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Crapinon

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  1. To hell with water bottles. I say we bring in the big guns.
  2. Crapinon

    Getting old sucks

    Want to live to 110? It's easy. Go to a place where people lie and steal and keep bad records! https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/secret-living-110-bad-record-011714810.html
  3. In Fort Worth back in the 80's a water truck ran into the Campus street bridge on 820 in south FW. It caused the bridge to collapse and it fell on a woman driving a Citation. Instead of trying to stop, she accelerated through it and the entire bridge landed right behind the drivers seat, smashing the back half of the car flat. I've searched for the picture for years and couldn't find it.
  4. My wife called me yesterday while out shopping and said her key fob broke and she couldn't open her car door. She had been trying to put the fob back together but couldn't do it. She didn't know what to do. I told her that her car still had an ignition key and maybe she should try opening the door with it. It worked.
  5. LOL. Saw this in the bonfire thread on Texags. Tangentially related. BonfireNerd04In reply to Canyon Lake Agbu94 • 7:34p, 11/26/24 Canyon Lake Agbu94 said: Hate to hear about the burn ban. Any idea on a make up date? IIRC, the last time Burn was postponed, it was held on MLK weekend.
  6. Maybe, but there's a lot of this, courtesy of SECrant: They throw trash when calls don’t go well for them. They get off on possibly injuring Georgia players. They seem to take more pride in that than winning. Lol. Losers. And They're entitled primadonnas who lItErAlLy cAn'T eVeN when they don't get their way. They had their own network FFS. It's unreasonable to expect them to be capable of playing well with others.
  7. And the whiniest too. Their message boards are full of people whining about Texas. They act like they lost the game. They're all a direct reflection of their whiney-ass coach.
  8. And one of the penalties took away a field goal.
  9. The Georgia tackle jumped before the snap
  10. Speaking of Beck.....I understand 22 yo's chasing tail. But looking like a cross between Beaker from the Muppets and a serial killer makes this look even creepier.
  11. Even Texags is calling him out on this one: giveemhell In reply to DGrimesAg92 • 10:21p, 12/2/24 Quote: After the fourth time, I gently reached through, grabbed him by the back of the collar and gently laid him on his back with my hand gently around his throat. I politely told him if he said another word to my children or even looked our way, I was going to rip out his ****ing esophagus. You are clearly thinking back on this situation and wishing you had the balls to actually do what you are fantasizing that you did. Can we please get back to actual football discussion now? CoachTx.AgsIn reply to DGrimesAg92 • 12:23a, 12/3/24 DGrimesAg92 said: We sat in section 417... LOL. We all have these "I wish I had done this" thoughts. I feel ya bud and I'm sorry you had to deal with an obvious POS. Get real though…
  12. So all of the callers on the call in show are 13 years old asking what can they do to be better.
  13. LOL. The aggy Texas Ford dealer drive of the game was the drive where they were stopped at the 10 yard line on 4th down on the opening drive.
  14. And playing The Eyes of Texas at the tacklebox!
  15. Is there a backstory on this or just being douches? https://www.si.com/college-football/iowa-players-call-out-nebraska-matt-rhule-pregame-disrespect
  16. I usually read Texags for the lulz. But their take on this, denial, laughing and even justifying it is beyond disgusting.
  17. Excellent! That's him!
  18. All he needs is a visor and someone behind him pulling him off the field.
  19. Well here's a breakdown done by some fine ag on this series. No mention of what the record was since the discovery of copium. https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3512245 You will run into a lot of sips that will declare their overall domination over the Aggies by quoting stuff like, "the Aggies would need to win the next 40 straight years in a row to finally catch up to the mighty Longhorns" and crap like that. So...just a quick reminder that we ARE competitive with the whorns, and that they are just in denial. Texas A&M vs. Texas Record: All time: 37-76-5 First 80 games: 18-57-5 Since WW 2 (1946): 22-43-1 Since women were admitted into A&M (1964): 20-28 Since we landed on the Moon (1969): 19-24 Since scholarship limitations (1973): 19-20 Since Microsoft was Funded (1975): 19-18 Since Darrel K Royal's last game (1976): 18-18 Since ESPN first aired (1979): 17-16 Since cell phones exceed 1M users (1984): 15-13 Last two meetings: 1-1
  20. LOL. Truth and statistics be damned. Aggy perception triumphs over reality. The winning percentage alone can’t serve as a proxy for the hostility and pressure from over 100,000 fans screaming at you when trying to get a play call in. Aggie football may have had its recent struggles, but by no means is the 12th Man indicative of a last-place ranking among the other SEC fanbases.
  21. Our 19 yo cat died last week. It was pouring rain when she died and I couldn't get outside to bury her so I wrapped her up and stuck her in the freezer until I could dig a hole. Last Saturday I told my wife I was going to bury the cat in the back yard. I won't recount our 30 minute, back and forth conversation but it centered around someone digging her up after we sold the house and thinking we buried a body back there. I told her it would be too small for a human. She said it could have been mistaken for a baby. She saw the exact same scenario on some stupid HGTV episode. She used the fact that her mothers', mothers' aunt buried a stillborn child in the backyard in 1908 as the basis for her argument. After 30 mins or so I finally said " Are you really concerned that someone thinks we're burying bodies in the back yard or do you just want to her that there is a .0000001% chance that you could be right"? "Yes" The obvious sarcasm in my comment was ignored when she heard that I acknowledged that there was a .0000001% chance she could be right.
  22. Stupid sip! It was just a conspiracy by Espin to take the glory from Texum a&m and give it to the sips. TexanJeff 11:00a AG F espn Only they can make remembering an A&M tragedy about the one decent thing the sips have ever done. https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3511943
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