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Crapinon

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  1. My daughter had a guy hassling her in college for being female in the Hardin Simmons Cowboy band. It was previously all male and he couldn’t stand it. She poured deer urine down the A/C inlet on his car. I don’t know if he ever knew she did it but she got a good laugh out of it.
  2. The good thing about being male. The world is your urinal.
  3. More like a misfire sale.
  4. I know. I was just poking fun at Baylor
  5. 4 or so years ago we ate at Dat's Italian, between Manitou and CS. Silly name but good food. Also check out the arcade in Manitou Springs. It's 4 or 5 buildings full of arcade games, some that might date back to the 40's.
  6. I'm pretty sure he meant this.
  7. Probably old news. Or news for the old...........Also a reference to the lead researcher Dr. Xinyue Wang. Uranus is hotter and leakier than we realised https://metro.co.uk/2025/07/16/uranus-hotter-leakier-realised-23674287
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    Getting old sucks

    Surgery a week from tomorrow using the DaVinci robot. Videos of the surgery are pretty interesting. I hope it's as easy as the doctors say.
  9. Crapinon

    Getting old sucks

    I started lifting weights and have continued to do so, since the 70's. Now it's catching up with my joints. So I started looking for old man exercises that are easier on the joints. I keep seeing ads for Tai Chi so I looked a few exercises up. When I did them, my neck and shoulders sounded like the Red Army marching on a gravel road.
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    Getting old sucks

    Running down the gutter with a piece of bread and butter Diarrhea
  11. Crapinon

    Getting old sucks

    Found it. Supported by the same people who do Merlin.
  12. Crapinon

    Getting old sucks

    LOL. I downloaded the Merlin bird identification app. It can identify birds by their call. Now I find myself pulling out my phone to record them so I can identify and log them. I didn't know a Scissor Tailed Fly Catcher existed until last week.
  13. Sure, blame it on the chain. We all know MRI's are really portals to hell and they suck your soul from your body. They just use the medical stuff as a coverup. I have to take valium for 2 days before I can do an MRI. I hate them.
  14. Crapinon

    Getting old sucks

    Wonky dong pills should be easily attainable form any doctor. If his primary DR was a man they probably would have already been prescribed. He should ask his PC and if she says no then buy them from a mail order pharmacy that will diagnose him over a chat. Unless he is taking something that will interact with them, he shouldn't have any trouble getting them. But with that being said..........there is a condition, especially in older men, where they can't finish no matter how long or how hard he's chasing/hammering the star. Or it might take an hour or more and they just run out of steam and give up. It causes lots of problems because the wife/girlfriend blames herself which puts more pressure on the man to perform, which brings on anxiety that wonky dong pills can't overcome. There's lots of info about it but not easy cure. It could be medication or it could be mental. I've got a friend going through it. It's a tough situation without an understanding wife.
  15. Woman gets a 7 year sinus infection from her boyfriends farts. https://nypost.com/2025/05/27/health/ive-had-a-7-year-infection-since-my-ex-farted-in-my-face/?dicbo=v2-RoFV5S9
  16. Self abuse 2VmO.mp4
  17. I don't know about management potential, but she a straight shooter. “I inquired about their actions while the vehicle was in motion,” Hamm reported. “To which Ms. Bryant candidly responded, ‘We were fucking.’” https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/sex/west-virginia-rc-710258
  18. 2012, 12 years and 12th man. It's their year birches!
  19. A perfect representation of life in general.
  20. Crapinon

    Getting old sucks

    WSJ was paywalled and I'm not sure how I got around it the 1st time. Here's the article via MSN.com https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/medical/is-your-brain-aging-faster-than-you-new-science-offers-clues/ar-AA1HELmB
  21. My wife is always complaining that she wants a maid to help clean. I told her that she would want to clean the house before the maid got there and since it would never happen, we'd never get one.
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    Getting old sucks

    There's a lot of criticism because of small sampling but it's a interesting read. And no one takes into consideration that learning the bagpipes helped him. https://www.wsj.com/health/wellness/brain-age-health-lifestyle-012262b3
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    Getting old sucks

    The last batch of contacts I received had the lenses inserted in the case backwards. I had to reverse the curve on them to see correctly. They came out of the case like this "(" but should have been like this ")". If you look close at the edges you see which way they should go.
  24. What's the over/under on the number of days before this guy blows through his half of the $167 million jackpot. Remember to take into consideration he might be going back to prison for a while. But then again, his girlfriend will probably spend it for him. https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/powerball-winner-196078
  25. I thought this was the ultimate troll job. But he really was on the roster. Never heard of shomer negiah. I didn't even know my wife was Jewish. https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3538864
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