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Crapinon

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  1. There is really some Post Texas SEC Disorder going on. I told an SEC SEC SEC guy, that I didn't know Kirby was going to whine about this after the game and he lost his mind. When I ask him about Tennessee batteries and mustard bottles and LSU piss balloons he quit responding.
  2. Dirt Burglars is almost as entertaining as the game.
  3. Damn, there are some ugly sooners. Sad too.
  4. When I told Siri to shut up, it responded "that's not very nice".
  5. Texas 33 ou 18 (Yeah, I know but something weird always happens in this game) Texas rushing 208 ou rushing 127 spread 81
  6. Is there a thread for teachers who draw dicks in their students yearbooks? https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13947637/Parents-DEFEND-female-colorado-teacher-drawing-penises-yearbooks.html
  7. Yeah. I pick them up and toss them out of the garage all the time. They shouldn't even be on this list. I've had plenty of cats that would shred you to pieces before you could kill it. My wife has been bitten by cats twice and both times they turned into infections.
  8. My mother side of the family left east Texas in the 40's. Half moved to Fort Worth the other to OKC School allegiance split down the middle. My cousins, some who are on the board of directors for religious colleges, defend him like he's some kind of saint. He wasn't guilty of anything on campus. Just a couple of bad apple football players. He was run off from ou by jealous, liberal professors. He had nothing to do with the insurance scams and no one could actually prove he slept with his assistant coaches wife. The rampant cheating and paying of players was just creative problem solving.
  9. 32-30-3 Though I did have to suffer through the cheatin' bootlickers boy years.
  10. I guess if "fears" means rolling your windows up, locking your doors and driving as fast as possible before you get accosted by a meth addict, they're right.
  11. Crapinon

    Getting old sucks

    Hemorrhoids- The grapes of wrath..........
  12. LOL at the chick who got "mother fu..." out before the camera cut from her.
  13. Old time, Odessa, old field skank!
  14. Or some skank wanted to say "He chose me over Natalie Portman" and went full court press to do it. I used to work with a woman who like to sleep with married men so she could call their wives and tell them.
  15. Stupid 'sip. ESpiN will do whatever TU tells it to do (from every aggy alive)
  16. Years ago I was adopted by a homeless guy. My son befriended him through a church outreach and I got to know him because I was nervous about my son being around him. He was pretty harmless except for being an alcoholic and making up stories about his life. He'd never ask for money, just rides. Taught me some things about the homeless, who to trust, who was going to steal from you etc. He also told me how to hop a train and where to hide so you don't get caught, though I never tried it. We used to get him a hotel room when it was going to be freezing outside. He went to dinner with us a few times. He would work when he needed money. He even bought my wife and kids Christmas presents one year. I lost track of him when he went back to live with his dad for a while. Found out later that he died in the parking lot after a few nights in the Brownwood jail. He wasn't the only one which always caused me to wonder what was going on. Sorry for all the babbling on but I really miss Weasel.
  17. Crapinon

    Getting old sucks

    I understand where you're coming from but check the midlife crisis thread first. The 50's hit hard and I think it's the first time you realize you won't live forever. That being said, hitting the road and seeing the country would be a blast. I wanted to do it before I got married and never did. On the apnea thing.....I have it but couldn't handle the machine. I tried 4 different mask and couldn't sleep with any of them. I ended up getting an adjustable frame bed. Just a slight elevation for my head stopped all the snoring related to apnea and I usually wake up feeling pretty good. Something about repositioning the tissue that causes the apnea.
  18. I'm this old: my first computer class had us programming TRS-80's. We could make that thing do some badass addition, subtraction, multiplication and division!
  19. While I understand his efforts, if that kids leg or arm would have gotten hung up in that chair it could have done major damage or the kid could have lost his grip and just been drug around with his head scraping along the pavement.
  20. So who was driving through Abilene today?
  21. 15 years ago I bought a P38 that had came out of a salt mine near Moscow the same year. It was hidden there after the war and sat there for 60+ years in a crate. I cleaned it up and it shot without a hiccup. It was kind of impressive.
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