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Crapinon

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  1. His name has to be Jake Troll not Toll. Do they have a school they go to get the annoying podcast voice? And are all the podcast always done in their parents bedroom?
  2. A lot of teams couldn't, but he must have forgotten about playing Wyoming (49 yds), TXST (62 yds), Tehc (60 yds), Cincinnati (75 yds) and K State (73 yds).
  3. A few years ago my wife and I were on a Southwest fight that was full. I had the isle seat and she was next to me. A young couple came up and had to split up, the guy sat in the seat in front of me and his wife at the window seat next to my wife. She said they were returning from their honeymoon. We offered to switch seats so they could set next to each other. She said. "No thanks, we're good".
  4. “Nobody calls us anybody’s little brother anymore,” Sharp said. Uh, yeah they do.
  5. Upset because they didn't schedule 2 military mights in the Armed forces Bowl. "Why did the committee piss away the opportunity to have 2 of the schools that represent the armed forces so well? https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3518942 TBF one guy bitched about it, the others explained to him the selection process. The fact that they're not military seemed to be overlooked.
  6. Screw the eviction process. I'd beat the ever loving snot out of both of them every time I saw them until they got the message. They would eventually FAFO.
  7. His stats are all over the board. Wyoming held him to 49 yards, Tx State 62, Tceh 60, K State 73. Then 262 against Miss State and 4 other games at 150+. He obviously can turn it on but he can be shut down too.
  8. I'm not sure his mom would let you in her house to see his bedroom.
  9. Texas is better in every way, but Texas has not won the national championship since 2005 since they had to split it with USC (yeah he said that). ASU is pissed off, everyone in the country is rooting for them and he also has a big dose of copium and delusion to help him see victory.
  10. You know where you won't find this sign? On the moon because no European has ever been there!
  11. SMU -14 Pedo State 0
  12. 1/4 ton defensive tackle? No way! Oh, wait.....
  13. Guess it depends who you go to. My wife had a good looking friend who went to a chiropractor in the mid 80's complaining of a sore back and headaches. He told her that her uterus was misplaced and needed to be repositioned. She decided to leave before he tried it.
  14. When the guard pulls, the DT just stands in the hole and doesn't follow the pulling guard. Campbell (offside guard) waves at him and then goes and stands where there is no one, looking for someone to block. If he would have crashed down on the DT there was a lane to cutback for a gain.
  15. I have to clarify that I have family members who work in insurance, so I start with a distrust of podiatrist. I had a pain in my foot, like I was constantly stepping on a sharp rock. My regular doc referred my to a podiatrist. I'll admit I went in with a chip in my shoulder because I heard horror stories about how they add a ton of extra procedures to pad the bill. I had to wait almost 2 1/2 hours before I saw the doctor. I was going to leave but they kept moving to different rooms. promising he'll be right here. First thing they did was take x-rays of both feet. When I said I only have pain in one, they said I have to do two because the Dr wants a base for future treatment. When I finally saw the doctor, he commented on some type of skin irritation that needed to be treated. He called his assistant and made of big production of her verifying it was present. He finally dug around and found a sub-callous that was causing the problem and removed it. Then he said I need to come back for custom inserts (which I know insurance will not cover). I felt like I was at a used car dealership trying to sell me pinstriping, undercoating and Scotchgard. I went in for one simple procedure and came out with 2 extra, unnecessary ones, plus one future expensive one. I'm not going back. Crap like this makes me very surly.
  16. I would play topless catch with Gina Gershon.
  17. I believe this is all a "Dear Pethouse" milkman fantasy. There ain't no Brody Haggins on the Stephenville roster for '24.
  18. To hell with water bottles. I say we bring in the big guns.
  19. Crapinon

    Getting old sucks

    Want to live to 110? It's easy. Go to a place where people lie and steal and keep bad records! https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/secret-living-110-bad-record-011714810.html
  20. In Fort Worth back in the 80's a water truck ran into the Campus street bridge on 820 in south FW. It caused the bridge to collapse and it fell on a woman driving a Citation. Instead of trying to stop, she accelerated through it and the entire bridge landed right behind the drivers seat, smashing the back half of the car flat. I've searched for the picture for years and couldn't find it.
  21. My wife called me yesterday while out shopping and said her key fob broke and she couldn't open her car door. She had been trying to put the fob back together but couldn't do it. She didn't know what to do. I told her that her car still had an ignition key and maybe she should try opening the door with it. It worked.
  22. LOL. Saw this in the bonfire thread on Texags. Tangentially related. BonfireNerd04In reply to Canyon Lake Agbu94 • 7:34p, 11/26/24 Canyon Lake Agbu94 said: Hate to hear about the burn ban. Any idea on a make up date? IIRC, the last time Burn was postponed, it was held on MLK weekend.
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