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Chooky

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  1. The big 12 is complete ass this year.
  2. The current state of things.
  3. And nobody in the big 12 can stop a one dimensional offense. The whole conference is average this year.
  4. If Shedeur has a brief moment he can throw accurately from multiple platforms. His accuracy is insane. If he'd stop holding the ball too long when he does have time and take checkdowns he'd be great. Did deion already run the tire tread off of Travis Hunter? Where is he? Was 145 snaps a game maybe a little excessive?
  5. Serious Texas pride.
  6. Jiffy Lube employee.
  7. I don't know what the last patch was supposed to do, but I now throw lots of interceptions.
  8. 1 ticket free with purchase of 1 Mountain Dew 12 pack and a minimum of two expired Toblerone bars.
  9. Did they call first?
  10. 301 yards, 4 td's and no turnovers. Your move, Sluka.
  11. I'm on this page saying this seemed like a winnable game for your neon one. Keep making barnyard references though.
  12. Probably the first time anyone has beaten UCF in Orlando. And I'm on this very page questioning why they'd be favored by so much prior to the game, you absolute doink.
  13. Yes, their first win against a team with a winning record. And a team that will likely be .500 at best by the end of the season. A real juggernaut Deion has delivered. They have arrived.
  14. That's what they bring home after Aranda's Vagina Cigar debacle in Colorado. No way he makes through the season. What are the odds he makes it to next week?
  15. Not helpful with broad stereotypes.
  16. The deep state is doing a weather juke and he isn't falling for it.
  17. They should've said rape twice?
  18. Okay, watching Baylor right now is answering my question. And I'm even on this thread discussing how hapless this Baylor team is this year. The Baylor that took CU to OT on the road and had to squirt diarrhea down their own legs to find a way to lose. Sorry. Sometimes I have to jump in and tell myself to shut the fuck up.
  19. It should be legal to assault and throw projectiles at people who wear a t shirt under a blazer.
  20. They rely on their licensing. Without competition, there's really no incentive to dedicate toward a complete game. They do chincy bullshit like remove features that everyone liked in one iteration. Then the next year they'll market having the feature they shouldn't have removed in the first place. If Ubisoft or Rockstar spent 3 years building a detailed, high graphic and expert audio college football game they'd probably blow EA's tits off. Exclusivity is EA's wheelhouse. They can put out a clunker and not be punished for it. This game made a killing mainly because of nostalgia and a dearth of any college football game for 11 years. They fed a cracker to the starving masses.
  21. What am I missing? I saw UCF favored by as much as 15. They looked meh against TCU and there isn't much to glean from thumping New Hampshire and Sam Houston. KJ Jefferson can be a complete lummox. And they'll likely be playing in a rice paddy today. Is it Malazahn and the tempo? This game feels like a jump ball.
  22. Put the fumble slider back at 50. Make sure you aren't accidently hitting the lateral button.
  23. "I shouldn't be charged with a crime on account of my Fran Tarkebton's disease or whatever they call it."
  24. You know how people had posters of Vince Lombardi quotes? There should be a poster of this Brerr Favre quote: "If you were to pay me is there anyway the media could find out where the money came from?"
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