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Crapinon

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  1. I bought my mega-billion loto ticket this morning and as I was leaving Allsups (no burrito) I stepped over a penny and picked it up. So I feel really good about my chances tonight.
  2. I tried watching this at work, so I had the sound off and the CC on, reading the text. Without the sound he looks like a guy with Tourette's syndrome or someone having a seizure.
  3. Reminds me of this movie: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0115964/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0
  4. In the mid 70's, Chevrolet made a V8 Monza that required you to loosen the motor mounts and lift the engine to change the back spark plug. And one of Dodge's big luxury cars required removing the front wheel and all the wheel well covings to get to a front spark plug from underneath the card.
  5. I watched the '75 movie Tommy on a fluke and made 2 observations. It's a very mediocre 70's movie and Ann Margaret was the smokiest of smoke shows.
  6. Old Grumpy Bastard could be a good nickname but when someone called out that name, you probably wouldn't be the only one who responded to it.
  7. A friend of mine had a motto; "It's a sorry pair of feet that will stand still and let your ass take a beating." Someone should have told her she could take a couple of steps out of the path of a punch.
  8. Crapinon

    Getting old sucks

    Guilty. I forgot to mention phone charger?
  9. Crapinon

    Getting old sucks

    Keep lots of reading material in the bathroom.
  10. Never mind. Figured it out. It's when they're eating your liver.
  11. Crapinon

    Getting old sucks

    Is it done in a CT machine? I can't do MRI's without two days worth of valium but I think I can make a CT. Age wise, I'm within 12 months of when my dad died and it's always on my mind.
  12. Defeated, undefeated? When do they purr?
  13. I thought you were just making this up. And instead of "Jumper" I like the other slang they use; "Provo pusher".
  14. Oh no. Condolences to you and your family.
  15. So you like to hear someone bitch about work and watch cat videos on FB?
  16. While we were getting ready for work this morning, I mentioned to my wife that the Japanese EX Prime minister had been assassinated. She asked me why he didn't have protection like our presidents. While we were discussing this, I mentioned Jimmy Carter, then Reagan. She told me in no uncertain terms that Reagan was president before Carter. I told her that was incorrect. She kept telling me I was wrong so I suggested she look it up. "I don't need to look it up because I know I'm right and you're wrong." So I looked it up, read it to her, did a victory lap and spiked the ball. She was not amused and told me I didn't have to be so smug about it. When I told her my smugness was a direct response to her smugness, she said "I'm ready to go to work where everyone is not a jerk." Should be a fun evening.....
  17. "We just need get the SEC to kick Vanderbilt (one of the founding institutions) out of the conference because they add nothing." https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3300334
  18. Can't be reliable. If it were there would be 40 threads on Texags saying they don't need him because Haynes King is going to win the Heisman or they are so awesome at every position they could have anyone stand in while they run the ball for 600 yards a game. Also there are no threads reminding everyone that johnny football (eight ball?) has eligibility left.
  19. Sure! Youtube search comes up empty though.
  20. Why, in music videos both old and new, do the producers shows 2 seconds of barely clothed, beautiful women bumping and grinding and then switch to 20 seconds of the band members playing and singing? I don't care what the band looks like while they play.
  21. Kills fire ants too.
  22. Her: I want you back Him: I don't date women with kids Her: They're your kids Him: You heard me
  23. No. More of a dumbass when I was young who drank way too much and did REALLY stupid stuff.
  24. Not me, but it could have been at one time.
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