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Crapinon

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  1. Old Grumpy Bastard could be a good nickname but when someone called out that name, you probably wouldn't be the only one who responded to it.
  2. A friend of mine had a motto; "It's a sorry pair of feet that will stand still and let your ass take a beating." Someone should have told her she could take a couple of steps out of the path of a punch.
  3. Crapinon

    Getting old sucks

    Guilty. I forgot to mention phone charger?
  4. Crapinon

    Getting old sucks

    Keep lots of reading material in the bathroom.
  5. Never mind. Figured it out. It's when they're eating your liver.
  6. Crapinon

    Getting old sucks

    Is it done in a CT machine? I can't do MRI's without two days worth of valium but I think I can make a CT. Age wise, I'm within 12 months of when my dad died and it's always on my mind.
  7. Defeated, undefeated? When do they purr?
  8. I thought you were just making this up. And instead of "Jumper" I like the other slang they use; "Provo pusher".
  9. Oh no. Condolences to you and your family.
  10. So you like to hear someone bitch about work and watch cat videos on FB?
  11. While we were getting ready for work this morning, I mentioned to my wife that the Japanese EX Prime minister had been assassinated. She asked me why he didn't have protection like our presidents. While we were discussing this, I mentioned Jimmy Carter, then Reagan. She told me in no uncertain terms that Reagan was president before Carter. I told her that was incorrect. She kept telling me I was wrong so I suggested she look it up. "I don't need to look it up because I know I'm right and you're wrong." So I looked it up, read it to her, did a victory lap and spiked the ball. She was not amused and told me I didn't have to be so smug about it. When I told her my smugness was a direct response to her smugness, she said "I'm ready to go to work where everyone is not a jerk." Should be a fun evening.....
  12. "We just need get the SEC to kick Vanderbilt (one of the founding institutions) out of the conference because they add nothing." https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3300334
  13. Can't be reliable. If it were there would be 40 threads on Texags saying they don't need him because Haynes King is going to win the Heisman or they are so awesome at every position they could have anyone stand in while they run the ball for 600 yards a game. Also there are no threads reminding everyone that johnny football (eight ball?) has eligibility left.
  14. Sure! Youtube search comes up empty though.
  15. Why, in music videos both old and new, do the producers shows 2 seconds of barely clothed, beautiful women bumping and grinding and then switch to 20 seconds of the band members playing and singing? I don't care what the band looks like while they play.
  16. Kills fire ants too.
  17. Her: I want you back Him: I don't date women with kids Her: They're your kids Him: You heard me
  18. No. More of a dumbass when I was young who drank way too much and did REALLY stupid stuff.
  19. Not me, but it could have been at one time.
  20. irI have a buddy that's a VP for Ben E Keith foods. He used to invite me to their food shows. Years ago I went to one and a meat company offered a sample of ribs that were precooked and sealed in Cryovac. The rep said to just pop them in a microwave and cut them out of the package to serve. I went to Outback a few months later and swear they served exact same ribs.
  21. One of our vendors, told me he was born and raised in Ohio. I didn't know him well and was just trying to get to know him better. I said "I've never been there but I would like to see some of it". His reply: "Why? I left as fast as I could. I only go back to see family".
  22. Do they still have cash registers? That's the only thing in Kohl's I would want.
  23. The real sad part is that the guy had a good 15 seconds or so to beat on the douche and said douche was still able to get up and follow him. Guy needs to up his punch game.
  24. Crapinon

    Getting old sucks

    It's called "time to have your prostate checked".
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