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Crapinon

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  1. If they hang there more than 10-15 mins they might die anyway. Circulation is obstructed, all the blood will pool in your legs and your heart can't pump hard enough to circulate it.
  2. In every sense of the word dork (dôrk) Share: n. 1. Slang A stupid, inept, or foolish person: "the stupid antics of America's favorite teen-age cartoon dorks" (Joshua Mooney). 2. Vulgar Slang The penis. [Perhaps from dork, variant of DIRK.] dorki·ness n. dorky adj. The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fifth Edition copyright ©2022 by HarperCollins Publishers. All rights reserved.
  3. I mean the restaurant guys daughter.
  4. Lol. One of his daughters was on my daughters soccer team 20 something years ago. She would be mid 30’s now. He was a real nice guy.
  5. The candidate has been chosen....
  6. The milkman motions are a nice touch.
  7. There is only one way to pick their next coach. Have them pet Reveille. She'll let them know in her own special way.
  8. It's the same as buying that sweet '24 Acadia. 20% down and $499 a month for 8 years. Who in their right mind would turn that down?
  9. Looked more like a fart than a flinch
  10. Just take a play out of the official woman's handbook and remind her about the time she was horribly wrong, every time she accuses you of something.
  11. I think all we really wanted of Malik was to help win the games he started and keep the Horn's in contention. He did that no matter how ugly it was. Now keep Quinn healthy, we don't need to push our luck.
  12. Seems like he knows his subject matter. If the coaching carousel would start early, A&M was an obvious choice to kick things off: a wealthy brand underperforming for its deep-pocketed and frequently delusional corps of boosters. Entering this weekend, Fisher’s 26-21 record in SEC games had message boarders (and me) assuming that if oil approaches $100 a barrel anytime soon (it’s sitting at $76.42 as of this writing), cash-flush and historically squirrelly Aggies boosters would pull the trigger on Fisher’s current buyout of roughly $77 million.
  13. They brought the cart out immediately. That can't be good.
  14. He came up a little short at the end.
  15. More like this
  16. I don't know how Murphy can run, but a bootleg would kill it right now.
  17. I'm too old for this shit
  18. How many points have illegal procedure penalties led to by stopping drives?
  19. Texas offense 308 yards KS offense 32
  20. Hell yeah!
  21. Mike Tyson's real quote: "Everybody has a plan until they get hit. Then, like a rat, they stop in fear and freeze.'" When someone's taking shots at you, unless you have the training, you're more than likely going to try and run. I don't know any background on this, but I'm guessing he had very little training.
  22. Reminded me of this
  23. I had friends who lived in home that was tall enough for two stories but just had high ceilings on about 90% of the house. They did have one bedroom that had a private staircase leading to it. The contractor put a smoke detector above the staircase where it was impossible to access without an adjustable ladder. Neither of them could get to the detector and I swear it chirped for 2 years. I haven't been over there in a while but it wouldn't surprise me if it was still going.
  24. I was told bears would leave you alone if you played dead. Guess not.
  25. I don't get paid millions to coach, but I kinda of understand the philosophy behind this. "Sometimes the best way to get rid of any of the jitters that a guy might have is let him go play," Sarkisian said. "When I was a quarterback, my first time I went out there, give me some throws. Don't make me wait until it's third-and-9 and now I have to throw it to try to make a play." https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/38767542/texas-maalik-murphy-makes-most-start-ailing-quinn-ewers
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