We have shit to do.
  6. Fuck Alabama.
  7. True freedom is being able to commit fraud without consequences. Tough on crime. But not MY crime.
  8. Aside from rooting for certain individual players and former Longhorns, my NFL experience now is pretty much just enjoying the misfortune of people I hate. Each season the amount of people I despise grows, expanding the opportunity to enjoy more and more demise. Seeing Baker Mayfield snap a femur and writhe around in unspeakable pain would be my own private Super Bowl. But there are also smaller victories, like an assistant coach I hate being humiliated and ultimately fired and sent to the bowels of obscurity. It's the league of dreams.
  9. Otter Rock is one of my favorite places on the planet
  10. Oregon players would totally wear that in a game.
  11. That's a perfect breakdown of the whole thing without having to go through all the gross details. Thanks.
  12. Trump should contend that he didn't know something could be "classy" or "classified" if it wasn't painted black with gold trim.
  13. Somehow he even managed to eat cheetos like an absolute asshole. He had cheeto eating swagger. That video is old. Did he end up getting charged for attempted murder? What a garbage can of a human.
  14. Hello, this is Pico. He wants me to get a hair on top of my head because he does not like the ones I have now. I tape this hair to the back of my neck or how does it go?
  15. It'd be interesting if it wasn't so goddamn boring.
  16. Either hire an editor or cycle down from the Adderall.
  17. Dan Rather becoming a Twitter gangster is one of the bright spots in the simulation.
  18. "Woke" has been boiled and peeled down to "civil rights."
  19. 🍄
  20. "Mr. Speedy Gonzales, or whatever your name is, tear down that wall."
  21. At this point I think I should just be grateful that the Fox News chyron didn't say "Caring About The Ocean Is Dumb." This insinuates they value the ocean. Yay, I guess. Edit: Next week they'll declare war on the ocean and coastal MAGAs will start shooting at the ocean, right?
  22. Great Maga King Status Super Happy Fun Ball Sex Tit Girls Nude Cheesy Ranch Delicious Food Money Rich Mansion Gold
  23. Karl Rove and Dick Cheney are liberal, left wing hacks working on behalf of globalist interest. The wilfully ignorant don't deserve anymore good faith attempts of "understanding." Fuck these people. "You can't talk down or over the underlying current of rural angst. Talk to them. Not over them." Fuck that. Elevate motherfucker.
  24. "Caught dipping hot wings in her vagina" or "Was reverently witnessed dipping hot wings in her vagina and celebrated then rewarded?"
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