Crapinon
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Viewing Topic: Citrus Bowl, Dec 31st - Texas vs Michigan.
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Pics of parking douche baggery
I bought a brand new '84 Mustang GT when I was young. I know they're not much but at the time it was a nice car. I parked and sat in the car at an Eckerds once while my wife ran inside to get a perscription. Some cow in a '74 Grand Prix parked next to me and slammed her door into my brand new car. Creased the metal and left paint on my door. I looked at her, and she giggled and said sorry and went in. I wasn't going to hit a woman but I wasn't going to let her get away with it either. I put about a dozen boot heel prints randomly around her car. If it was an accident I wouldn't have lost it. But to be in the car and watch her do it on purpose was too much.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Some believe so...........https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3401741/2 It might of been done as a troll but some of the faithful believe.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
IDK. I'd laugh at their misery but out here, it would almost be offset living with the smugness of the ACU faithful. They're a borderline cult in themselves.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
We were at The Citadel 90 mins ago, got lucky and saw the cadets on the parade ground and their Friday afternoon presentation. They had military guys reviewing them as they went through their presentation/marches. These goobers look nothing like the parade we just saw. Not even on the same planet. The instructors we saw would blow a gasket watching this.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
I read about jamming a wash rag through the open bolt. Now I see why.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Don’t forget “After you Blow Me” and “The Kotex Kid”. He comes riding in once a month. They would get unsuspecting coeds to sit on a wooden horse while they put on Kotex shaped cowboy hats and sang to her.
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2023 Texas @ Alabama - 6pm on ESPN
Lol. “Alabama took that steer up the rear”
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Getting old sucks
I love typo's. I had a urologist tell me there was a 86% chance I had prostate cancer only to call me a few days later saying they checked the wrong box and it was actually less than 2%.
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The Gun Owner’s thread
Wish I could find one in a .40. I've got a 9mm but always wanted a .40 too
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Clemson (-12.5) at Duke, 7:00 on ESPN
I went to a Clemson message board to see how the fans were reacting. From kickoff to this morning there were 2000+ new threads on the board. They can't even commiserate together
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Clemson (-12.5) at Duke, 7:00 on ESPN
Thanks! Misunderstood. Normal screen on ESPN and split screen ACC network.
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Clemson (-12.5) at Duke, 7:00 on ESPN
I guess I don't remember it from last year. Or even yesterday.
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Clemson (-12.5) at Duke, 7:00 on ESPN
WTH is the deal with the split screens on the ACC network?
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Trivial things that please the ever living shit out of you
Random sex during the day? How do you sneak the girlfriend in without your wife finding out?
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
LOL. I know people who get paid to stand in front of guys to teach them this stuff.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
I don't have a skillet big enough for a pound but 5 or 6 slices at a time, yes. As it gets hot you can stir it around and it will separate. On my Blackstone grill I'll throw a 1 pound package on and separate it as it gets warm. It doesn't brown as even as they do when you lay them out but that doesn't bother me.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
It gets really complicated but if you notice he (illegally in the US) has two lanyards connected together (making a loop) at his feet. If he falls, he's going to fall at least 6' (lanyard length) plus the distance from where his back d-ring is before the fall to where it rest after the fall (probably at least a foot over his head. When he hits the end of his fall, he's generating something around 380-400 lbs of force or more assuming he weighs 180 lbs. Think what would happen if you had a harness on where you only fell 1 foot but you had and extra 200+ pounds tied to your feet. And all that force was concentrated in 10 or so square inches of your crotch. Then the harness is going to squeeze around your rib cage from the force of the fall, breaking your ribs (and possibly snapping your spine) and shoving them like shrapnel into your intestines.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
I sell this stuff for a living. The only thing those lanyards will stop is him hitting the ground. If he fell connected like that, he would die from a broken back or massive internal organ damage.
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Hood fights and other hood shenanigans
Where's the second part of the video? It looks like they were getting ready for round 2.
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Getting old sucks
My daughters work for BCBS. There are ways to get things done but I think you need to find out why it was denied. Somewhere up the line somebody decided it doesn't check all the boxes. It could be a mistake, incorrect request, misunderstanding of what's covered in the contract or simply the wrong boxes checked in filing. Call until you get someone sympathetic to your cause. They have doctors review the request and maybe one of them can override their decision. All contracts are different but If they give you a reason, I can ask them if they have any ideas on how to appeal.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
After the Rice thread devolved into intro music discussion, I realized this song would be perfect for A&M. It's got agriculture, trailer park, death, gays and Coors light. It covers a lot of their bases.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Someone on this board convinced me to just throw it all in a skillet and let fate sort the frying out. Works great and I've been doing it for years.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
They left off getting on a message board to talk about it a week in advance, posting on said board 100 times during the game and then arguing with people the day after a game on what went right/wrong.
- Week 1 2023 - Rice @ Texas
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Week 1 2023 - Rice @ Texas
I never was a fan but a friend had extra tickets for one of his shows at Billy Bob's. It was a train wreck. He was wasted the entire show and blathered on about how screwed up his life was and how much he did his wife wrong. I guess it's admirable to admit it but it took up the whole show and done in a black out drunk, "I said what?" kind of way. All the PG fans ate it up, I thought it was a waste of 2 hours of my life I'd never get back. I'm pretty sure after that show, he "took some time off from touring" (rehab hopefully) to get his priorities straight.