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Chooky

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  1. Jerry got concerned about his vehicle warranty?
  2. Mingo hasn't shown much potential, but what you have to consider is that Mingo might show some potential. While there isn't much evidence to be optimistic about Mingo, the Dallas Cowboys remain optimistic about Mingo.
  3. Biff never loses. He just runs out of Poggi.
  4. People will say "moving the goal posts" but this is easily the worst big 12 I've ever seen. BYU seems to be the most consistent team but they can bog down fast. But they find different ways to keep winning. Colorado is probably the most collectively talented team in the conference but not very deep. Their defense is not a fluke. They have two very good linebackers that i previously didn't know even existed. Their reciever room is by far better than anyone in the conference. Last year I thought Horn was just the beneficiary of target volume. But he's really good. Omarion Miller probably starts for most teams in the country and he had trouble seeing the field even before his injury. At this point I think Colorado would beat Iowa State four times out of five. Their toughest games have all been at home. If they get past Jabbering Joey in Lubbock they have a clear path. ESPN will ejaculate all over themselves and race each other to lodge their heads in deion's anus. Tech is a schizophrenic team that oscillates between average to terrible. They will get physically smacked and knocked around by ISU and then have to play God's chosen one at home. Not looking good for Joey.
  5. That guy really wanted some butts.
  6. He's a shithead. He only stopped throwing his teammates under the bus when he learned how negatively people reacted to that behavior. But that's who he is. When he goes to the NFL he will definitely get at least one coordinator fired when he hits a bad stretch of games. He's a tough player and can throw accurately from multiple platforms. But i bet he'll be impossible to coach on any deficiency, like holding the ball too long. He might be able to get better about stuff like that but he's been able to do whatever he wants his entire football career. He's never been coached by anyone other than his dad. And that comes out in his personality. Even when he gets to the NFL i think it's pretty likely that his dad will intervene at every turn.
  7. Joe Rogan. Thought leader of the era. Founded Brendan Schaub.
  8. Exactly. Franklin going robotic like he was recently programmed by a crisis management team instead of just having character and being a human. Fucking toad. And that SID, or whoever he was, completely lost sight of the bigger issue. Yeah, dude, lash out with defensive hostility and scold the adults in the room like they're children. This is pretty much a PR layup for any institution other than Baylor or PSU. All you have to do is be regular people.
  9. Off topic, but murder seems really hard these days. Generally any suspect or associate of a victim will be asked to talk to detectives early in a murder. Most of them comply, as most want to help. A subpoena for their phone seems to happens pretty quick. It's difficult to drive anywhere without being on camera. If you get gas, even if pay in cash, you're toast. I shut off OnStar almost two years ago. When the temps started dropping, I got a text the other morning, from OnStar, telling me one of my tires dropped to 45 psi. No active account. Hello OnStar.
  10. That's enraging.
  11. Ha! Yeah. Mashing square after your back already has the ball blows.
  12. The RPO's are fun. Takes a little bit of time to get used to the flow but it's not hard. Some of them are too much of a cheat code against the computer. But it's fun. Right when I started to dabble in speed options, they had just put out a patch that ruined the pitch. Like pitching it straight backward for 20 yards or the qb would get stuck in a repeated pitch fake animation. But it seems like it's working fine now. They're fun when you have some space to work. But just like a real game, if they stretch it out correctly and have numbers on both options it will fail spectacularly.
  13. Eh, Carr had it coming.
  14. If this video was sent to the Baltimore PD they probably thought it was a resume and wanted to hire him.
  15. Felony on video. You will lose.
  16. Lulz. Might as well keep Mike McGirthy. No coaching hire will redirect this river of sewage. No matter who coaches this team, there'll be incoherent roster building and silly cap management. There's probably at least two more generations of foul, unholy discharge that will drip off and out of this diseased franchise. Years from now, when Stephen begins to fade away, Yoda will appear and announce "there is another." What happened yesterday is the least of their worries. There will be decades of this.
  17. This time he can hire Korn Ferry to coach the team themselves and then schedule a game in Beijing. See what they think of two jetpacks.
  18. This is a different type of debacle entirely, but I still think you're right. I imagine right now he's hoping to win 3 more so he can say "They fought their guts out and made a bowl. We have a great recruiting class and lots of room for improvement and we'll be in better shape to compete next year." Or some other Mack stuff similar to that and try to continue his personal goals. There's another part of me that thinks this is such a prolonged embarrassment that he might want out. The stink at that program right now is loud. Those stands looked empty, too, from the shots I saw of the game. It seems like a really uncomfortable place to be.
  19. His existence is basically a male social media influencer without influence. He's a mongoloid version of logan paul. Douchebag wouldn't be a fitting description because a douchebag actually has a purpose. He's a banality factory. Even other sooners can't stand him. Fuck him.
  20. It was absolutely the right thing to do. Good instincts on and off the field.
  21. The Big 12 has turned into the MAC. Just dreary mediocrity. Who holds sway there now? ISU looks very average. Tech is schizophrenic. People acted like UCF was a signature win for Deion. KJ Jefferson is steaming dung and that whole team sucks. I guess Okie State might do their ritual of starting the season like a pack of finger-smelling mongoloids and then level out and win 5 of their last 6 games. Utah is boring and overrated so it's hard to tell if ASU is still sewage or not. Colorado could very likely continue to be bad and end up in the conference title game while dumbasses applaud them for lighting their own farts.
  22. K State is destined to fuck themselves over tonight. Klieman has been on a steady decline as a head coach.
  23. The big 12 is complete ass this year.
  24. The current state of things.
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