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Excellent! That's him!

All he needs is a visor and someone behind him pulling him off the field.

Well here's a breakdown done by some fine ag on this series. No mention of what the record was since the discovery of copium. https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3512245 You will run into a lot of sips that will declare their overall domination over the Aggies by quoting stuff like, "the Aggies would need to win the next 40 straight years in a row to finally catch up to the mighty Longhorns" and crap like that. So...just a quick reminder that we ARE competitive with the whorns, and that they are just in denial. Texas A&M vs. Texas Record: All time: 37-76-5 First 80 games: 18-57-5 Since WW 2 (1946): 22-43-1 Since women were admitted into A&M (1964): 20-28 Since we landed on the Moon (1969): 19-24 Since scholarship limitations (1973): 19-20 Since Microsoft was Funded (1975): 19-18 Since Darrel K Royal's last game (1976): 18-18 Since ESPN first aired (1979): 17-16 Since cell phones exceed 1M users (1984): 15-13 Last two meetings: 1-1

LOL. Truth and statistics be damned. Aggy perception triumphs over reality. The winning percentage alone can’t serve as a proxy for the hostility and pressure from over 100,000 fans screaming at you when trying to get a play call in. Aggie football may have had its recent struggles, but by no means is the 12th Man indicative of a last-place ranking among the other SEC fanbases.

Our 19 yo cat died last week. It was pouring rain when she died and I couldn't get outside to bury her so I wrapped her up and stuck her in the freezer until I could dig a hole. Last Saturday I told my wife I was going to bury the cat in the back yard. I won't recount our 30 minute, back and forth conversation but it centered around someone digging her up after we sold the house and thinking we buried a body back there. I told her it would be too small for a human. She said it could have been mistaken for a baby. She saw the exact same scenario on some stupid HGTV episode. She used the fact that her mothers', mothers' aunt buried a stillborn child in the backyard in 1908 as the basis for her argument. After 30 mins or so I finally said " Are you really concerned that someone thinks we're burying bodies in the back yard or do you just want to her that there is a .0000001% chance that you could be right"? "Yes" The obvious sarcasm in my comment was ignored when she heard that I acknowledged that there was a .0000001% chance she could be right.

Stupid sip! It was just a conspiracy by Espin to take the glory from Texum a&m and give it to the sips. TexanJeff 11:00a AG F espn Only they can make remembering an A&M tragedy about the one decent thing the sips have ever done. https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3511943

Two things: 1) How the hell is this some kind of elaborate troll job? They're acknowledging the baseball team. And do they not realize their all aggy baseball coach left them ASAP for the team thery're trolling? 2) LOL "With a three-year runway building up to this rivalry matchup, Texas has done every single thing they can to claw their way out of A&M's shadow—and not just on the football field." This is some 1960's Pravda level of reporting.

I'm not sure one woman dating 10 guys count.

I worked for a company in Odessa years ago. Our 36 year old secretary had been married 6 times. She started going for younger guys. She would have her 16 year old daughter set up weekend long double dates at the lake with her daughters HS friends. She'd also chase married men, then call their wives to tell them how their husbands would rather screw her than them.

Someone writes an article for Texas Monthly called "On Internet Message Boards, the UT-Texas A&M Rivalry Never Went Away" It's fairly evenhanded about trolling each other on message boards. Texags goes ballistic on TM. They can't help themselves. https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3509881/1

Well, except Texas and Florida. https://www.usnews.com/news/health-news/slideshows/10-states-with-the-highest-std-rates?slide=2

I'll see your Dogpatch USA and Silver Dollar City and add Alley Oop Park and Fantasyland in Iraan. I was there last week, LOL.

I don't know if this has anything to do with it but Texas has been fighting with Oklahoma over the Red River for years. I think the original/official boundary was the middle of the Red River. Over the years the banks of the river have moved south, giving OK more land. Texas has been trying to get it redefined using the original longitude/latitude. Land thieves.

Tools she easyto find and you can buy complete kits for assembling the lowers. I bought the upper complete. Just be careful with all the little springs. They'll fly into the next county. Luckily they also make an "oops" kits if they do.

You don't take into consideration all the good ag's who banded together to search and return the lost ring or the ones who donated to the go-fund-me lost ring event.

I had a manufacturing plant that I called on that was run by an aggy. It’s a nationwide manufacturer and has like 25+ plants now. He was pretty successful and had a lot of connections in the state government concerning business regulations. He would set at his desk and lean back in his chair and start mining for gold. Deep digging for the big ones. Then he’d just flick them in the trash.

Maybe we should get him a gift certificate? https://arthurmurray.com

I've been in industrial distribution for 40+ years. When safety was finally getting enforced in the 70's-80's there were a lot of unsavory characters in the business. There was a rumor of one guy who owned a safety supply company, who hired a "professional" sales rep to take care of his million dollar account and it was her only account. She was pretty good looking and had a standing appointment every Friday morning with several supervisors at a huge factory here in Texas. It was pretty much an open secret in distribution and it lasted for quite a while.

I kinda like the Skycast broadcast. No announcers and you get the same view the QB has as the play develops.

Really interesting that helmets seem to be optional.

My door neighbor brags about his big bore air rifles. But he has them because he's a convicted felon and can't own firearms. He has to has a special compressor and it takes time to charge them. Unless you can pump them up and they'll hold pressure indefinitely, I can't see any advantage to these over any normal firearm. Unless of course, you're a convicted felon.

I agree. But what gets me is the pearl clutching just because it's Texas. A lot of them are acting like Texas sullied the reputation of the chaste, virginal sec. He's still sending me videos of dumbass GA fans complaining about it and the call reversal.

There is really some Post Texas SEC Disorder going on. I told an SEC SEC SEC guy, that I didn't know Kirby was going to whine about this after the game and he lost his mind. When I ask him about Tennessee batteries and mustard bottles and LSU piss balloons he quit responding.