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Chooky

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  1. It was odd how those CSU players were allowed to unload double barrels of crazy shit talk. I kept wondering if they had some certainty on match-ups or were keen on an obscure advantage. I couldn't glean anything from them against Texas. Their dt, #91, looked like he was okay -- stretched a couple runs and held up okay inside. The guy from duncanville. Blackburn can tackle but he's kind of stiff in coverage. They hyped up their unveiling of meh.
  2. I just imagined running into him at an old timey pub in rural Ireland and to be quite honest it didn't feel like a realistic setting.
  3. He has panache. And a mustache.
  4. The cowboys should play the next game with frying pans covering their ass to protect against stuff getting rammed in there.
  5. Then Jay Norvelll has like 9 dads.
  6. Charlotte will live to Poggi another day.
  7. Ukulele getting booed by the Tallahassee sewage.
  8. How do you square finding blind alignment with other people who are anti Hamas who are simultaneously super cuddly cozy with Saudi? It's like saying you don't do dairy while you drink straight from the udder.
  9. "Am I being detained? Why are you even pulling me over? I wanna talk to a supervisor."
  10. Pretty fucking cool.
  11. Reminiscent of Switzer and his bootlegger's boy bullshit, they're pulling out the "us against the world" melodrama. Relax. You're playing Colorado State. It's not that serious.
  12. I laughed at it at first. And now your post has me feeling like there's a sliver of a chance that it's real and now I feel like the last panel in the Hayden Christensen/Natalie Portman meme.
  13. "Everyone has a plan until your son cripples one of your elderly employees at a fraudulent school you own." -- Mike Tyson
  14. I think they'll be better running the ball if they'd a.) try to run the ball, and b.) use the hayden kid who transferred from OSU. The Offerdahl guy is their starting running back only because I assume he's deion's personal Rudy story. He's not very good and it's inexplicable why he's a starter. I don't know a ton about Pat Shurmur but they'd be better off just giving him compete control. I watched their Nebraska game from kickoff just for the lulz. What they're running isn't his or any coherent coach's offense. Their first 10 plays were all from the same 10 personnel formation, all passes until they got stuffed on fourth and short. Shedeur just stands there with 5 to protect so you can just fly in and tee off on him every down. I imagine they do this by deion's direction strictly to showcase his shithead kid. Or it might be that Shedeur dictates whatever makes him comfortable. Four wide and single back will get that dude killed. It's a dumb coaching staff.
  15. He could just ban them from access for giggling or being sarcastic.
  16. I hope deshaun sneaks into Tony's house and credit card swipes his nose while he's sleeping.
  17. But you can't hear him saying "get in that azz, fuckbitch. On gawd I'll kill you if you don't get in that hole."
  18. Now I'm picturing Roger Goodell and other executives sitting in a conference room watching a video of Deshaun Watson on all fours with his pants around ankles, using one hand to pull his ass apart and the other hand angrily gesturing at his butthole.
  19. He was the old CSU coach forever, right? What did he do to mess with them?
  20. Your point stands, butt his taint was involved. In whole, I don't have any other positions over his taint.
  21. Dabo Swinney told Deshaun Watson that a gentleman doesn't spread his ass cheeks and demand that a lady "rabbit punch that shit box, bitch."
  22. Calling for truth and accountability from the internet always pays off. Address each rumor individually. If SkeetBallz420 said you glue diamonds to your scrotum and that your son shits in the Gatorade cooler, disavow it in a press conference. Let the world know that SkeetBallz420 and @FartMusket69 are NOT quality journalists.
  23. Ah damn. I did not know this. EA should've provided a page that, you know ... tells you stuff? For the longest time I didn't know why the number 2 or 3 would occasionally flash above the safeties. Had no idea that it meant the qb had identified your coverage. I still don't know what some of symbols are that flash over some of the defensive players.
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