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Chooky

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  1. I look forward to your thorough assessment of pre game warmups.
  2. Are you guys analyzing light drills?
  3. You didn't mosh at a Great White concert, did you?
  4. Too much white showing in the eyes. The white to pupil ratio in the eyes is tipping the crazy scale. She's gonna smash some windshields on her way out.
  5. Username is one letter away from checking out.
  6. Has she ever seen Deshaun Watson's butthole?
  7. "It appears there is zero truth in this report. Let us now discuss it further."
  8. The dumb reporters will only accelerate. Stefanski handled that really well. It'll be 3 months of this kind of idiocy and will crescendo once the season starts. The fundamental reality is that it's likely Shedeur will move the chains a little more efficiently than Gabriel. And, for now, none of that will mean anything except you'll have to discuss every meaningless nuance with a moron like this reporter.
  9. It could be argued that Keithron Lee's indirect contribution was to teach other athletes not to put a relative in a choke hold and buttfuck them. I'm not saying it would be a good argument. I'm just saying.
  10. Jimbo Fisher could prove himself useful if he brought his LSU receipts, as he said, right in the middle of Saban's protect the integrity tour. He won't do that. But it'd be a lot cooler if he did.
  11. It's a Joseph Heller novel where dumb irony is the main character. Saban is likeable enough when telling old stories or talking about program structure or "the process." Whatever. This presentation of him being the noble statesman rep for when things were pure and fair is pathetic. Watching Saban begin to actually believe in this new version of himself is a front row seat to witnessing psychotic delusion. It was somewhat hilarious at first. Now it's infuriating. I wish some other coaches would start speaking up about the realities during the era of "when things once made sense to Nick."
  12. Vontaze Burfict knocked a portion of AB's brain out of his ear hole.
  13. Trent Dilfer called and wants you to reconsider your example.
  14. Those numbers are hilarious because sex. And weed. Haha.
  15. I don't know. But I'm positive I'm a better rapper than Shedeur and I don't rap. At all. Ever.
  16. "Why don't you just forward everything to the hole yourself, Bill? I have other shit to do aside from paying you $10 million."
  17. Good point. It's perfectly normal for a college head coach to tell administrators and department staff to include their spouse or girlfriend on all communications.
  18. Further evidence that nobody has ever really been allowed to ask Elon a realistic question.
  19. This woman will be a tornado filled with sawblades when she catches on that he's trying to ditch her.
  20. Once things were made clear as humanly possible, Chooky nodded in the affirmative, pretending to grasp the most basic cooling concept that he still probably didn't grasp, as he always just assumed the fan in the vent, that he had clearly seen before, was part of a space age information-collecting motor. He then hoped the people patiently trying to help him had never heard him call the fan "the magic computatin' wheel."
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