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Chooky

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  1. I have a sawed off double barrel that rests in a sheath on my back but it's purely for fashion. Looks badass with my vest and shoulder pads.
  2. You know where the real danger is? A drag queen singing a Liza Minelli number. Zero tolerance! Protect the children!
  3. Death and destruction and catastrophe. Disease festering out of boiling goiters. The sky will be filled with hornets and biting gnats will swarm and lay eggs in your eyeballs. I'm Donald Trump and I hope i can count on your vote.
  4. Trump should respond to this by having Hannity scramble around the driving range while he fires golf balls at him.
  5. That's Matt Schlapp's entrance music.
  6. If Trump is not charged I'll probably have to blame it on @TwiceHorn
  7. Notorius GED. I've been seeing that on Twitter. Hilarious.
  8. Who runs Alpha Town? Elon. Say! Louder! ELON RUNS ALPHA TOWN! Embargo lifted.
  9. Onetime i got so high i turned my stereo down when a DPS trooper went by at about 70 mph on the other side of the highway. I didn't want to draw attention to myself.
  10. You see that Cuban Canadian over there? The one who changed his name? Yeah, that one. The one who publicly supported the man who insulted his father and his wife. He's texas tough. No, really. That's his slogan. Texas tough.
  11. He probably won't be taking a hike, though. Whatever. Take a long walk off a short pier, wheelchair boy.
  12. The fake kids at Sandy Hook did January 6. Pretty convenient that there's no video of it. Hmm. You know why there's no video of it? Because those kids never existed, you idiot. I have video evidence of all the videos that don't exist. Checkmate.
  13. Rearview mirror? Nah, dumbass. That's where we put the retro gumball dispenser.
  14. Resident of Phoenix in late July and want to enter your vehicle? Place your fingers on this scalding, stainless steel-colored saute pan. Boom! FBI can't fingerprint you now. Globalists pwn3d.
  15. Damn. "Meatball Ron" would be the end of him. It would also greenlight more devolution, eventually just leading to Ivy League Guinea, Dagoe DeSantis and Wop Ron. Then the floor will finally be Swamp Spic DeSantis.
  16. This is Brick's way of saying he's a 'Family Circus' man.
  17. I noticed that. I needed some optimism.
  18. Your space discipline is focused.
  19. Sounds pretty gay.
  20. Remember that time Donald Trunque took a shit right next to Senator Feinstein on live television?
  21. I took hyperbolic license with Addazio. All under the table.
  22. As they currently employ a murderer and a white supremacist. Pol Pot would be on strength and conditioning if he were alive.
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