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Chooky

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  1. Your point stands, butt his taint was involved. In whole, I don't have any other positions over his taint.
  2. Dabo Swinney told Deshaun Watson that a gentleman doesn't spread his ass cheeks and demand that a lady "rabbit punch that shit box, bitch."
  3. Calling for truth and accountability from the internet always pays off. Address each rumor individually. If SkeetBallz420 said you glue diamonds to your scrotum and that your son shits in the Gatorade cooler, disavow it in a press conference. Let the world know that SkeetBallz420 and @FartMusket69 are NOT quality journalists.
  4. Ah damn. I did not know this. EA should've provided a page that, you know ... tells you stuff? For the longest time I didn't know why the number 2 or 3 would occasionally flash above the safeties. Had no idea that it meant the qb had identified your coverage. I still don't know what some of symbols are that flash over some of the defensive players.
  5. You can change jersey numbers now after the last patch. But you still can't keep the blue-eyed devil out of the defensive backfield.
  6. Last year Deion sounded off that Matt Rhule "had to go and make it personal" and that he "took shots" at their program. Literally, nothing happened. Rhule did an innocuous interview and was asked about the portal. Rhule simply stated that he'd use the portal but that he still believed the fundamental approach to building a roster was high school recruiting, because obviously. Deion, somehow, framed and presented this as an attack on him, because he'd just run off 80 players and everything in the universe is directly correlated to him. The only thing I can assume is that it was a dumb attempt at motivation with a rival. It's a decades old rivalry that doesn't really need that kind of fuel anywayl. But the dumbest part of doing that is he juxtaposed himself with Rhule: a guy taking over a program in the same time frame as him and they're both attempting to rebuild. Rhule, a guy who has definitively already accomplished that at two different schools. Sanders, a guy who hasn't. That made their year two match-up a boldfaced, direct measurement of who was on a better path. I mean we all already knew the safest pick in that race. But deion didn't understand how this simple, two step sequence would play out perception wise. Corn is vastly improved but still not very good but far better on both sides of the ball in year two. And they have a talented freshman qb who will be granted patience to go and learn and fuck things up and make mistakes along with the transition. Colorado? The current discussion there is about Shedeur's auto-tuned rap song, him continuing to spray fetid, liquid flu feces down on his teammates and whether or not they'll proceed with getting the best player in college football crippled before he can go to the NFL. And I bet Matt Rhule was nice about it and probably called him to explain that he had no idea what he'd done wrong. And last week Rhule got to pat deion on the back and tell him he thinks he's great after kicking the shit out of him. Anyway, tldr, it's just funny to me how short-sighted deion is even at self promotion, which everyone will still insist is something he does well. He basically picked a street fight with a polite version of Mike Tyson.
  7. Deshaun is gonna need to hit a Daytona rub and tug -- get up on the table and pull his knees up to his chest so they can get clear access to his dirt chute. Get an Asian lady to sink a middle finger to the hilt. Then only tip at 4%.
  8. Jerry Gray wore #2 different when he tackled Bo.
  9. Seriously. There really isn't a need for anymore evidence to know how ridiculously talented he is. He's the most dynamic player in college football. CU's season is now pretty much just a required formality that he's expected to endure. An unnecessary gauntlet that he has to get through -- like a tour in Vietnam. "If I make it home I can start addressing all of those oil fields I acquired."
  10. This is why it's hard for me to fathom how anyone can find these guys tolerable. The sanders family post game pressers after a loss have become a hobby of mine. Most of Shedeur's post game last night was him pushing back on the notion that they might need to run the bal a little bit. He kept trying to make the point that if you can get 4 yards on a hitch pass you might as well leave it in his hands. And his continuing point was that if they're gonna lose, you might as well lose with him throwing the ball. Not that any of that was a mystery, but last night Shedeur gave you a further idea of the mindset that's going on there: don't lose sight of the real show pony in that program. Win or lose, it's the same priority.
  11. Sean Keeler, who we didn't know existed until Neon Deion made him the forbidden apple with a neck beard, came out firing in the first sentience. https://www.denverpost.com/2024/09/07/deion-sanders-cu-buffs-prime-time-punched-nebraska/
  12. There have been 5 minutes left in this game for twenty-five minutes.
  13. These officials just want to be involved with everything. Just awful. Is this a big 12 crew?
  14. It filed for bankruptcy.
  15. Nebraska has been pathetic in the second half.
  16. Nebraska sucks this half. Just gonna try to ride the clock for two straight quarters.
  17. Guy has a path to the quarterback and the olineman behind is stretching out a handful jersey. No holding call. Big 12 officials?
  18. It feels like Nebraska could just hurl 3 different running backs inside the tackles repeatedly and move the ball.
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