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Chooky

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  1. It'd be interesting if it wasn't so goddamn boring.
  2. Either hire an editor or cycle down from the Adderall.
  3. Dan Rather becoming a Twitter gangster is one of the bright spots in the simulation.
  4. "Woke" has been boiled and peeled down to "civil rights."
  5. 🍄
  6. "Mr. Speedy Gonzales, or whatever your name is, tear down that wall."
  7. At this point I think I should just be grateful that the Fox News chyron didn't say "Caring About The Ocean Is Dumb." This insinuates they value the ocean. Yay, I guess. Edit: Next week they'll declare war on the ocean and coastal MAGAs will start shooting at the ocean, right?
  8. Great Maga King Status Super Happy Fun Ball Sex Tit Girls Nude Cheesy Ranch Delicious Food Money Rich Mansion Gold
  9. Karl Rove and Dick Cheney are liberal, left wing hacks working on behalf of globalist interest. The wilfully ignorant don't deserve anymore good faith attempts of "understanding." Fuck these people. "You can't talk down or over the underlying current of rural angst. Talk to them. Not over them." Fuck that. Elevate motherfucker.
  10. "Caught dipping hot wings in her vagina" or "Was reverently witnessed dipping hot wings in her vagina and celebrated then rewarded?"
  11. Dear Web Host, I regret to inform you that you will not now, or ever, receive payment for your partnership with a man who is notorious for not paying people. Giddily, I remain, Chooky post script: I don't regret informing you of this. I'm elated -- shit is hilarious.
  12. True. We never truly understood just how flaccid Boner really was until we saw the rest of these hard ons.
  13. The words "China wife" are about to come raging back to the lexicon.
  14. "Tijuana is bad and leads to pregnant. I support the D.E.A. Tijuana is a gateway drug to other drug. Bad drugs. Drugs are not good for children. Is this what John Biden means by bill buh butta? D.E.A. spells drugs!" --Herschel Walker
  15. Yes, those are more important issues. But attaching yourself to an overwhelmingly favorable issue that has basically gone undefeated on every ballot in the last four years couldn't hurt. And then you force your opponent to oppose it. Beto is gonna need every ounce of juice he can squeeze and that's still probably not enough.
  16. I'm not sure why Beto doesn't singularize his campaign just a tad on this issue.
  17. Trump took a shit right next to Diane Feinstein. In mid sentence. Just took a shit.
  18. Yeah, genitals dominate their entire thought process.
  19. This is always one of the downsides to jumping around in a giant rotating pendulum wheel thing.
  20. Rebekah Jones 2022 Doesn't rape
  21. That's some psycho bullshit. A mandatory 20 year stint for shitheads like that would get my support. Or possibly just prosecute swatting like it was attempted murder.
  22. I was in the exact same thought process until I started reading anti Trump pollsters and pundits who are outright hostile to the whole notion of an independent sandbagger and how it truly works. Moderate conservatives in the suburbs, who aren't devoting their lives to pwning the libs and red button nonsense, have been addition by subtraction in the two party bog. I guess they peel over to an indy pretty easily if one is available.
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