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Chooky

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  1. Is SydneyCarton city shaming again? Get that sonofabitch! Did he disparage sign lady who has been sign lady-ing for decades? Let's boil this down to the core.
  2. Those who spackle together are shackled together?
  3. Watch out, Georgia. That dude will shit on your furniture.
  4. Donny left his passports on the roof of the car.
  5. Rudy is gonna shit in mid testimony again, isn't he?
  6. And to top it all off, the surrounding sidewalks at Mar-A-Lago are about to be covered in MAGA doo doo.
  7. Uhhhh, it's actually pronounced "sam uhn."
  8. How did donkey sperm get on these missile specs and manufacturing documents, sir? Mr. President? With all due respect, sir, please answer the donkey sperm question. And why was a La Toya Jackson lookalike even allowed within the vicinity of these documents? And not that it'd be more appropriate or legal, and just out of curiosity, why not the real La Toya Jackson? Seems like she'd be attainable. Yes, moving forward. I apologize for the tangent. Back to brass tacks. Let's talk donkey sperm.
  9. I'm just saying. I've been against every gameshow host and steak salesmen in history who has stolen nuclear weapon intelligence and classified documents. I'm against that. I don't think it has ever been really helpful. It seems wrong. At least it feels kinda wrong. I'm not an expert, though. I might be open to a counter argument. Probably not, though. But maybe.
  10. Doesn't matter. Just attack. Immediately fling buckshot spray of simian dung in four directions. Possible contradictions will not matter from hour to hour. Just don't run low on projectile dung. Never abide by a playbook. Just wipe brown streaks on the playbook and throw it. Always keep a surplus of monkey shit and hurl it accordingly. Profit and whatnot.
  11. It was a little presumptuous to boldly make a statement before knowing which dimension of reality needed to be shaped prior to forming a positional illusion.
  12. Shifting rhetoric 180 degrees from the previous day is something these toads have made normal. Reality doesn't matter. Actions and evidence in hand is an abstract toy.
  13. Probably not. I think he's simply a spineless pussy. The vast majority of these halfwits will come really close to accidently ushering in an authoritarian regime because they were to cowardly to stop engaging in rhetoric they know is absurd. Fox News will be apologetic one day too late after some large scale violence. I can't help but feel that's imminent.
  14. Do we have a list of demands from the creator of Heathcliff?
  15. I also loved gnr but that whole album was pretty bad. But November Rain sucked so hard it was almost funny how dramatic it was. And the symphony/rock band thing was already really played out. Then Metallica did the orchestra shit again like six months later. It was a weird transition time for music.
  16. Bless you car in particular?
  17. Gross.
  18. Do you have insurance? Yeah, but it's through a friend.
  19. If nothing else, I'm elated that this thing somehow squeezed a VF reference outta Twice.
  20. That was pretty classy. I would've gone with Wahhabist Death to America Tour or Bone Saw Brigade.
  21. Does Bry know how buying a pizza works?
  22. It'd be like accidently having something that looked like a cigarette in the logo of your lung cancer foundation.
  23. It's been kind of stunning to see the PGA caught so flat-footed in their ability to counter all of this. I don't think "higher prize money" next schedule is registering. Nobody seems to give a shit about the size of purse outside of golfers. They just aren't going to be able compete with money. Why even bring that up? I guess paying for travel to guys who don't make a cut is a start. It's complicated and it seems like they still don't really have any idea about how to handle this. Is it because they're all just old and confused or are they not consolidated enough as a league? Leaning into tradition is a narrow path that also eludes to stuffy and pretentious. I'm not creative enough to think beyond leveraging tradition and legacy, which is clearly not gonna cut it. The marketing graphics for Presidents Cup is a good example. I'm a huge fan of Davis, but their poster looks like an invitation to a banking seminar. They just seem ill-equipped for this.
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