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Everything posted by Chooky

  1. Remind me who the snowflakes are again. Jesus. Reality terrifies these twats. Just clean history nice and tidy and we can all just pretend. And make it a felony if anyone stops pretending.
  2. Feinstein should've resigned the instant Donald Trump took a shit right next to her on live TV.
  3. Steven crowder is the theater arts nerd who just yelled his lines the loudest but sucked at acting.
  4. Trump going full Kim Jong-un on his golf tournament is the best shit ever. He's Boss Hogg.
  5. It's all about to get even dumber again?
  6. Grab that kid by his wrists and use him as a whip on his parents.
  7. It's attention rape. "I don't want to pay attention to this right now." "Well, you're gonna."
  8. "I love bass taping you."
  9. He just straight up drew Darryl Hammond impersonating Trump.
  10. We're being invaded by woke candy?
  11. He had a rogue flap.
  12. So you're saying it was the sassy one?
  13. "My uncle intended to blow himself up in an Autozone but ignited during assembly in his own garage. Do I still qualify for the discount?"
  14. "I was once very stupid. I looked into a few things and reconsidered some stuff. I am no longer as stupid. I look forward to a new year not being so stupid. There will be some who resent me for being less stupid. I understand. But I hope those people will remember how stupid I was willing to be and maybe they'll allow me to be stupid, albeit less stupid, with them moving forward."
  15. Well hello, Columbia.
  16. Spork foot is funniest goddamn thing I've ever heard.
  17. What's Sammy Davis Jr going on about?
  18. I'm all for some petty hijinks at the moment.
  19. I heard Ginni Thomas is chiming in on behalf of the tedious twenty. That'll surely clear the air and get things moving in a positive direction. I haven't looked it up though. Whenever I read something she wrote i can smell sulphuric sewage and I don't need that this early.
  20. I think that means he got died. Sorry. I meant he got deaded.
  21. "Can't we be rational for a moment?"
  22. I'm stunned to hear how seemingly well the Walker campaign handled that on behalf of the staffer.
  23. Doesn't kevin have devout shoulders? Isn't he paladin? Yeah, but this will help him with more manna. Sigh. Christ!
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