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Crapinon

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  1. There is only one way to pick their next coach. Have them pet Reveille. She'll let them know in her own special way.
  2. It's the same as buying that sweet '24 Acadia. 20% down and $499 a month for 8 years. Who in their right mind would turn that down?
  3. Just take a play out of the official woman's handbook and remind her about the time she was horribly wrong, every time she accuses you of something.
  4. I think all we really wanted of Malik was to help win the games he started and keep the Horn's in contention. He did that no matter how ugly it was. Now keep Quinn healthy, we don't need to push our luck.
  5. Seems like he knows his subject matter. If the coaching carousel would start early, A&M was an obvious choice to kick things off: a wealthy brand underperforming for its deep-pocketed and frequently delusional corps of boosters. Entering this weekend, Fisher’s 26-21 record in SEC games had message boarders (and me) assuming that if oil approaches $100 a barrel anytime soon (it’s sitting at $76.42 as of this writing), cash-flush and historically squirrelly Aggies boosters would pull the trigger on Fisher’s current buyout of roughly $77 million.
  6. They brought the cart out immediately. That can't be good.
  7. He came up a little short at the end.
  8. I don't know how Murphy can run, but a bootleg would kill it right now.
  9. How many points have illegal procedure penalties led to by stopping drives?
  10. Texas offense 308 yards KS offense 32
  11. Mike Tyson's real quote: "Everybody has a plan until they get hit. Then, like a rat, they stop in fear and freeze.'" When someone's taking shots at you, unless you have the training, you're more than likely going to try and run. I don't know any background on this, but I'm guessing he had very little training.
  12. I had friends who lived in home that was tall enough for two stories but just had high ceilings on about 90% of the house. They did have one bedroom that had a private staircase leading to it. The contractor put a smoke detector above the staircase where it was impossible to access without an adjustable ladder. Neither of them could get to the detector and I swear it chirped for 2 years. I haven't been over there in a while but it wouldn't surprise me if it was still going.
  13. I was told bears would leave you alone if you played dead. Guess not.
  14. I don't get paid millions to coach, but I kinda of understand the philosophy behind this. "Sometimes the best way to get rid of any of the jitters that a guy might have is let him go play," Sarkisian said. "When I was a quarterback, my first time I went out there, give me some throws. Don't make me wait until it's third-and-9 and now I have to throw it to try to make a play." https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/38767542/texas-maalik-murphy-makes-most-start-ailing-quinn-ewers
  15. LOL it's on ESPN 3 in the Espanol
  16. There was excitement at hand during the broadcast
  17. Crapinon

    Getting old sucks

    Throw expired meds away? You're not that old then. I just took Tylenol that expired in 2018 because I never throw anything away and it's all I had in my truck.
  18. And a 30 second internet search shows that Franklin Graham never said it. So it's a lie too
  19. Durn sips. They're the Bilderberg, Trilateral Commission, Soros and Illuminati of CFB, all rolled into one. https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3413245
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