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Crapinon

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  1. I believe my daughter once poured synthetic dear urine down the fresh air intake of a car belonging to some guy who was giving her crap in college.
  2. She could have landed a solid punch had she got her tits behind that right.
  3. I think Google translate needs to add two more languages, man and woman. My first translation: Woman: I really don't want to fight about it, but.... Translation to man: I really want to fight about this until you agree with me and then apologize for not agreeing sooner.
  4. It means he's not listening to a word she says but because she's whispering in his ear, he thinks he's going to get sex.
  5. It would be a quick and relatively painless death verses months of death by nagging.
  6. Seems like this should go here. I've always said if I had a bomb shelter, I would probably rather stand outside and watch the show.
  7. I saw a white Lexus drive over a can of yellow spray paint that was randomly rolling g down the road. Coated the hood, roof and the entire side of the car in bright yellow.
  8. Should this thread be subtitled "The sucker punch thread"?
  9. Kinda doubles as a lighthouse for bringing you back to bed safely too.
  10. Crapinon

    Getting old sucks

    Yeah, when I had mine done the doctor made me wear that stupid sling for 6-8 weeks. He said I really didn't need it but wanted me to wear it to keep me from using my right arm. Especially to catch myself in a fall.
  11. I used to listen to Jay Thomas on Sirius. If I remember correctly he said a couple of things about Rhea Pearlman that she didn't like and got him fired. Is this right?
  12. Guys who are aware enough to replace the 9volt backup battery occasionally?
  13. And yeah I misspelled Fu. Can't change it now
  14. IDK, I have the 70's channel preset on Sirius XM. Brings back a lot of HS memories but for all the good Rock music that the 70's gave, there's a ton of low grade crap. Shout out to The Night Chicago Died, Billy Don't be a Hero, Having my Baby and Everybody was Kung Foo Fighting.
  15. And yet I will buy tamales from strangers who carry them in the trunk of their car.......
  16. I agree with the no profit, no bonus plan. However what's good for the goose is good for the gander. I read the CEO had a base pay of $ 1.2 mil in 2022 but because of stock options and bonuses she pulled in $ 4.8 mil in total compensation. She laid off a lot of people when the company started losing money and required everyone left to pick up the slack with overtime. For salaried people that equates to a cut in pay. I believe they thought they were due bonuses because they all worked to help the company survive. When they ask about it she went full stupid in her response. I could be prejudice but I have a problem with the way most corporations are set up these days. All CEO's will take credit when the economy almost guarantees profitability. They demand compensation because of their "genius". What they really do is set it up with the board of directors to rob the company blind with guaranteed profitable stock options and upper management bonuses. (I don't think the success of a company should be measured by it's stock valuation. It's too easily manipulated.) But when the economy turns bad and their decisions expose their arrogance and stupidity they cry "it's not my leadership, it's the economy. Lets fire some people to make us profitable again". I really don't have a problem with rewarding people for their work, including big bonuses for CEO'S who do amazing things in difficult situations. But it pisses me off when the people at the top are failures and then demand the people below them to pay for their stupidity. I believe this is a pic of her and the board of directors.
  17. Not trying to scare you because there could be a lot of things causing this but my wife and a friend got neuropathy in their feet when they were diagnosed with type 2 diabetes. One of the test they do it light finger scraping around their toes and feet to see where they can feel it. Might need to see a doctor.
  18. Mine does this constantly but what pisses me off is that she is a much more aggressive driver than I am. In every aspect of driving. She will side seat drive all the time but she gets pissed when I suggest she should back off someone’s bumper. My kids agree with me but won’t say anything to her. We live on a 2 lane rural road with a 45 mph speed limit. You can do 50 but past that it’s just not safe because it’s barely wide enough for 2 vehicles. We were coming home from dinner one night and got stuck behind someone doing 45ish. She drove 6 feet off their bumper for a mile and couldn’t back off. Turned out it was our next door neighbors in a new car. When they turned into their driveway, I told her to keep driving because she was driving like a jerk and I didn’t want them to know it was her. I made her drive around for almost 10 mins before I let her sneak back into the driveway.
  19. IDK....I think he could do better.
  20. This just confirms my belief that the royal family is nothing but a older version of the Kardashians. https://www.express.co.uk/news/royal/1758740/royal-family-abolish-monarchy-king-charles
  21. I swear no CR. I'm just putting this here because the Vatican appointed rep in Israel is named Pierbattista Pizzaballa. https://apnews.com/article/christians-easter-attacks-netanyahu-jerusalem-e287dd6bad32573d1656eaea07223782
  22. I just discovered this thread a few weeks ago so if I'm way behind forgive me. I don't have a pic of it but one of my favorite small/ carry guns is CZ83. 14 shot, all steel. A lot of people laugh at a .380 but it's very accurate at up to 25 yards and handles hollow points very well. Am I alone in my liking some of the older auto's?
  23. Real truck drivin' men
  24. I should put this in a thread called "Stuff my wife puts up with" thread if there was one. We went to dinner Friday to celebrate our 40th anniversary, a couple of days early. While we were eating I realized I hadn't bought a card yet and we were travelling Saturday and Sunday. So I told her we needed to stop on the way home so I could buy her a card. She said "well I already have yours". I told her I had been busy, so if she wanted one we better stop. She said "well I need a couple of things, so OK." And she really meant it, no sarcasm or anger. I think if I had done this while we were dating, there wouldn't have been a 40th.
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