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    Nah. We're not dirt poor from the south. We're more saltine or Chicken in a Biskit.
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    This whole diatribe sounds like an old skit from Hee Haw. "That's good! No, that's bad". "We're really good because of the players but this team is really bad because of ....... We're good because of ??? but we're really bad because...." He says this a half dozen times.
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    My son in law told me that two of his uncles pulled machetes on each other in a drunken, doublewide, Thanksgiving dinner argument. One of them accused his brother of hitting on his girlfriend. Both had just gotten out of prison and I guess they figured it was the best way to settle it. No limbs were detached.
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    I was friends with a pastor at a very small African American church. He invited my wife and I to a MLK service/lunch. I went through the buffet line and got some boiled pigs feet to try. While I was eating them, one of his congregants sat across from me. She looked at me and said "Are you a cracker? Cause' only crackers will eat pigs feet."
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    LOL EliteZags In reply to BLSD • 9:16p, 11/6/22 AG BLSD said: We are 3-6 with a loss to Appalachian State…….that clear it up? best 6 loss team with a home Sun Belt loss in the nation babyy
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    Getting old sucks

    Crapinon replied to Hate's topic in Lulz

    We call that male pattern deafness in our house.
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    There's going to be some jar fillin' in aggieland tonight.
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    Thanks. I always wondered if I stayed in that bedroom, would time move slower so I'd live a little longer. But if was moving faster I was afraid of this;
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    Whenever I put an electric alarm clock in our front bedroom, within 3 days, it loses (or gains) several hours. I've tried it with 4 clocks and it happened to every one of them.
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    Yelling "drop the knife bro" really worked so well....
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    I know some guys from Rochester who played football against him when he was at Rule. They said he was an arrogant prick in HS.
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    There was a post on Texags that pretty much said this. Something to the tune of "why is he silenced when he's speaking the truth?" I went back to find it and the mods had deleted it and threatened the poster with a ban. But there are still quite a few gems in this thread: https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3333770/1
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    https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3263611/1 This thread on Texags has it all. Beginning with "Everyone fears us because of our NIL money" on page one, to;
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    I wonder how they would compete against postmadonnas?
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    Put a cowboy hat on him with a starched so stiff you can't bend the legs pair of Wranglers and that's him.
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    Lots of MI(wouldn't)LF led scavenger hunts
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    I was at a party at the end of the signing period. A guy I knew there is a hard corps, reddest of the red ass, old army aggy. He had an app or website on his phone that would ding every time they signed a recruit. He would then wave his phone around telling everyone "we got another one!" Now I'm thinking I need to download a commode flushing and play it around him and say "another down the drain".
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    I'm betting that they will self admit the bag money if they can. Taking a hit might give them cause to fire JImbo. Finding an alum to take one for the team is probably going to be easier than finding a coed willing to sleep with him.
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    I think this is the newest one in the bookstore.
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    They've only been in the AL since 2013. The first 51 were in the NL. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Houston_Astros
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    Getting old sucks

    Crapinon replied to Hate's topic in Lulz

    I didn't know hearings aids could help. I've been searching for legitimate cures (sorry, no vitamins and herbs) and have even contacted universities doing trials/studies to no avail.
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    Getting old sucks

    Crapinon replied to Hate's topic in Lulz

    Don't forget tinnitus.
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    It's pretty obvious that some Oklahoma Delilah cut some of Ewers hair off this week and he's lost his powers.
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    So can we change now? I don't give a damn about Dabo's opinion

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