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Chooky

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  1. Clark: It's a crime! Sabatini: Now you're speaking in generalities. Clark: It's a scam. Sabatini: Such an ugly word, this "scam."
  2. "I'm aghast at how leftist wokeism has infiltrated an American tradition like the Super Balls." I bet Charlie Kirk and Shapiro don't know shit about football. I bet Ben is still wondering what a safety blitz has to do with Rommel's Panzer Division while Kirk wonders what the Panzer Division has to do with Joy Division.
  3. And they're the safest black guys entertainment has right now. All of them are Kevin Hart/Will Smith/Martin Lawrence safe. It'd currently be appropriate for any of them to co star with Adam Sandler in 'Grandma Farted 2' without scaring the market. There were just too many of them together at one time. They're mostly irritated at the white executives who hand-picked them without whitening it up a little more. The people who constantly whine about "identity politics" are knee deep in identity issues.
  4. Try to imagine what a miserable existence it'd be that whenever you saw black people become a focal point at an NBA game or a football game and you start feeling resentment and contempt -- feeling like you're somehow losing ground. Bigotry is weird. And it's hard to distinguish which of these guys really feel that way or if it's just easy to sell to morons or both. Imagine having your entire week ruined because there might be a black James Bond.
  5. Sonny Liston tampered with that pole.
  6. But you coyote renovate it into a child beating room.
  7. They're amazing. The tortilla soup is maybe the best I've ever had. My only petty complaint about the one on 1604 is that the acoustics of that place when full are almost ear shattering. It's like eating inside a bass drum.
  8. I blame his financial trouble on his kids. They should be beaten with an extension cord and maybe burned on the bottoms of their feet.
  9. You're going out on a huge limb here, but I admire the risk you're taking.
  10. I was going for the understatement joke, but you came in and stepped on the punchline like you were stomping on grapes. Tom Brady is a pretty good quarterback. Now explain how that isn't a unique observation.
  11. Let's face it. Pole Assassin is a fucking idiot.
  12. "You weren't gay. You just got raped."
  13. I'd be a libertarian but I think fire departments can be helpful. That said, I haven't called the fire department today, so I'm keeping an open mind.
  14. It's really stupid. So many of those kids are huge these days. That's why I only fight middle school females.
  15. This man wears a knitted beanie indoors. At all times. He's a beanie absolutist.
  16. I bet he gets tired of complete strangers constantly trying to flick paper footballs over his left eye.
  17. Dangerous comedy that dances on the ledge of society.
  18. I'm ambivalent about Maher. I think he's mostly funny but I don't like how he can make the word "okay" sound like it has seven syllables.
  19. Yeah, but he can do the splits. And I can prove that with the photos he takes of himself doing the splits. Easily one of the most limber comics working today.
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