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I've watched the whole thing. It's not Dark but I still enjoyed it.

Maybe the mods will take pity on me and correct my typo. Y'all should still watch the show, though.

New Netflix show. I'm on episode 5 and it's intriguing - like Lost meets Event Horizon, but on a ship and set in the 1800s, if you couldn't tell from the name.

I took Italian for my language credit in college, and one semester these two Mexican exchange students took the class. It took them no time at all to become fluent. All the interrogatives, for example, sound the same in Spanish and Italian; they're just spelled differently. Italian does plurals differently, too, but if you're fluent in one you can pick up the other really easily.

Cam would fuck Harper in a heartbeat if she was up for it, but I don't think she would actually do that. I think she's just trying to make Ethan see that other people want her even if he doesn't.

It is Die Hard meets Home Alone. Really fun movie and I also loved Santa's backstory.

Mia poisoned the piano player, not Lucia. Although she did use Lucia's stash to do it.

That was Uncle Rico with Quentin in the picture Tanya picked up, right? Could there be an infidelity clause in the prenup that they're trying to get her to violate? I also assume that Jack taking Portia away for the day and then getting too drunk to drive home was part of Quentin's plan.

I've seen it. It's bonkers in a good way.

Yeah, and that would explain why his accent is so different from the "uncle".

The minute the English gay guy started talking about how his weakness was beauty, I realized he was fucking his "nephew". At least I hope it's his "nephew" and not his actual nephew.

I heard this on another TV show a while back, and the tune sounded incredibly familiar but I couldn't place it to save my life. Then I realized that it's a cover of a Gene McDaniels song I first heard while listening to oldies with my dad as a kid. I do think the Mina version is better, though.

Loved it. The Alamo Drafthouse does not, however, have a special theme menu for The Menu, which was a bit surprising.

It's been a while since I watched season 1, but I remember thinking Tanya was a typical Jennifer Coolidge character - quirky in a funny way. This season though, Tanya seems way more crazy, like actually crazy in a psycho way. I don't find anything redeeming about her at all, and even with Greg probably cheating and generally acting like an asshole to her, it's hard to feel sorry for her. She's narcissistic and cruel, especially when she's interacting with Portia. I find her totally disgusting this season.

He thinks Snakejuice is neither off the chert nor straight-up deloysious.

He thinks Mulligan's sucked and hopes they threw away all the extra steaks.

Going to see this Friday night.

I really liked The Devil's Hour. It's only 6 episodes so it makes a great binge. Also, it may have the creepiest child character I've ever seen, and I've seen a LOT of shows with creepy children.

In the latest episode of Giant Dog in a Cone, Rocket tried to lay down but the cone got stopped by the coffee table so he just stayed there. Eventually closed his eyes and actually fell asleep.

I'll message you the link.

Made a playlist so we don't have to listen to newscasters talk while we watch the polls come in. Here are the tracks if anyone's interested. Enjoy it, or do not. I'm not a beggar. Rockin' in the Free World - Neil Young I Won't Back Down - Tom Petty Hurt - Johnny Cash This Land is Your Land - Woody Guthrie The Times They Are A-Changin' - Bob Dylan What's Going On - Marvin Gaye A Change Is Gonna Come - Sam Cooke You Can't Always Get What You Want - The Rolling Stones Fortunate Son - Creedence Clearwater Revival Vote 'Em Out - Willie Nelson Rose Garden - Loretta Lynn Walking on Broken Glass - Annie Lennox Under Pressure - Queen, David Bowie Starting Over - Chris Stapleton If I Had $1,000,000 - Barenaked Ladies Don't Dream It's Over - Crowded House Everybody Wants To Rule The World - Tears For Fears I Won't Give Up - Jason Mraz One Fine Day - David Byrne, Brian Eno Don't Stop Believin' - Journey Fuck You - CeeLo Green Teach Your Children - Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young Do You Hear The People Sing? - Les Miserables Midnight Train to Georgia - Gladys Knight & The Pips O-o-h Child - The Five Stairsteps Everyday People - Sly & The Family Stone Bring It On Home to Me - Sam Cooke Love the One You're With - Crosby, Stills & Nash This Land Is Your Land - My Morning Jacket Let's Stay Together - Al Green The Heart Of The Matter - Don Henley Dirty Work - Steely Dan Kentucky Rain - Elvis Presley Have a Cigar - Pink Floyd Money for Nothing - Dire Straits Money - Pink Floyd Georgia on My Mind - Ray Charles The Weight - The Band Revolution - The Beatles Don't Go Breaking My Heart - Elton John, Kiki Dee I'm Still Standing - Elton John The Bitch Is Back - Elton John Mr. November - The National American Idiot - Green Day My Shot - Hamilton History Has Its Eyes on You - Hamilton My Country Tis Of Thee - Crosby & Nash We're Not Gonna Take It - Twisted Sister Out Of The Woods - Taylor Swift With Or Without You - U2 Harper Valley P.T.A. - Jeannie C. Riley Free Fallin' - Tom Petty Livin' On A Prayer - Bon Jovi Take A Chance On Me - ABBA You're so Vain - Carly Simon The Tide Is High - Blondie Faith - George Michael In The Air Tonight - Phil Collins This Little Light Of Mine - Sam Cooke Hells Bells - AC/DC Let the River Run - Carly Simon American Girl - Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers Bitch Better Have My Money - Rihanna Streets of Bakersfield - Dwight Yoakam Hold On - Tom Waits The Living Years - Mike & The Mechanics Hey Man Nice Shot - Filter Human - Rag'n'Bone Man Anthem - Father John Misty I Will Follow You into the Dark - Death Cab for Cutie Running Up That Hill (A Deal With God) - Kate Bush When It's Cold I'd Like to Die - Moby, Mimi Goese Catch the Wind - Donovan One Too Many Mornings - Bob Dylan If You Could Read My Mind - Gordon Lightfoot Welcome to the Black Parade - My Chemical Romance Some Nights - fun. Hold On - Alabama Shakes I Don't Like Mondays - The Boomtown Rats American Pie - Don McLean Thunder Road - Bruce Springsteen Go Your Own Way - Fleetwood Mac Fire and Rain - James Taylor Born in the U.S.A. - Bruce Springsteen Atlantic City - Bruce Springsteen Mother Mother - Tracy Bonham Holiday / Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day Fake Empire - The National ...And Justice for All - Metallica

Roanoke was a pretty shitty season of American Horror Story, but it did give us this anecdote from one of the Vulture recaps.

When we went to see Smile a few weeks ago, at the Lakeline Alamo, there was a family in front of us with a kid that had to be maybe 6-7 years old. We were hoping they were in the wrong movie, but no. After the first scary scene, maybe 20 minutes into the movie, he was sitting in one of his parents' laps. They stayed the whole time. I mean, WTF? There is some disturbing shit in that movie that was making grown-ass adults jump. That poor kid is probably still having nightmares.

My son and I watch horror movies together. Recently, we really liked Barbarian and Smile. The original Goodnight Mommy (the 2014 Austrian version) was great. The Naomi Watts remake was fine and I think I'd have liked it better had I not seen the original, but it's worth a watch on Prime.

He does being a mini horse, and he does it better than anyone.