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Crapinon

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  1. I've learned if you just reply "what" enough times, they'll quit asking questions.
  2. The guy beheaded and cannibalized was the carnival worker. Schizophrenic was just a bus passenger who decided he should cut off his head. With a knife. In the back of the bus....
  3. I dunno. This doesn't even happen on Spirit. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/winnipeg-greyhound-passenger-who-beheaded-cannibalized-passenger-is-granted-freedom/
  4. During dinner last night, I picked up my phone to check an email I got from my boss. My wife snipped "Checking your phone during dinner? Can't you ever leave it alone?" This comes form the woman who gets on FB as soon as we clear the table to play those stupid FB games until 11 every night, while she streams reruns of that god awful show "Drop Dead Diva" and demands no interruptions. And some of the episodes she watched last week. All I can say is "sorry to interrupt your stories grandma".
  5. Crapinon

    Getting old sucks

    Yearly check up tomorrow. All the blood work came back early and I can view it online. Everything is great except for bilirubin and white blood cell count in the urine. After searching results on the internet I either have an infection, cirrhosis of the liver or pituitary gland cancer. The doctor will tell me different but I know the internet never lies.
  6. And I still have one of these "The Warriors" jackets from Chess King around '81. This isn't mine but I have the exact same one.
  7. I've got Hook 'em horn Toilet paper from around '74 somewhere in the house. A Texas Pendant and button from around '72. Green Bay and Dallas pendants I bought when I saw them play in the Cotton Bowl in '65 or '66. Vince Lomabardi's game from the late 60's. Lots of baseball pendants from the first 2 or 3 years of the Rangers in Arlington Stadium too. And boxes of football and baseball cards. 100's of Matchbox cars. I'm a serious packrat, I never throw anything away.
  8. This. As soon as automatic knives became legal, I started carrying one. Though I would feel bad about killing the dog because of the stupidity of the owner. And he's an idiot for messing with the homeless. I used to know quite a few homeless guys. The ones I knew were pretty normal, but on the street because they were alcoholics or drugs addicts. But they always told me to be careful around some homeless guys. Many were mentally ill and could turn violent in an instant.
  9. I believe my daughter once poured synthetic dear urine down the fresh air intake of a car belonging to some guy who was giving her crap in college.
  10. She could have landed a solid punch had she got her tits behind that right.
  11. I think Google translate needs to add two more languages, man and woman. My first translation: Woman: I really don't want to fight about it, but.... Translation to man: I really want to fight about this until you agree with me and then apologize for not agreeing sooner.
  12. It means he's not listening to a word she says but because she's whispering in his ear, he thinks he's going to get sex.
  13. It would be a quick and relatively painless death verses months of death by nagging.
  14. Seems like this should go here. I've always said if I had a bomb shelter, I would probably rather stand outside and watch the show.
  15. I saw a white Lexus drive over a can of yellow spray paint that was randomly rolling g down the road. Coated the hood, roof and the entire side of the car in bright yellow.
  16. Should this thread be subtitled "The sucker punch thread"?
  17. Kinda doubles as a lighthouse for bringing you back to bed safely too.
  18. Crapinon

    Getting old sucks

    Yeah, when I had mine done the doctor made me wear that stupid sling for 6-8 weeks. He said I really didn't need it but wanted me to wear it to keep me from using my right arm. Especially to catch myself in a fall.
  19. I used to listen to Jay Thomas on Sirius. If I remember correctly he said a couple of things about Rhea Pearlman that she didn't like and got him fired. Is this right?
  20. Guys who are aware enough to replace the 9volt backup battery occasionally?
  21. And yeah I misspelled Fu. Can't change it now
  22. IDK, I have the 70's channel preset on Sirius XM. Brings back a lot of HS memories but for all the good Rock music that the 70's gave, there's a ton of low grade crap. Shout out to The Night Chicago Died, Billy Don't be a Hero, Having my Baby and Everybody was Kung Foo Fighting.
  23. And yet I will buy tamales from strangers who carry them in the trunk of their car.......
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