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    Guy probably weighed 165 lbs all his life, puts on 60 lbs and thinks he's a 225 lbs badass instead of a 60 lbs overweight dumbass.
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    Yeah a guy I went to HS with started embracing/discovered these during the covid plandemic (his words, no cr). He lives near a naval air station and would sit in his front yard taking pics and posting them to FB to rant. Since it was a government installation, it confirmed everything he read about them.
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    I read it more as "enfarcer".
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    Did they have to take 1/2 his head off after being shot or did someone do the old Tony Spilotro on him?
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    Not my wife but when I was a teenager I came home drunk and drove through the garage door. My dad was not amused while I drunkenly explained why the garage door was in sections on the hood of my car. And I have no idea what I told him.
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    I read another story that there was one of the other officers wife involved too.
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    Getting old sucks

    Crapinon replied to Hate's topic in Lulz

    I play pipes at a lot of funerals. It's a little upsetting that I'm beginning to go to a lot of them that are for people my age and younger.
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    I know where one of these (sans motor) is rotting away in a funeral home warehouse. Guy told me "I'm going to fix it up, not gonnna sell it". That was 12 years ago.
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    SEC! SEC! SEC! I just means more.....something. 4 of the top 11
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    I've known two people who got new engines because the oil change place either forgot to put oil in them or they didn't tighten the filter and the oil leaked out while they drove away.
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    He spits a lot too. I hold that against him.
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    Awfuk is a good description of this game.
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    The "We didn't want to be here", "Kiffen doesn't care" and "Congratulations, it's only the Texas bowl" talk on the SEC message boards is hilarious. They can't handle being rolled by Tech.
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    That chair catching woman knows how to throw a punch.
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    I'm pretty sure it happened against OU too. I remember laughing my ass off at them pummeling him on the ground.
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    Nah, I'm sure this was against OU. And to be fair it might have been 10+ years ago. It doesn't really matter. Occasionally I hope to find a Youtube clip of it for the laughs.
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    Fair enough. And I have a question for you. A few years ago, y'all were playing a regular season gave against OU. One of their DL pulled a late hit/cheap shot on your QB. On the next play, two offensive linemen double teamed him, put him on the ground and proceeded to lay on top of him, punching and kicking the crap out of him in retaliation. It was truly a beautiful thing. Do you have any idea when this happened?
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    Since this was a message on a Texas message board, it wasn't necessary for to recap the good/bad/suckitude of some of our games. Go back and look at the game threads and you will see that there's probably a minimum of 50 pages per thread of every game. It's all been discussed. A lot of us don't stay up late to watch Pac 12 games, therefore most of us haven't seen UW play. I was just looking for a quick recap of your season. No where did I say "their schedule sucks worse than ours, we should win win convincingly". I was just pointing out identifiable stats. That being said, I hope all that Big Penix energy everyone is talking about, turns out as limp as a 95 year old man without his viagra.
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    Hey Bubba, I corrected it when it was pointed out to me.
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    Yeah sorry, I knew they beat Oregon and forgot to count it.
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    700' of rope access climbing rope. Yes I'm at work and it's dead today
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    I looked at Washington's schedule. They only played 3 teams with a winning record, losing to UCLA and beating Oregon State and Washington State. Their opponents combined record is 65-72. The only message board you can read is Hardcore Husky and they base their confidence in Penix and their hate/disdain for Sark. Their running game is meh. Teams that beat them ran the ball on them.
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    Over breakfast this morning, my wife started getting philosophical about Christmas. She bemoaned the over commercialization of the season and all the emphasis on gifts. I then reminded her that she the one who stresses over gifts and that getting gift ideas from our kids is like pulling teeth. She's the one that starts on them about getting her a list. She makes sure that every child gets the exact same number of presents and we spend the EXACT same amount for each of them. Our kids are in their 30's. They're all employed and living on their own. If they want something they buy it. When I pointed all this out to her, she said "So you're saying it's me?" Yes dear, it's you.
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    I just don't get the ring thing. Turdition? https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3350728 And contribute to the "Buy an underprivileged aggie a ring" and you can win a picture of a dog. https://www.dljfoundation.com/birthday

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