Jump to content

Chooky

Legacy Members
  • Posts

    6290
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    18

Everything posted by Chooky

  1. Baylor is sewage and I guess they can go 3 - 9 if they can beat either Kansas or Houston. I watched Baylor start to finish vs Utah because I'm a nerd. I don't know why, but I assumed they would have something to build on from last year. How could they not? They might be worse this year. I have no idea how the wheels fell off there. Yes, they will probably have another 3-9 season of hilarity. I'm sure the Kinne maneuvering is already in motion and everyone within the program is already in fuck it mode. Cincinnati should've beat Pitt. But that's probably a CU win since it's in Boulder. Hard to tell this early. But once CU gets to that part of the schedule they'll be facing teams that at least have narrow pockets of competency. Cincinnati's qb Sorsby can move the ball. I don't know what to expect from Texas Tech. But it's in Lubbock. Good call, Micah hudson. I think he has one catch this season. It's honestly kind of embarrassing that I've been this ruminative about Big 12 football.
  2. I imagine Baylor's offense will continue to resemble a viscous fluid that drips from an ape's ass. Sawyer Robertson played quarterback against AF. I don't know when the Quinn guy will be back. Nobody does. No one has even asked. Not even Aranda. Before it could be brought up he mumbled some metaphor about the Berenstein Bears and then got paranoid that someone might have seen him smile last week. If Dawson Pendergrass can run on CU they should feel bad and CSU should feel worse. Colorado will win this one and Shilo will roundhouse an old lady in the face to celebrate.
  3. It was odd how those CSU players were allowed to unload double barrels of crazy shit talk. I kept wondering if they had some certainty on match-ups or were keen on an obscure advantage. I couldn't glean anything from them against Texas. Their dt, #91, looked like he was okay -- stretched a couple runs and held up okay inside. The guy from duncanville. Blackburn can tackle but he's kind of stiff in coverage. They hyped up their unveiling of meh.
  4. I just imagined running into him at an old timey pub in rural Ireland and to be quite honest it didn't feel like a realistic setting.
  5. The cowboys should play the next game with frying pans covering their ass to protect against stuff getting rammed in there.
  6. Charlotte will live to Poggi another day.
  7. Ukulele getting booed by the Tallahassee sewage.
  8. How do you square finding blind alignment with other people who are anti Hamas who are simultaneously super cuddly cozy with Saudi? It's like saying you don't do dairy while you drink straight from the udder.
  9. "Am I being detained? Why are you even pulling me over? I wanna talk to a supervisor."
  10. Reminiscent of Switzer and his bootlegger's boy bullshit, they're pulling out the "us against the world" melodrama. Relax. You're playing Colorado State. It's not that serious.
  11. I laughed at it at first. And now your post has me feeling like there's a sliver of a chance that it's real and now I feel like the last panel in the Hayden Christensen/Natalie Portman meme.
  12. "Everyone has a plan until your son cripples one of your elderly employees at a fraudulent school you own." -- Mike Tyson
  13. I think they'll be better running the ball if they'd a.) try to run the ball, and b.) use the hayden kid who transferred from OSU. The Offerdahl guy is their starting running back only because I assume he's deion's personal Rudy story. He's not very good and it's inexplicable why he's a starter. I don't know a ton about Pat Shurmur but they'd be better off just giving him compete control. I watched their Nebraska game from kickoff just for the lulz. What they're running isn't his or any coherent coach's offense. Their first 10 plays were all from the same 10 personnel formation, all passes until they got stuffed on fourth and short. Shedeur just stands there with 5 to protect so you can just fly in and tee off on him every down. I imagine they do this by deion's direction strictly to showcase his shithead kid. Or it might be that Shedeur dictates whatever makes him comfortable. Four wide and single back will get that dude killed. It's a dumb coaching staff.
  14. He could just ban them from access for giggling or being sarcastic.
  15. I hope deshaun sneaks into Tony's house and credit card swipes his nose while he's sleeping.
  16. But you can't hear him saying "get in that azz, fuckbitch. On gawd I'll kill you if you don't get in that hole."
  17. Now I'm picturing Roger Goodell and other executives sitting in a conference room watching a video of Deshaun Watson on all fours with his pants around ankles, using one hand to pull his ass apart and the other hand angrily gesturing at his butthole.
  18. He was the old CSU coach forever, right? What did he do to mess with them?
×
×
  • Create New...