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Chooky

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  1. Fat guy in a little coil.
  2. Okay, Mr. Pedantic. Maybe i should've said I think he's got the background and clout to be an elite recruiter. Or if 3 of Texas's top 5 targets had visits scheduled to Boulder I'd be a tad antsy. My point was that they were paper thin at some positions this year and were otherwise more talented than their mostly favorable schedule. At linebacker they could have just used bodies. Not a former Alabama prospect, just humans shaped like linebackers and he isn't optimizing his roster with high school numbers. He could have had more depth and developmental prospects and he chose not to do that. My opinion is that he should probably do that.
  3. 8 enchiladas is a feat. I'm legitimately in awe. I would have launched through the ceiling like a space shuttle the next day. Or within the hour.
  4. The two weirdest things about this thread are that the buff fans here have never seemed to be very knowledgeable about their own team's roster and the casual, just here because "Deion shiny" poster can't stand it if they sense you're not wholly buying into his self aggrandizing gibberish. The fawning deion disciples fail to highlight his most important victories. Even @Pancho lazily drops in to post a carefully crafted PR message. Because Deion is probably the first college coach to tell their team not to smoke or fuck around before a game. Or maybe they just failed to choreograph and film it for the masses. That's like texting your friend a Geico commercial. Acquiring Julian Lewis was a program coup and probably the biggest thing to happen to the school after having Shedeur and Hunter fall in their lap. Getting the Salter kid from Falwell and Rape Enthusiast Ian McCaw University was a sneaky and underrated depth move. That class ranks in the mid thirties with only 14 high school players. TCU has a higher ranked class but probably only because they signed 30. Deion could easily have a top ten class but he's too special to travel and indulge a recruit's family. If he had signed 25 high school players last year and developed some EE's they could have shored up a couple of units where they were paper thin. Deion's game management and a dearth of bodies at some positions are really the only reason they didn't run their schedule in the big 12. If they had done that they're likely paying Texas this weekend. Eventually CU fans will begin to resent that nonsense if they can ever dislodge their heads from deion's diamond-encrusted sphincter.
  5. Riveting exchange.
  6. Quality retort. Way to plant your feet. Meh Christmas to you.
  7. It's a perfectly accurate post. It takes an insecure bitch to go to the lengths of banning a tubby little columnist from your program for making snide and sarcastic comments. And only the most rabid prime-sexual would fawn over him for only beating two teams with a winning record. He did a great job of accumulating talent fast. And then mostly squandered it against lesser teams. But he does indeed deserve credit for rapid improvement. But not as much as Kenny Dillingham. But you probably don't even know that name because it isn't provided with your daily ESPN enema. Deion is barely the fourth best coach in that shitty conference.
  8. Like all of them over a year old, it probably had major sensor and code issues already.
  9. Even in that world of sensitive, tender asses, Deion holds the mantle for whiniest bitch in the industry. It takes a rare breed of labia skin to ban a columnist who does snark and boomer humor for the Denver Post.
  10. After being featured in two glowing segments on 60 Minutes and being named 'Sportsman of the Year' by Sports Illustrated for going 4 - 8, he continued to whine about not being treated fairly by the media. He's a cunt.
  11. Deion is still a twat.
  12. DEA spells drugs.
  13. I had no idea Gordie Howe was that jacked. Holy shit.
  14. One thing that is missing throughout the college football landscape is more discussion about deion sanders and Colorado. They should start getting more footage of themselves and try to cater to more former athletes and other celebrities.
  15. They're gonna see how often I have to spell check the word diarrhea. I've probably been comparing things to diarrhea too often.
  16. They should've been more patient. There are a number of guys in the Trump orbit who would give them all the info they need in exchange for paying off huge real estate debts and additional sums.
  17. Maher can go exclusively to his podcast. The one where he holds a joint and dares every guest to address that he's gonna smoke week. The world needs one more marijuana debate. Because weed, man. He's a weed guy. You like weed? Why not? Weed.
  18. Rapid development with this group. This staff rules.
  19. Two in a row. Jerry Jones is a genius.
  20. The last two big UNC donors who had long, passionate phone calls with Mack late into the night either got overruled or had second thoughts themselves.
  21. Dad ball at the NFL level will be fun as hell to watch.
  22. Way to make a statement, Yormark. Didn't he just get all self righteous and fine and reprimand an AD for talking to Kevin Mar harshly? I guess he would have been better off by giving him a shove in the back.
  23. That Sanders level of victimhood must be contagious. Even if you're complimentary of their improvement, buff fans will get despondent if they sense you aren't fully on board with that scum fuck of a human, Deion Sanders. Most of the CU fans on this thread don't discuss the team or the roster or really anything football related. They just get irritable about "the haters." And what was remarkable about any of their wins outside of the way they won the Baylor game? How many bowl eligible teams have they beaten? Two? Do we even count CSU?
  24. Prepare your anus.
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