Everything posted by Chooky
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Fades to Xavier Worthy in close games made me want to shave my head and bite into a cocktail glass and chew it like popcorn.
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Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
Hilarious that people are still buying this. Kirk click Bohls did his lazy nonsense and it stuck.
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$9.95 worth every penny
- Robert Griffin III as a college football analyst is...FIRED BY ESPN
If you guys start arguing about the WNBA I'm gonna light a Nari Shakti Puraskar Award on fire and resurrect Nicolas Chauvin to ejaculate on it. I stand by my statement.- Post a pic that makes you lol
That might have been the only thing to have reunited the Adolf Methler twins. Then you've got a fight on your hands. I wouldn't fight either of those guys. Grab the pistol and if someone breaks glass you're probably gonna have to plunk them with a belly shot. Guaranteed 99% of the country would be cleared on day one as nobody is gonna have a longer criminal record than those two.- Epstein and Maxwell
Yesterday the files didn't exist. Now they were written by Obama. You'd have to be really focused on your acquiescence ritual, like on a deeply spiritual level, to buy this pound of ham. BOTH SIDES!- Post a pic that makes you lol
That Aryan Brotherhood guy sure sounds a little urban. And that guy hiding on the truck will probably not be invited to anymore white power parties. I hope they can work out their hostile differences -- practice some tolerance or something.- Epstein and Maxwell
I, for one, have forgotten all about Jody Epstein, whatever his name is -- whoever he might be. Trump should bomb Puerto Rico and wipe this news off of the forefront.- Epstein and Maxwell
Who is "they?" Yeah, I guess i agree. "They" really need to flush all of this into the open. It appears at least one side of the House, in entirety, doesn't want that to happen. The other side, however ... .- Epstein and Maxwell
Well, it'd be nice to know, wouldn't it? Who could make that happen right now?- Epstein and Maxwell
This is our concern, dude.- Epstein and Maxwell
You absolutely understand why this is newsworthy. The House vote was meaningless to what the DoJ would be required. It looked more like a loyalty test. The Man Who Wears Makeup just got a wet turd slung into his face and wants everyone back on the reservation. The best they could do is a gesture of solidarity. The Orange, Butterscotched Quaffed One, and a huge bulk of his cabinet, have been sqwawking about transparency over this single issue for two years. It was basically the cornerstone of the entirety of the Vice President's campaign talking points. Now an abrupt change of priority. Nothing to see here. You're pretending this is a non story, for political reasons, while you squeal about politics being discussed in the DT. You understand that this is foul. But you're here to insist that you aren't acknowledging it while you acknowledge it. You look silly.- Epstein and Maxwell
Maxwell was charged and is now in prison for sex trafficking. Strangely, nobody knows where the sex got trafficked. It's not important. The sex was probably trafficked to Whitey Bulger or into space. One of those is dead and the other is really far away. So, it's fine now. It's done. You sound very unpatriotic for inquiring about this.- Robert Griffin III as a college football analyst is...FIRED BY ESPN
I really, really hope Shaq punches Robert Griffin in the face. I don't care at all about WNBA rivalries. I just want to see Shaq slap Robert Griffin's face so hard that it flies off and lands on Emmanuel Acho's face. Then Shaq mistakes Acho for RG3, on account of him wearing RG3's face, and slaps Emmanuel so hard that both of those faces fly off and then land on Kim Mulkey's face. Then Kim Mulkey mistakenly gets mired in scandal for being in blackface because she was wearing Emmanul Acho's face and RG3's face. Let's face it, exactly all of that is probably about to happen.- Epstein and Maxwell
Because they've been told that further sealing this shit up and enduring derision for a cover-up is a heap fuck ton better than revealing what's on that goddamn list. Remember that time Alex Acosta swooped in, out of nowhere, for reasons nobody could explain, into a perfectly staffed and capable criminal jurisdiction, to restructure and soften an already agreed upon plea agreement for epstein, without consulting a single victim or the prosecutors, the day of epstein's sentencing and then he was later awarded for it by being appointed as Trump's labor secretary? That had nothing to do with this. Just a peculiar coincidence. Trump simply wanted Acosta to secretary the shit out of that labor. There was nobody more cut out for the job. Total coincidence that all of these hideous ghouls were all fucking around in Florida during this time. Anyone still pondering this is probably very unpatriotic.- NCAA FOOTBALL IS BACK MFers
If you play pretty much offline dynasty only, the game is thoroughly broken by year 3 of your dynasty. Every mid tier team ends up being around a 55 overall because of their deal breaker nonsense with players. Very EA of them to release this game without testing the layout just 3 or 4 seasons into a single player campaign. And you're correct. The safest play with an EA sports game is to wait about 6 weeks for them to undo all their dumbass concepts that can't be executed or are too convoluted for long term play. Their beta testers are the paying customer. Definitely best to wait for them to patch all of their dumb, broken bullshit.- Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
I don't know. I thought they had a few more than that last season. I could look it up but I don't really care.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
I'm not buying that the staff can have him up to 300 by September. But what i like about this kid is that my source in Cul-de-sac Heights said he has the IT factor. But what i don't like is that Cul-de-sac Heights isn't a real place and I made up the source. Either way, we'll continue to monitor this as things unfold.- Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
I think Colorado has 5 high school players committed. 5. Five.- This Guy Got Knocked The Fuckkkkk Out
Off to a good start, buddy.- 2026 OT John Turntine
- NCAA FOOTBALL IS BACK MFers
@Derka will be buying it, too. So will I. But me and Derka will be the only two out of this group that will be back on this thread to bitch about particular aspects of the game.- Things not going well for fitness personality "Liver King."
As dumb as it was to say that shit on video, it was still funnier than anything joe rogan has ever said in any of his standup acts. His comedy specials are hideous. The podcast and his name recognition have done wonders for his ticket sales. I dare anyone to sit through the entirety of his last special. Maybe liver king could argue that rogan deserved a severe beating just for that last comedy special.- Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
Is Shedeur gonna be able to go Rolex deep into Deshaun?- Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
No. But I assumed it was inevitable. That's Elon's reflexive response to every confrontation or rejection. - Robert Griffin III as a college football analyst is...FIRED BY ESPN
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