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Crapinon

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  1. LOL. Yeah from my "I'll fix everything by myself and need to carry an entire tool set in my pockets" years.
  2. Yeah, she doesn't like it when I say "we've been married 42 years, 15 of them good."
  3. I was carrying my youngest daughter around the mall when she was about 2. She said her stomach was hurting so I picked her up to take her home. She proceeded to pull open the top of my overalls and puke 3 times. I emptied it all in a plant and ran to the car. It was not fun driving home.
  4. Crapinon

    Getting old sucks

    I spent 3 hours yesterday arguing with United Health and our insurance rep about coverage. I turned 65 last year and signed up for Medicare Part A, even though I had insurance at work. I read about the 20 person rule for establishing primary coverage for payments. I called our boss and he said we had 21 people insured so we were good. Fast forward this year and United is not paying any claims because they say Medicare is primary because we have less than 20 people insured. Since I didn't sign up for part B, Medicare isn't paying doctors visits. When I called United and insisted that we had 22 people insured now, they said that they use a formula to determine the number of employees we have signed up and the formula says we only have 19. Never mind that we're paying premiums for 22 people. I called our insurance rep to complain about getting screwed because I was paying premiums but they were refusing to pay the bills and I was stuck paying for the entire amount. He kept telling me that they were paying bills, just not mine. He said it a dozen times. He didn't seem to care that I didn't give a rats ass about anyone else's payments, just mine. "Your just stuck in an unfortunate situation". Screw them all........
  5. Our asshole coaches always taped 1" above the part of the leg we shaved for taping. They thought it was funny
  6. Wify included!
  7. I knew someone who worked at the home office years ago. He said that Mr & Mrs Allsup would sit by their computers at the end of every reporting period waiting to see how much money they made. As soon as the numbers came in they split it up and start spending it on land, horses or anything else that struck their fancy. At that time, none of it was going back into the stores. Now they're part of the Yes Way chain, who is still not putting any money into any of the rural, small town stores. They are still exactly as you describe them.
  8. Crapinon

    Getting old sucks

    Sex, drugs and insurance coverage! Here because it's about old rockers........... https://www.telegraph.co.uk/music/news/old-rock-stars-insurance-ozzy-osbourne-rolling-stones/
  9. 1971- Up With People. Here's one we can all get behind!
  10. He's 95 years old now. Not to many opportunities for even 85 year old's and I'd imagine he got it out of his system by then. I watched the French Connection the other day. He is great.
  11. Crapinon

    Getting old sucks

    I didn't know where to put this. I saw it on FB, but it's not dumbass. The guy raised sheep, so I thought aggy, but he's not screwing them so I didn't put it there. Since he was old and an insomniac and the first thing he did when he finished was go to the bathroom, I decided to put it here. In 1983 a 61 yo Australian sheepherder won a 544 mile ultramarathon. He did it because he accidentally woke up early after the first day and then proceeded to run for 4+ days straight without sleep. He showed up to the race in his overalls and muck boots, but switched to a pair of pants and a loaner pair of shoes. And he shuffled instead of running. https://allthatsinteresting.com/cliff-young
  12. This is one of my favorite FB photos. I wonder if Mahomes does the same thing?
  13. Lol. Savage is putting it mildly. And after one trip to Philly I agree with him.
  14. Appropriate thread for this video.
  15. josiecanseco Where the beer flows like wine. where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of capistrano
  16. I went to HS with a guy who joined the corps turds in '79. He told me about beating cadets with an ax handle. They would take cadets in the woods and either tie them to a tree or a group would hold thm against one, then strip them and beat their ass with it.
  17. This thread is the quintessential aggy-ness. The thread is a lot to process but it's a great laugh. https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3523120/1 "Regarding the football thugs and Sully, that was the straw that broke the camels back for me. I love being an Aggie. I identify as an Aggie, but after that incident it was clear to me that the values I was taught as a cadet in the early 80's are no long taught at TAMU. I will never donate to the university again. That season was the first time I didn't pull for the Aggies. I give to the Rudder Association only. The university is a shell of what it once was. You youngsters don't know what it was like back in the 80's. You bought your date a mum for every home game as every home game is a homecoming. Girls dressed up for games. The band played loud throughout the game. It is different in a very negative way now. TAMU is now the University of Texas in College Station. That makes this old Ag very sad."
  18. Years ago I was a salesman for a large industrial distributor, 100+ year old company, 100+ employees. The owner caught the top salesman playing golf on a Friday afternoon. He had been top salesman for years and had always exceeded his sales goals. This pissed the owner off, so he implemented tracking devices on all our phones. We had to be in a customers parking lot at 8 am and 5 pm. It didn't matter if we hit or exceeded all our numbers (we did), he would financially penalize us for not being in a customers office. It didn't matter if you were working on customer business or not. All it did was make good liars out of us. I'd take my phone to a buddy's business and leave it there and run errands. Within a year, all the top salespeople left and the company went out of business. And he screwed all his debtors on the way out the door too.
  19. It is. But somehow they bastardized it into a sausage in a blanket, which is a klobasnek. I have and make, my grandmothers 3 rise kolache recipe. I take my kolaches seriously. Yeah, I'll stop. No need getting my BP up.
  20. Every damn donut shop in town has a sign that says they sell kolaches. I go in and ask what fruit they have in their kolaches and they always say "we only have sausage". I tell them if I wanted a klobasnek I'd ask for one.
  21. A friend of mine bought one for his wife. She's not a big gun person but I know she likes shooting it.
  22. We call it Santee Annie around these parts!
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