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Saint Tacky

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  1. Dallas Morning News. Our girl was arrested. Break Rocks Skank
  2. Akin to listening to any cracker from Oklahoma describe the tornado. "I seen it and runned over ta house and yelled to Velma Loo, get dawn!"
  3. Don't worry about it. It was Texas Monthly. No one saw it.
  4. Or a pitcher in "Bull Durham". A pardon carries "an imputation of guilt, acceptance a confession of it". My take-away is that a pardon would spare them physical jail, but that accepting the pardon would put that guilty plea on the permanent record. Can we relay it to the citizens whose businesses were ruined or shut down by the right-wing, bomb throwing fascist groups as well? Mattress Mack calculates and offsets his potential loss beforehand. I liken it to a hole-in-one contest. You buy the insurance and play by their rules insofar as distance, degree of difficulty, and witnesses. Once the insurer verifies the hole-in-one is legit, the prize money is paid. It's not up to the tournament director to decide if the hole-in-one is legit.
  5. Akin to arguing it’s not burglary or breaking and entering because the door was unlocked.
  6. She's pulled her name from the Texas Bar site, but her husband and the law firm in Granbury is still up there. Who do we write or call to ensure this twat doesn't get buried with military honors?
  7. I was there for that fiasco as well, but my wife is a buckeye and I had already been to a couple of tOSU-Michigan games at the Horseshoe.
  8. Hell yeah! Had to fight our way out of the stadium and all the way back to Texas after the Toni Jones catch in '87. Stafford to Jones Beats the Hogs! Only @Auburn in 1983 was a bigger charlie foxtrot after the game.
  9. I said this in the prior thread. A couple of well-timed drone strikes before the march up Pennsylvania Avenue to Make America Great Again.
  10. Those were good times, weren't they? Never had more fun at any job in my entire life. My other gig when they weren't in session was to take a box of Texas flags to the top of the rotunda and go outside to run them up and back down the flag pole just so reps could give them away to constituents and tell them the flag "flew over the capitol."
  11. I worked in the House Sergeant at Arms office in 1985 for the 69th Legislature. I was assigned to the doorway of the House floor and was told only Representatives were allowed past me. It's odd looking back now and thinking that only a 160-pound sack of shit in a blue blazer stood between Gib Lewis, the House of Representatives, and a potentially motivated gunman.
  12. It's not that I hate him. I just associate him with a bad era and it seems like a step backwards in that direction. I'd put him on the team payroll under "Director, Innovation and Corporate Propaganda" and just have him writing and posting article after article under various aliases bolstering the Astros and slinging mud alternatively at the Yankees, Red Sox, Dodgers, and MLB over the "cover-up".
  13. Can't someone please call in a tactical air strike from a couple of drones?
  14. Sounds like a great-gig that's ready and waiting for a recently fired football coach with an unnatural fetish for urine.
  15. His phone was pinging the entire interview and either Franken or the anchor said it was likely Ted Cruz and that Franken should go respond. Trumpkins or Mormons?
  16. New York Times call it for Warnock?
  17. Jesus H. Christ, don't these people ever give up.
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