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Crapinon

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  1. Years ago I was a salesman for a large industrial distributor, 100+ year old company, 100+ employees. The owner caught the top salesman playing golf on a Friday afternoon. He had been top salesman for years and had always exceeded his sales goals. This pissed the owner off, so he implemented tracking devices on all our phones. We had to be in a customers parking lot at 8 am and 5 pm. It didn't matter if we hit or exceeded all our numbers (we did), he would financially penalize us for not being in a customers office. It didn't matter if you were working on customer business or not. All it did was make good liars out of us. I'd take my phone to a buddy's business and leave it there and run errands. Within a year, all the top salespeople left and the company went out of business. And he screwed all his debtors on the way out the door too.
  2. It is. But somehow they bastardized it into a sausage in a blanket, which is a klobasnek. I have and make, my grandmothers 3 rise kolache recipe. I take my kolaches seriously. Yeah, I'll stop. No need getting my BP up.
  3. Every damn donut shop in town has a sign that says they sell kolaches. I go in and ask what fruit they have in their kolaches and they always say "we only have sausage". I tell them if I wanted a klobasnek I'd ask for one.
  4. A friend of mine bought one for his wife. She's not a big gun person but I know she likes shooting it.
  5. We call it Santee Annie around these parts!
  6. Crapinon

    Getting old sucks

    I'm a little jealous of y'all. My dad died 43 years ago and I never got to be with him as he aged. (Mom died 50 years ago and it sucks even more). And my batshit crazy stepmother lived to be 94 but luckily in another state. I watched my father in law go through it though. I guess we were fortunate that he lost his ability to drive pretty quickly and knew it, so there wasn't any pushback. However what killed him was the ability to do things. He worked on a/c's all his life and it killed him when he had to pay someone to do it for him. I told him the reason he busted his butt when he was young so that he could pay someone to do the things he could no longer do. He knew it was true but it was still rough. I just hope if/when I get there, I remember to go easy on my kids.
  7. WTF is "angry Ryan Day"? All the tosu boards keep begging he show up.
  8. If you do, you'll have to do it out of your bedroom, like every other Podcaster that's popped up during the playoffs.
  9. I know OSU is favored but according to the faithful at elevenwarriors.com it will be a minimum 2 score OSU victory but most likely will be a 4 score win. Texas has never seen a team as overpowering as tOSU. If they lose, there will be mass seppuku.
  10. My FIL was a cop in FW. The FWPD were terrified that someone would make an attempted on Kennedy there and were relieved when he left the city. He also said they had to put a watch on Oswald's grave after his death and that it was covered by the greenest grass in the cemetery from people pissing on it.
  11. There are a lot of missed blocks by Helms. I don't know if it's designed that way but it appears if he just gets in the way of an unblocked lineman, there are yards to be gained.
  12. From Buckeye Planet. I swear this is getting as bad as the hype buildup to 2005 USC, the greatest team to ever grace college football. I don't know if bulletin board stuff really works but I think I'd be playing stuff like this in the locker room everyday.
  13. And then there's Buckeye Planet https://buckeyeplanet.com/forum/forums/buckeye-football.2/
  14. I noticed they used the international symbol for "two in the pink and one in the stink".
  15. I'm not sure how ESPN missed the story of Skatteboo walking to the north pole to help Santa rescue the misfit toys for Christmas. Maybe they'll mention it in the next segment.
  16. Yeah, a friend of mine's mom worked in an ER and said the same thing. People really like to use their imagination.
  17. His name has to be Jake Troll not Toll. Do they have a school they go to get the annoying podcast voice? And are all the podcast always done in their parents bedroom?
  18. A lot of teams couldn't, but he must have forgotten about playing Wyoming (49 yds), TXST (62 yds), Tehc (60 yds), Cincinnati (75 yds) and K State (73 yds).
  19. A few years ago my wife and I were on a Southwest fight that was full. I had the isle seat and she was next to me. A young couple came up and had to split up, the guy sat in the seat in front of me and his wife at the window seat next to my wife. She said they were returning from their honeymoon. We offered to switch seats so they could set next to each other. She said. "No thanks, we're good".
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