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Crapinon

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  1. The "turtle defense".
  2. The kid slapped him across the chin with his fingertips. Big guy hit him with the heel of his palm across the kids ear. He probably got brain damage from that one.
  3. John Kricfalusi went off the rails when he was cut from Nick. I'm pretty sure he got in trouble for something to do with grooming teenage girls too.
  4. Nice of her to let him try on her corps uniform.
  5. I'm betting there will be more puking from the Nebraska fans this week than from the offensive linemen.
  6. I share this pic before every Super Bowl. Too bad they cut out the bottle of Fresca at his feet. RIP
  7. I think there supposed to be luminaries or whatever you call the paper bags that are floated by candles.
  8. Billy on ESPNU this morning: "Jimbo, JIMbo, JIMBO! One of the best offensive lines in the SEC! JIMBO!! The offense struggled in scrimmage because our defensive front is the awesomest, bestest, ever. JIMBO! We can go undefeated this year but 10-2 minimum. JIMBO!!! National champion contender next year, book it! And JIMBO!!!!!!!!!"
  9. You can schedule a meeting at any DPS office. A buddy from Southlake was going to Midland and scheduled his in Baird on the day of his travel. I scheduled one yesterday for tomorrow morning in the Abilene office. And I have enough documentation to make their head spin.
  10. Don't forget about the Fresca.
  11. Hurricanes hit Blackburg in September in 1996 & 1999. They did not play A&M those years. They were hit in 2003 but it happened in July.
  12. Yes, she's quite the lady! I wonder if she wolverines her salad like she does the steaks?
  13. Because everyone else lies.The real reason for the horrible 40 times at the NFL combine. "If you’re an NFL GM, there are two conclusions you can draw here. The first, and likely most common, is that the Texas A&M football team is full of extremely slow players. The second and, in my opinion, the stronger possibility here is that Texas A&M is one of few schools that didn’t fudge the numbers."
  14. I actually got to see him play in 1970 when Texas demolished TCU at Amon Carter. RIP
  15. I'm kid of disappointed that the sequel to Nude Nuns With Big Guns will probably not be made because it's tied up in litigation.
  16. I am real picky about the cleanliness of the restaurants I eat at but I will buy banana bread from every recovering addict selling it going door to door to support their recovery house/program. I've never had any bad loaves or gotten sick.
  17. Marquess of Queensberry Rules.
  18. Luckily for him the forkulance was right on the scene.
  19. I'm going to say 9 because my Kool-Aid is from the trashcan punch we used to make with Eveclear and rum.
  20. Lucky he had training before the jump
  21. I bought my mega-billion loto ticket this morning and as I was leaving Allsups (no burrito) I stepped over a penny and picked it up. So I feel really good about my chances tonight.
  22. I tried watching this at work, so I had the sound off and the CC on, reading the text. Without the sound he looks like a guy with Tourette's syndrome or someone having a seizure.
  23. Reminds me of this movie: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0115964/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0
  24. In the mid 70's, Chevrolet made a V8 Monza that required you to loosen the motor mounts and lift the engine to change the back spark plug. And one of Dodge's big luxury cars required removing the front wheel and all the wheel well covings to get to a front spark plug from underneath the card.
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