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Chooky

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  1. He's a ditch pig, fucktarded piece of stupid dick. Sorry. I openly dabble in plagiarism these days.
  2. Even Oklahoma will have a hard time finding someone as dumb as this asshole. You'd have to dig pretty deep to find a primary opponent. This guy is here to stay. He has upper management stigmata'd all over him.
  3. Because it's now trendy in GOP loon circles to demonize medical professionals.
  4. Killing every doctor and medical professional would lead to a healthier society.
  5. Remember that time Rudy took a shit on television in Michigan while sitting next to that unfortunate woman who struggled to stifle her reaction to the smell? Doody Giuliani.
  6. My dick is so huge (in Cambodia). I tap sternum (in Cambodia). My nickname is Pole Pot (in Cambodia).
  7. It's clear to me that we won't be safe until every little league player is armed during their game. And that training should begin in tee ball or maybe even at the embryo stage.
  8. Ah, America's other pastime.
  9. Shining a heat lamp on your crotch is alpha as fuck.
  10. He did some weird shit but he seemed to have a general streak of decency and pragmatism. He was articulate and witty. I doubt he could've pretended to be dumb enough for this new electorate.
  11. Lobo is Spanish for 'Teen Wolf Too',' starring Jason Bateman.
  12. True, but no doubt he'd support a bill to incarcerate anyone for doing the same.
  13. I heard that term applied to specific supporters of Beto. Or something.
  14. Ditchpig has just been officially added to my permanent lexicon. My phone even tried to correct it and i said no, phone, you will recognize it and like it. If someone asks, I will give general credit to protect the innocent. "I learned it from some judgy Alabama wine moms with the nice calves."
  15. I saw her and Principal Skinner in the closet making babies and then she ate the baby and the baby looked at me.
  16. I used the bathroom in an Allsup's in McCamey, TX. Someone wrote the word "shit" with actual ... shit. I hope it was just a mentally ill local. Otherwise, there's a serial killer traveling through West Texas right now.
  17. Remember that time Rudy was trying to redeem himself from giving a press conference next to a garden hose and a stack of mulch and then in his next press conference ash tray juice started leaking out of his head?
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