Years ago, a friend of ours went to a chiro because of pain. She was 19-20 and extremely good looking. He told her her uterus was out of alignment and he needed to adjust it. He didn't say what instrument he was going to use but she decided to get out as fast as she could.
We have 4. One is 22 years old, deaf and nuts. She just sleeps by her food bowl and yells for food every time someone walks by. The other is 19 and senile. She sleeps most of the time, unless she's staring at her water bowl or the wall. They're the bad ones because their senile and annoying. We wake up every morning expecting to find them dead.
The two good ones are rescue cats both less than two years old. We have them because we honestly though the others would be dead now. The lady across the road won't get her cats fixed and they have litter after litter. They get lost as kittens and end up at our house for some reason. We live in the country and they would be coyote food if they weren't captured. We've given away, fostered and raised almost 30 of them over the years. We're pretty sure that cats have somehow marked our house with "suckers" and they know we won't let them die.
Breakfast conversation this morning:
Me: How did you sleep last night?
Her : Fine but I had a disheartening dream that you divorced me.
Me: How did we split up the cats? (I knew where this was going so I tried to derail it)
Her: You got the good ones. It was very disheartening.
Me: Why did I leave you and who did I leave you for? Was it Taylor Swift? She's not my type but she's rich and I'd try to be a good gigolo.
Her: I'm not sure who it was. Maybe because you got better sex?
Me: You do realize this was YOUR dream, right?
Her: I know, but it was disheartening.
If she brings it up again, I'm just going to say it will be for someone with bigger tits and leave it at that. At least she'll have a real reason to be upset.
It's been a pretty weak melt on HH, but it's starting to get worked up.
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This is who we really are. Fucking loser ass fat lesbian weak west coast team.
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Thanks for the recommendation. I wasn't too familiar with the LPVO until now. I'm starting on the low-medium end to begin with. I'll post when I get one mounted.
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