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Chooky

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  1. I didn't anticipate things getting this dumb this fast, but I'm pleased. I'm actively cheering for rural and working class pain. While this is an almost perfect start, I think it could be much dumber if we can only continue to find smart and innovative ways to make it even dumber.
  2. I have less than a child's grasp on the basics of physics. I know that a ball rolls, generally. Pretty sure I've seen one bounce. Gravity and all that shit. But that's not what's important. What's important is that Trump is tearing down the woke, bureaucratic walls between us and opportunity. With trump in charge, I can finally become a tenured physics professor at MIT. On my first day I'd take the whole class out on jet skis. Chug beers and shout "Let's go!" in each other's faces about 50 times. Maybe suck some titties. It's time to get some badasses at MIT instead of all these nerdy betas. MIT is too soft on account of this woke, everybody gets a trophy beta culture. I came here to kick some ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of ass.
  3. Uh, yeah, thanks for the laugh. What the fuck?
  4. He had a great gameplan tonight. Shit happens. The best reciever in college football was held to one catch for 3 yards. He's a top 5 DC at worst. You should move to Pecos.
  5. I turned the water off for the last two days to avoid busted pipes. So the buckeyes can lick my unwashed balls.
  6. It's like the ball became a hologram.
  7. I mean it's a somewhat valid question. I guess it comes across as clickbait. But three decisions on special teams literally almost "cost" Texas a game. Along with other aspects.
  8. I randomly landed on this video yesterday. I had never seen this dude before. I liked it. Just simple analysis and not your typical "trying-too-hard YouTube content." Just fun x and o and strategy discussion that you'd have anywhere. I find low key, conversational content refreshing right now -- opposed to over-the-top, morning radio broadcast voice or hot take YouTube or podcast culture. Probably helped that i agreed with most of his thoughts.
  9. In all seriousness, he's all heart. I still don't think he would have been as effective if ASU didn't have almost triple the amount of plays from scrimmage as Texas going into the third. They shut him down almost entirely when they had lungs. But Texas has shut down a lot of great runnng backs in the last two years. I watched Skattebo in their press conference and he's smart and all class -- a reflection of their coach. They're a tough-minded and very likeable group.
  10. You guys are a bunch of queers.
  11. Even in hindsight, this post was a really good idea and turned out great for the OP.
  12. And then Tessitore wanted to act like he did a ninja backflip with a Texas DT wrapped around him. The Paul Bunyan mythology was in full swing. He was purely out of his element and outclassed when Texas' defense wasn't gassed. Tough player. His frontal lobe will be leaking out of his ears within 200 carries in the NFL.
  13. Fuck him. He ran against an exhausted defense because Sark and the offense couldn't get first downs. They more than doubled Texas in plays from scrimmage at the end of the third quarter. He got stuffed back into his own asshole when Texas was fresh. He's a good player. Tough dude. But pretty pathetic to watch so many people glaze his knob. Fuck him.
  14. Pigs eat meat.
  15. No. Whitlock likely squeezed that one out of his gelatinous, ricotta cheese ass crack.
  16. Trumpies getting mad at trump for not being stupid, vile or bigoted enough is fun to watch.
  17. Whitlock is fat in body and spirit. He sucks. And he's fat.
  18. I'm pretty sure that's in the Constitution.
  19. By the end of his Texas tenure he couldn't be bothered to go to Pflugerville. Mack was fully aware of his detachment. That's why he flew to Florida so he could take a picture of himself standing in the corner of a field at a high school game. Because how could people be convening to organize his dismissal while he was on the grind, turning over every stone in the dirt for the future of the program? Never mind that he traveled on a private jet to get there and the whole thing was choreographed bullshit. "I'm good at dealing with people! Why can't you understand that?!? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!!!"
  20. BYU kicking the onside early was some disrespectful shit. I thought it was strange that they went back to using 10 personnel for the majority of the game. I thought they stopped doing that after Nebraska spent an entire game taking free sprints into their backfield. And then their game last night looked very similar to the NU game. Probably just a coincidence.
  21. "Sometimes they'd gripe that you didn't win ten games then then you'd remember that they griped when you won ten and didn't win more." He has so many axes to grind. I don't want him anywhere near this program.
  22. Username not only checks out, but is so oddly specific that it's spooky.
  23. Anyone who watched more than a quarter of the Alamo Bowl is just a hater. If you slightly giggled a couple of times you will be taken to a reprogramming camp so someone can remind you that they were only 1 - 11 recently.
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