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Chooky

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  1. DJ Jazzy Jeff was so rattled he had to take 28 years off.
  2. Outlaw plate tectonics while you're at it. And prosecute anyone who neglects to control their crab grass. And ban Russian thistle. Tumbleweeds can wrap around your drive shaft. Nature has been ignoring our legislation for far too long. Time to make it pay a heavy price.
  3. "If weed is legal someone might try to sell cocaine."
  4. Yeah, 6 is just gross.
  5. What would all of you here consider an excessive amount of fetuses to have in the house? I have a terrible eye for decor but I'm getting better the older I get. I'll never strive for brilliant because it's just not gonna happen with a novice like myself. I'll settle for quaint or acceptable. When it comes fetuses I'm bold enough to be a tad gauche but I want to avoid critiques such as "horrific" or "atrocity" or "macabre." I emailed this query to Joanna Gaines and immediately got a rude warning about a restraining order. She's clearly too Hollywood these days for the regular people.
  6. She had a "movement."
  7. There's a French rugby player named Faraj Fartass. Dead serious. I'm gonna reflect on that for a couple of days and forget about the Oscar's.
  8. Tits are awesome. /no cr
  9. Someday I'll look back on this and be embarrassed for ever having an opinion on it.
  10. I would've shit two cargo ships.
  11. I'm gonna move south of Longview and start bitching about the humidity.
  12. Now regale us with flat earth facts.
  13. I go way out of my way to avoid hearing about Will Smith and his talentless wife and his mongoloid offspring who have had all of their turds bronzed and shown to the world. It's impossible to avoid them. Fuck him and that bald-headed bitch and her overused holes. He gets mad And starts to cry He takes a swing, but He can't hit
  14. Probably. It has Surly in the browser.
  15. I'm like Jason Bourne because my name starts with a J but I'm not a skilled fighter and I get a little jumpy and have a hard time concentrating when danger is near. I'm like Hunter Biden because I passed out once with cocaine paraphernalia in plain sight but I have an average dong.
  16. The tiny handprint is what turned this to eleven.
  17. Username way too checks out.
  18. Way to flex a smug expression in your dog torture mugshot.
  19. "Narrative" is way overused right now.
  20. I give Eric a pass because it's actually pretty advanced when a turnip sprout learns to talk.
  21. Vladimir Putin printed this post and mailed it to a Ukrainian maternity hospital.
  22. "But these toys were also thrown at predators and defecated upon because they were so stupid."
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