Crapinon

How about a picture of the Joker, Pablo Escobar, El Chapo and Scarface playing poker for gold and cash? Nice pictures on the wall too. Sorry about the picture quality. It was covered in protective saran wrap..

"Sail away where no ball and chain Can keep us from the roarin' waves Together undivided but forever we'll be free. So sail away aboard our rig The moon is full and so are we Seven drunken pirates We're the seven deadly sins, ya" I think this one kind of fits him.

Yeah, I'm thinking it's a 1940's or 50's thing, maybe older.

I wonder what the little guy was thinking the spilt second after he hit the big guy squarely in the jaw and he gives him a WTF stare? Right before he sends him to the twilight zone.

Our pipe band had a Burns Dinner (Scottish Poet) two years ago, coming out of the Covid mess. I had picked up a UT face covering because a lot of people coming were older and we wanted to accommodate them and their concerns. We had a stranger show up who was in the Air Force. When he saw my covering he immediately started talking shit about UT as he announced he graduated as a corps member at Aggyland. I just ignored him because he was such a dweeb. We had two young guys is our band, one who graduated VMI & the other, the Citadel. When dweeb boy found out, he immediately began to talk of their comraderies as graduates of military institutions. Later they both told me that it happens all the time. They also said every corps turd they met did the same thing and they were all as annoying as this guy was. They didn't think much of the corps of cadets and their military training.

My first Urologist was a younger female. The first time I had a digital exam she snapped on the gloves, lubed up and said "bend over, it's time for the unpleasant part." I turned around and said "I'm pretty sure the most unpleasant part of this is going to be your view".

I've got a really nice Italian wool suit I wore in college in '81 that I can still wear. Unfortunately flair cuff/almost bell bottom suits are out of style.

I told my kids I'm going to hide $100 bills in pockets of old shirts, pants and books so they would have to go through my stuff after I die. I'm going to make then earn part of their inheritance.

This would have got you killed after Tennessee and LSU. Bama was favored in both.

Someone needs to tell Saban that whiney begging is not a good look.

Username, et all............. Harbaugh always looks like he's been constipated for 30 days but thinks if he pushes hard enough this time everything will clear up.

The extended version...

My FIL was a cop in Fort Worth a 40 years ago. He said he hated domestic abuse calls because no matter how many times a guy beat his wife g/f, the wife g/f would attack the cops when they were hauling them to jail.

But I do feel sorry for the Iranian soccer players. The Revolutionary Guard had already threatened them that if they didn't toe the line their wives and children were going to be arrested and tortured. It's probably going to happen after the loss.

I don't care about and never watch soccer. But I'm watching USA verses Iran hoping the USA beats them 50-0. I was in college in the 70's when the Shah was overthrown. There were a ton of them in the engineering school and the pro-shah and anti-shah groups would meet all over campus yelling and screaming threats at each other, on and on. You couldn't do anything because of the racket. During the game, I guess there was an opportunity for a penalty kick and the US and Iranian players lined up in front of the goal. The US player had a perfect opportunity to peg one of them in the nuts or squarely in the face but ended up missing the goal. I was disappointed.

Texags had a thread on the game yesterday. On the first page someone made a reference to RG3 saying this in pregame. Instead of commenting on it being funny or in poor taste, the 1st page turned in a big argument on race.

Doesn't count. He didn't mention ol' Rock, the good ag

People always forget about the joints when trying to control a fight. And honestly if he really did punch a 75 year old woman,I would have punched him in the kidney when he turned his back. Besides being kicked in the nuts, nothing is as painful and incapacitating as a kidney punch.

I didn't know where to put this but aggy thread seemed like the right place with cows in negligees and such. b

Praying for the missus Brat. Make her go to the doctor or have your kids do it. No need to take unnecessary risk.

Break his computer and make him write it out in log book and type his reports with copy paper.

I swear no CR but the stupidity has to be appreciated. The real reason for all the injuries and bad season: Edwards69 11:46a AG Here's a theory most would call a conspiracy......covid vaccine!! Yes, all the teams got them, but they probably didn't get the same throughout the SEC as multiple formulas were used. ALL were untested. Many negative overall medical degradations have been validated. What if our ADepartment was purposely supplied with an especially nasty "witches brew". Go ahead and laugh and keep listening to the DS trash. Head in the dirt solves so many issues! https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3343382/2

Depression and severe anxiety run deep in my wife's side of the family. It took years of gentle coaxing to get help. I was surprised to find out that an OBGYN could prescribe antidepressants and anti-anxiety medication. Getting suggestions from a female, plumbing doctor made it easier.

Our insurance company is making us use the Drive safe device/app on company vehicles. It records every movement and location of your vehicle 24/7. I once worked for a company that weaponized our tracking devices. We were outside sale and if we had to sit in the office to work on company business they docked our pay. I told the owner that I could be driving down the highway drinking scotch, eating a burger and fries, smoking a cigarette and steering with my knee and as long as I was driving the speed limit the app would think I was a safe driver. But driving on a busy road, where people constantly pull in front of you causing you to slam on your brakes counts against you. I haven't been in an accident in 35 years. I have 1 ticket in the last 20 years. Why the hell is this necessary for me? I work for a small company and one of the perks is having a company vehicle for personal use. They don't need to know my every movement or what I do after work and on weekends.