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    No particular post to tie it to but this seems like it should go here. Tornado with feet and Hulk Hogan in a dress.
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    It takes all kinds of critters to make Farmer Vincent fritters
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    Bucket of rats

    Crapinon replied to Gil Bang's topic in Lulz

    We had a cat that wouldn't touch their bodies. He would simply eat their brains out of the top of their heads and then leave them laying there.
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    I have actually got phone calls from the phone number of the cell phone I was answering.
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    But we can still come here to say we hate Arkansas, can't we?
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    This +++ I loathe Arkansas
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    Try pulling them up from around your ankles.
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    Well I grew up watching Disney nature shows and Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom with Marlin Perkins. I consider myself a wildlife expert and I would be sadly remiss if I allowed actual facts and a police report to interfere with my preconceived notions.
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    That's not a freaking bobcat. A bobcat would have ripped his arms and face to shreds.
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    Mrs. C and I have been married for 38 years. After a certain point I just got tired of all the walking on eggshells. Now I just ask "What the hell is wrong? You're treating me like crap and I'm tired of it. Either get over it or tell me what the hell is bothering you". I know this won't work for everyone. And it especially won't work if she has a group of friends that will dump all over you to support her insecurities. If this is too serious then my Surly response is Gaslight them. They'll eventually blame themselves. (Unless they have friends that will crap all over you. Then you're screwed.)
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    Along with the music..........
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    Yeah, but they are about as harmless as you can get. I have one that sneaks into our garage occasionally. I just pick it up by it's tail and carry it out. The only thing I don't like is they will crap everywhere. The one that comes around to eat our cats food will crap while it's eating out of the bowl.
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    Getting old sucks

    Crapinon replied to Hate's topic in Lulz

    I was having a shoulder done for a torn rotator cuff so my face was inches away from the machine. I don't know why. I never had that problem before. But yeah I have it pretty bad. Last time I tried to get ready for having one, I just listened to an MRI loop off Youtube. Even the sound creeps me out a little. But yay for valium! After 4 doses of it over two day, I just went to sleep in it.
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    Getting old sucks

    Crapinon replied to Hate's topic in Lulz

    I just had my second one last week. I had to take that shart inducing liquid at 5 & 10 PM. Who in the hell thought it was a good idea sharting till 2 AM?
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    Getting old sucks

    Crapinon replied to Hate's topic in Lulz

    The first time i had an MRI I could hear the tech asking the doctor if I was going to pull myself out of the tube. The second one was an open MRI but the nurse had to come hold my hand to keep me from coming out. For the last one I took valium for two days before the scan. That's the only way I could do it and my head wasn't even fully in the tube. Screw those. If I ever have to get a brain scan they're going to have to sedate me.
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    Weak punch just using her arm. She needs to get more tit behind that punch.
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    Court houses in small towns.
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    I failed
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    I had a buddy that was playing bagpipes for a local fundraising telethon. While they were taking publicity pics, a paraplegic woman in a wheel chair was feeling him up under his kilt. So if you can't dance or sing, there might be another option.
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    Or maybe stink eye
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    https://www.the-sun.com/news/2411562/shopper-thong-wears-as-covid-facemask-supermarket/
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    No CR. I'm posting this here because Perry is an aggy and a freaking idiot. I'm sure all the patients in Hendricks hospital (in Abilene) who had gone without heat or water for 2 days were celebrating our grid independence along with the other 2M+ suffering. https://www.houstonchronicle.com/business/energy/article/Perry-says-Texans-wiling-to-suffer-blackouts-to-15956705.php

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