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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!
MTG: You should change your name to Condoleezza Lice. Cuz you have lice. And you're black. LB: I'm so sure. Sick burn, Burnie Sanders. MTG: Coming from you i take that as a condiment. LB: Kettle, smoke pot. MTG: What? LB: Shut up!
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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!
LB: Have some guzpacho, you illiterate cunt. MTG: Illiterate? How's that GED at the age of 27 working out for you? LB: Just fine, Cro-Magnon head. Maybe get a heeb laser to trim down that mustache. MTG: Maybe tell your husband to stop whipping his dick out in front of teenagers, Panties Oakley. LB: Your feet belong on a salamander. MTG: Put a mask on your fake tits. LB: Put a mask on your Lou Ferrigno face. MTG: You're an idiot. LB: You are.
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
America is in a weird place. When step moms get their hand stuck in a dryer the first course of action is to, uh ... rape her, I guess. And how are they getting stuck in couches and appliances with such frequency? But still, even before we address so many hand trap designs in the manufacturing process, I think the first step is to simply stop raping whomever gets stuck. Start there.
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New GOP Congressman's entire resume is faked
- A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
Fox News is about to Hunter Biden's laptop its ass off.- A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
- The Twitter Debate
I just realized he suspended Aaron Rupar's account. He's clearly taking lists from right wing shit flops and complying. What a petty little cunt elon has turned out to be.- A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
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That's the genius of it. Normally, collectibles are limited to increase the imaginary value of an individual unit. These are limitless! So they're not worth anything as a "collectible." And that's why it's genius to market it as a collectible. Because it's worthless. It's called business.- A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
Space Trump. Cowboy Trump. Muscular Laser Eye Trump. Football Trump. All of these are good, but the smart money will be patient and go heavy at the release of Lumberjack Trump and Bull Rider Trump. Don't sleep on Indiana Jones Trump, though.- A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
For the first time, many MAGAs are disappointed with the unveiling of Donald Trump's major announcement. I'm not one of those people. I'm elated at Trump's major announcement.- A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
Tard Cards. Just kidding. Seriously, though. It's pretty recarded.- The Rudy Thread
Rudy "Doo Doo Shoes" Giuliani- A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
It's not persecution, Eric. Few people consider you in that realm of severity. It's just people giggling about how you're such a dong.- The Rudy Thread
His mama call him doo doo. I'm a call him doo doo.- The Rudy Thread
Doo Doo Giuliani.- A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
Donald Trump sucks.- Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Elon has an established history of calling people who even politely confront him a pedo. I think he's even settled out of court for doing that. If he stays on this petulant path he should just rename twitter "Birdy Infowars."- A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
Popehat has been splendid for five years running. And I still wouldn't trade ten measured and sensible Popehats for one measured and sensible TwiceHorn.- What are you doing Kyrsten
Crowd on New Year's Eve: 4 ... 3 ... 2 -- Kyrsten: Hey, everyone! I'm thinking about opening a book store coffee shop combo downtown. Maybe a wellness center, too.- What are you doing Kyrsten
Kyrsten: I'm a lesbian. Everyone: Fine. That's fine. Kyrsten: I'm not a lesbian anymore. Everyone: Okay. Kyrsten: I'm bi. Everyone: That's fine. Kyrsten at someone else's birthday party: My birthday is tomorrow! Everyone: That's fantastic. Kyrsten on Christmas morning: I'm considering suicide. Everyone: Oh, gosh. Okay. Let's talk about it, then. I guess. Geez, man.- United States Ambassador Herschel Walker
Looking back on it, Herschel Walker might have been a flawed candidate.- United States Ambassador Herschel Walker
Herschel Walker said it best when he said "One of the problems is Cain kilt Abel. That's one of the problems we have." Herschel Walker said it best when he said "Joe Budden with this so called bill buh butta. Gimmie a break. What a joke." Herschel Walker said it best when he said "I would play Russian roulette. At home. I played it by myself probably 6 times. To me, that's the ultimate competition. I'm very competitive." Herschel Walker said it best when he said "Bitch, I will keel you."- How Fox News works
But what about Hunter Barack's Fast and Benghazi and Furious Woke top lap?- Running Alt-Right Thread of Mockery and Hypocrisy
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