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Chooky

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  1. There's a French rugby player named Faraj Fartass. Dead serious. I'm gonna reflect on that for a couple of days and forget about the Oscar's.
  2. Someday I'll look back on this and be embarrassed for ever having an opinion on it.
  3. I'm gonna move south of Longview and start bitching about the humidity.
  4. I go way out of my way to avoid hearing about Will Smith and his talentless wife and his mongoloid offspring who have had all of their turds bronzed and shown to the world. It's impossible to avoid them. Fuck him and that bald-headed bitch and her overused holes. He gets mad And starts to cry He takes a swing, but He can't hit
  5. Probably. It has Surly in the browser.
  6. I'm like Jason Bourne because my name starts with a J but I'm not a skilled fighter and I get a little jumpy and have a hard time concentrating when danger is near. I'm like Hunter Biden because I passed out once with cocaine paraphernalia in plain sight but I have an average dong.
  7. Username way too checks out.
  8. Way to flex a smug expression in your dog torture mugshot.
  9. "Narrative" is way overused right now.
  10. I give Eric a pass because it's actually pretty advanced when a turnip sprout learns to talk.
  11. Vladimir Putin printed this post and mailed it to a Ukrainian maternity hospital.
  12. "But these toys were also thrown at predators and defecated upon because they were so stupid."
  13. Current fuel prices make it a really smart time to have a dry run truck convoy to protest against tyranny and slavery and things and stuff.
  14. You wanna make Kubota iconic in Americana? Because this is how you make Kubota iconic in Americana.
  15. I'm picturing a chicken walking by while someone is being cross examined.
  16. My debate question for both of them would be whether or not C3PO had a butthole.
  17. A blast from the past. The peak of this thread, imo. Was it Tanya with the paper plates and just the most honest and open hood life ever? That chick was fascinating. And who was the dude who dreamed of getting a slab? No slab. Have cry.
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