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Chooky

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  1. Please tell that little podium is attached to Greg's chair and he just rolls around lording his governor seal like a demolition derby car with a cattle catcher.
  2. Yeah, I need to see them master escalators and elevators first.
  3. Trump told Esper he found naval ships to be ugly and dreary in appearance.
  4. We need gold naval ships with black trim. Time to class it up in the U.S. Navy.
  5. Has Barr dropped any bombshells he was too spineless to bring to light when he was the top law enforcement official in the country?
  6. Nobody is protective of cartel members. Nobody. I'm sure some version of a Timothy McVeigh news outlet has informed you that the satanic left adores murderous cartel members while also kneeling at the altar of Santa Muerte. The problem is that Trump is dumb enough to believe that you can simply bomb cartels by identifying them by their little cartel uniforms where they all stand together in tight circles and are safely distanced from regular civilians. You want to get rid of the coke dealers in Galveston? Just bomb them. Heroin dealers? Just find their apartment and launch a missile into it.
  7. What's the deal with Johnny Sack's angry erection pointing at Bullneck? Is he getting petulant because nobody supports lobbing missiles at a quinceanera in Jalisco?
  8. Don't tell anyone you keep track of that moron Brendan Schaub.
  9. The same reason you hide your weed in a kilo of cocaine.
  10. Nothing funny happens when either of those two do standup.
  11. Getting an early start on soaring heat. By mid June old people will be catching on fire while giving the finger to that Yankee electrical grid.
  12. I think he's saying this out of insecurity on account of his face looking like a fetus.
  13. It'd be a disaster because his next college job is where their craziness is going to spill out completely. There'll be videos of him asking students to smell his finger. Then Shelly will create a scandal for biting a monkey and shitting in Urban's bed. Then more videos of Urban asking students to smell the bed. Then we'll panic hire Houston Nutt.
  14. I won't rest until we get rid of the Spanish option on robocalls. And I'm torn on educating migrant children because they'll have an advantage by not being exposed to filthy text books and perverted sex ed.
  15. I have no doubt that you struggle with that
  16. Weak. You got roundhoused by a girl and resorted to a twenty-year-old gif that boomers use on Facebook. You're doing great.
  17. It fascinates me that people refuse to believe that he can't believe in anything that isn't right in front of his ketchup- riddled, painted television face.
  18. Yep, that's the best I can do -- give props for admitting error. But on the other hand he and many others find it perfectly acceptable to take a broad stage and spew shit that they know is completely wrong. Or they just wing it and go with whatever sounds good in the moment. And the "right guy" who called him on it was only slightly less wrong than him? "Oh, I have no response. He's correct about me having been completely unaware of reality when I blather for two consecutive minutes. Please understand that I come from a background where reality is actually a deficit rather than a granted value."
  19. He's a ditch pig, fucktarded piece of stupid dick. Sorry. I openly dabble in plagiarism these days.
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