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Crapinon

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Everything posted by Crapinon

  1. Dumbass sees as dumbass does.
  2. Were the Ramblers the 4 door whose front seat would fold down as flat as a bed? I think they had metal brackets attached to the frame of the back seat for support as they laid down.
  3. Any movie she was in over all of these.......
  4. Is it ok if you're as drunk as they are?
  5. Crapinon replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    This comment slams and goes hard. I talked my wife into mowing ours after she retired. I haven't mowed in 2 years.
  6. Crapinon replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    My PSA number is always high. I have an MRI and biopsy done every 2 years and it's always been negative for cancer. Even when it hit 15. 5 mg Tadalafil works for BPH and makes you feel like you're 13 again. Also a handful of Valium can make the MRI tolerable, even when I know it's going to pull me in and collapse on me. That's all I got.
  7. Didn't buy it but took it in a trade. .44 mag Henry.
  8. I believe I just saw the Holy Grail of Aggie-ness. A maroon, Texas edition Silverado with the official Aggie plate.
  9. Lol. I'm pretty sure a few years ago Texags was claiming her as a aggie mom.
  10. Crapinon replied to nivek3's topic in Lulz
    I’ve been in New Mexico and the panhandle all week. I noticed that going west on 40 outside Amarillo, there were “get you weed in NM” billboards every mile or so. Heading east back towards Amarillo, there were just as many “been busted? Call…” lawyer signs.
  11. Crapinon replied to nivek3's topic in Lulz
  12. Crapinon replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    Lat time that happened to us, I went to Walmart and bought a small window unit for the bedroom. Used it until we got the central unit fixed and then sold it to a friend. 8 years later when our AC went out he loaned it back to me until I could get it replaced. The $50 difference from buying and selling it was well worth it.
  13. Another great one: We won't run up the score in FB because we're too nice! https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3470475 Bill Superman In reply to An L of an Ag • 7:54p, 6/25/24 AG An L of an Ag said: Run up the score!! Knock players out of games!! We're too damn nice to run up the score. And we always assume we're playing a gentleman's game only to get stabbed in the back time and time again. It's time we play the dirty game with the rest of them, and dig our heels in the ground while we do it.
  14. I know a lot of you stay away from Texags but right now there's enough anger/tears/conspiracy theories to last a lifetime. Schloss threw the games on purpose for the sips'. He needs to he investigated and tee ewe sanctioned! https://texags.com/forums/8/topics/3470598
  15. Some people have a face that makes you want to punch them. These people look punch-able without even seeing what they look like.
  16. I guess it's ok if he finds it amusing. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/urine-incontinence-boyfriend-peed-floor_n_665f3b49e4b061658ffa635c?utm_source=spotim&utm_medium=spotim_recirculation&spot_im_redirect_source=pitc
  17. I worked for a company that used to have a big open house for customers, in our Dallas warehouse. We would take bus loads of customers from Forth Worth and most everyone was wasted when they came home. On one trip, the head of corporate purchasing for Alcon Labs passed out and one of our salesman (equally drunk) thought it would be funny to put a little lipstick and perfume on the purchasing manager's shirt. Shenanigans did not ensue. The guys wife did not find it humorous and accused him of fooling around. So the next day, the manager demanded that said salesman be fired or the account closed. Money won and he lost his job. I guess it seemed funny at the time.
  18. Whenever I hear "Big Texan" I think about this lovely lass and her ability to disgust by watching her eat.
  19. He might need a new business pic.
  20. When a tin foil hat is not enough.......
  21. LOL. It's the first time I went to one in 26 years. It took 1 minute inside for me to remember why.
  22. I probably have 40+ hats. A couple of them are 100+ years old. I think this pic was this one: https://www.delmonicohatter.com/product/IT221.htm
  23. Don't think it would have mattered. I'm pretty sure a fire wouldn't have budged most of the people we saw in the buffet line.
  24. I wish I would have got a wider shot. Friend had a birthday party at Golden Corral. There were 5 cars parked across the fire lane, blocking the whole thing
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