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1/4 ton defensive tackle? No way! Oh, wait.....

Guess it depends who you go to. My wife had a good looking friend who went to a chiropractor in the mid 80's complaining of a sore back and headaches. He told her that her uterus was misplaced and needed to be repositioned. She decided to leave before he tried it.

When the guard pulls, the DT just stands in the hole and doesn't follow the pulling guard. Campbell (offside guard) waves at him and then goes and stands where there is no one, looking for someone to block. If he would have crashed down on the DT there was a lane to cutback for a gain.

I have to clarify that I have family members who work in insurance, so I start with a distrust of podiatrist. I had a pain in my foot, like I was constantly stepping on a sharp rock. My regular doc referred my to a podiatrist. I'll admit I went in with a chip in my shoulder because I heard horror stories about how they add a ton of extra procedures to pad the bill. I had to wait almost 2 1/2 hours before I saw the doctor. I was going to leave but they kept moving to different rooms. promising he'll be right here. First thing they did was take x-rays of both feet. When I said I only have pain in one, they said I have to do two because the Dr wants a base for future treatment. When I finally saw the doctor, he commented on some type of skin irritation that needed to be treated. He called his assistant and made of big production of her verifying it was present. He finally dug around and found a sub-callous that was causing the problem and removed it. Then he said I need to come back for custom inserts (which I know insurance will not cover). I felt like I was at a used car dealership trying to sell me pinstriping, undercoating and Scotchgard. I went in for one simple procedure and came out with 2 extra, unnecessary ones, plus one future expensive one. I'm not going back. Crap like this makes me very surly.

I would play topless catch with Gina Gershon.

I believe this is all a "Dear Pethouse" milkman fantasy. There ain't no Brody Haggins on the Stephenville roster for '24.

To hell with water bottles. I say we bring in the big guns.

Want to live to 110? It's easy. Go to a place where people lie and steal and keep bad records! https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/secret-living-110-bad-record-011714810.html

In Fort Worth back in the 80's a water truck ran into the Campus street bridge on 820 in south FW. It caused the bridge to collapse and it fell on a woman driving a Citation. Instead of trying to stop, she accelerated through it and the entire bridge landed right behind the drivers seat, smashing the back half of the car flat. I've searched for the picture for years and couldn't find it.

My wife called me yesterday while out shopping and said her key fob broke and she couldn't open her car door. She had been trying to put the fob back together but couldn't do it. She didn't know what to do. I told her that her car still had an ignition key and maybe she should try opening the door with it. It worked.

LOL. Saw this in the bonfire thread on Texags. Tangentially related. BonfireNerd04In reply to Canyon Lake Agbu94 • 7:34p, 11/26/24 Canyon Lake Agbu94 said: Hate to hear about the burn ban. Any idea on a make up date? IIRC, the last time Burn was postponed, it was held on MLK weekend.

Maybe, but there's a lot of this, courtesy of SECrant: They throw trash when calls don’t go well for them. They get off on possibly injuring Georgia players. They seem to take more pride in that than winning. Lol. Losers. And They're entitled primadonnas who lItErAlLy cAn'T eVeN when they don't get their way. They had their own network FFS. It's unreasonable to expect them to be capable of playing well with others.

And the whiniest too. Their message boards are full of people whining about Texas. They act like they lost the game. They're all a direct reflection of their whiney-ass coach.

And one of the penalties took away a field goal.

The Georgia tackle jumped before the snap

Speaking of Beck.....I understand 22 yo's chasing tail. But looking like a cross between Beaker from the Muppets and a serial killer makes this look even creepier.

Even Texags is calling him out on this one: giveemhell In reply to DGrimesAg92 • 10:21p, 12/2/24 Quote: After the fourth time, I gently reached through, grabbed him by the back of the collar and gently laid him on his back with my hand gently around his throat. I politely told him if he said another word to my children or even looked our way, I was going to rip out his ****ing esophagus. You are clearly thinking back on this situation and wishing you had the balls to actually do what you are fantasizing that you did. Can we please get back to actual football discussion now? CoachTx.AgsIn reply to DGrimesAg92 • 12:23a, 12/3/24 DGrimesAg92 said: We sat in section 417... LOL. We all have these "I wish I had done this" thoughts. I feel ya bud and I'm sorry you had to deal with an obvious POS. Get real though…

So all of the callers on the call in show are 13 years old asking what can they do to be better.

LOL. The aggy Texas Ford dealer drive of the game was the drive where they were stopped at the 10 yard line on 4th down on the opening drive.

And playing The Eyes of Texas at the tacklebox!

Is there a backstory on this or just being douches? https://www.si.com/college-football/iowa-players-call-out-nebraska-matt-rhule-pregame-disrespect