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Crapinon
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So you like to hear someone bitch about work and watch cat videos on FB?
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While we were getting ready for work this morning, I mentioned to my wife that the Japanese EX Prime minister had been assassinated. She asked me why he didn't have protection like our presidents. While we were discussing this, I mentioned Jimmy Carter, then Reagan. She told me in no uncertain terms that Reagan was president before Carter. I told her that was incorrect. She kept telling me I was wrong so I suggested she look it up. "I don't need to look it up because I know I'm right and you're wrong." So I looked it up, read it to her, did a victory lap and spiked the ball. She was not amused and told me I didn't have to be so smug about it. When I told her my smugness was a direct response to her smugness, she said "I'm ready to go to work where everyone is not a jerk." Should be a fun evening.....
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"We just need get the SEC to kick Vanderbilt (one of the founding institutions) out of the conference because they add nothing." https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3300334
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Can't be reliable. If it were there would be 40 threads on Texags saying they don't need him because Haynes King is going to win the Heisman or they are so awesome at every position they could have anyone stand in while they run the ball for 600 yards a game. Also there are no threads reminding everyone that johnny football (eight ball?) has eligibility left.
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Sure! Youtube search comes up empty though.
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Why, in music videos both old and new, do the producers shows 2 seconds of barely clothed, beautiful women bumping and grinding and then switch to 20 seconds of the band members playing and singing? I don't care what the band looks like while they play.
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Kills fire ants too.
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Her: I want you back Him: I don't date women with kids Her: They're your kids Him: You heard me
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No. More of a dumbass when I was young who drank way too much and did REALLY stupid stuff.
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Not me, but it could have been at one time.
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irI have a buddy that's a VP for Ben E Keith foods. He used to invite me to their food shows. Years ago I went to one and a meat company offered a sample of ribs that were precooked and sealed in Cryovac. The rep said to just pop them in a microwave and cut them out of the package to serve. I went to Outback a few months later and swear they served exact same ribs.
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One of our vendors, told me he was born and raised in Ohio. I didn't know him well and was just trying to get to know him better. I said "I've never been there but I would like to see some of it". His reply: "Why? I left as fast as I could. I only go back to see family".
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Do they still have cash registers? That's the only thing in Kohl's I would want.
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The real sad part is that the guy had a good 15 seconds or so to beat on the douche and said douche was still able to get up and follow him. Guy needs to up his punch game.
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It's called "time to have your prostate checked".
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This is my go to HB song. Happy birthday you old bastard..........
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I'd rather not have to throw my keys and anything metal in a little tray, get glared at by a bored, low IQ sherriffs deputy just to go take a shit, but duly noted. Doesn't happen in the smaller towns. No metal detectors or security issues. I am talking about BFE, West Texas towns here.
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Prepping for your colonoscopy is the shits. But the procedure itself is the best 45 minute nap you will ever have.
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It's not always an option when travelling but I'm telling you the cleanest bathrooms are always in the county courthouses, I spend a lot of time in BFE and promise you, I'd rather take a dump in the parking lot of most convenience stores instead of their restrooms (looking at you Allsup's). But the courthouses always keep their restrooms clean.
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Wasn't the Dirty Dozen a WW2 movie? Are you talking about the Wild Bunch?
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Getting old definitely sucks. But when I graduated HS I was voted "most likely to be an alcoholic". In college it was "most likely not to live to 25". So the fact that I made it to my 60's is really pretty sweet. Pains and all.
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I pulling for the get rich to show GOD loves you, ORU money grubbers to knock them out before TCU.
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Just wait until you get old enough to go to a urologist for prostate problems. No one can hit the urinal. Its kind of like this:
