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Crapinon

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  1. That's not a freaking bobcat. A bobcat would have ripped his arms and face to shreds.
  2. Mrs. C and I have been married for 38 years. After a certain point I just got tired of all the walking on eggshells. Now I just ask "What the hell is wrong? You're treating me like crap and I'm tired of it. Either get over it or tell me what the hell is bothering you". I know this won't work for everyone. And it especially won't work if she has a group of friends that will dump all over you to support her insecurities. If this is too serious then my Surly response is Gaslight them. They'll eventually blame themselves. (Unless they have friends that will crap all over you. Then you're screwed.)
  3. Along with the music..........
  4. Yeah, but they are about as harmless as you can get. I have one that sneaks into our garage occasionally. I just pick it up by it's tail and carry it out. The only thing I don't like is they will crap everywhere. The one that comes around to eat our cats food will crap while it's eating out of the bowl.
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    Getting old sucks

    I was having a shoulder done for a torn rotator cuff so my face was inches away from the machine. I don't know why. I never had that problem before. But yeah I have it pretty bad. Last time I tried to get ready for having one, I just listened to an MRI loop off Youtube. Even the sound creeps me out a little. But yay for valium! After 4 doses of it over two day, I just went to sleep in it.
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    Getting old sucks

    I just had my second one last week. I had to take that shart inducing liquid at 5 & 10 PM. Who in the hell thought it was a good idea sharting till 2 AM?
  7. Crapinon

    Getting old sucks

    The first time i had an MRI I could hear the tech asking the doctor if I was going to pull myself out of the tube. The second one was an open MRI but the nurse had to come hold my hand to keep me from coming out. For the last one I took valium for two days before the scan. That's the only way I could do it and my head wasn't even fully in the tube. Screw those. If I ever have to get a brain scan they're going to have to sedate me.
  8. Weak punch just using her arm. She needs to get more tit behind that punch.
  9. Court houses in small towns.
  10. I failed
  11. I had a buddy that was playing bagpipes for a local fundraising telethon. While they were taking publicity pics, a paraplegic woman in a wheel chair was feeling him up under his kilt. So if you can't dance or sing, there might be another option.
  12. Or maybe stink eye
  13. https://www.the-sun.com/news/2411562/shopper-thong-wears-as-covid-facemask-supermarket/
  14. No CR. I'm posting this here because Perry is an aggy and a freaking idiot. I'm sure all the patients in Hendricks hospital (in Abilene) who had gone without heat or water for 2 days were celebrating our grid independence along with the other 2M+ suffering. https://www.houstonchronicle.com/business/energy/article/Perry-says-Texans-wiling-to-suffer-blackouts-to-15956705.php
  15. Endorsed by Chinese doctor Holl I Fuk and his American counterpart Dr. Ben Dover
  16. He didn't mention going to the beach and getting sand in his vagina. Maybe that could be number 12?
  17. She has the Instagram but click at your own risk..............https://www.instagram.com/meganxdenise/
  18. Sports writers all against them. The writers can't admit they were wrong about reporting they didn't belong in the playoffs, et all.
  19. It's ag's against the world. https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3175650
  20. He needs to read Surly for direction and guidance in personnel and play calling.
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