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Crapinon

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  1. My wife saves receipts. Every receipt for anything she buys. She stuff them in a drawer "in case she might need them later". It could be for jewelry or batteries and gum from the Dollar Store, it doesn't matter the value, she saves them. She will over stuff the drawer until it will not open. I have found some over 10 years old. She does the same with gas receipts in her car. I'll throw handfuls of them away monthly and she never notices.
  2. Speaking of cheating: https://www.paulsvalleydailydemocrat.com/news/updated-big-red-execs-charged-with-wire-fraud-conspiracy-forgery-and-id-theft/article_cb11d6e4-61a4-561e-a501-f040f98adf94.html?fbclid=IwAR2CnljaepwYY9NepKmmkDHR5DeErG-_H2dHHud6rG6M_boUxmPBCda0hBQ#utm_campaign=blox&utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social
  3. Crapinon

    Getting old sucks

    My first urologist was nice Doctor in her late 30's. When it came time for the fingering, she popped on a glove, lubed it up and said "Now comes the unpleasant part". When I bent over and gave her the stink eye, I told her that I'm pretty sure her job/view was much more unpleasant.
  4. Dock Ellis says they're all amateurs. https://nypost.com/2014/08/31/pitcher-dock-ellis-dropped-acid-then-threw-a-no-hitter/
  5. What's just as disgusting is the fact that it took 4 hours for someone to call him out on it.
  6. Just when I think they can't say anything any stupider. I kept looking for something to indicate it was said with sarcasm but I can't find it. https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3121428 "I'm all in favor of returning to a losing tradition with all white athletes or with Blacks who "know their place." But it's probably better not to say that or allude to it out loud...sounds racist."
  7. The worst mistake old men can make is to think they are still young. The old man in the maroon shirt figured it out pretty quick. But I'm trying to figure out if water bottle guy is scared or thinking that he wishes he could just open a can of whoop-ass and teach this group of 21 year old (in shape) athletes a lesson. Then I saw this quote on Texags. I don't know if it was in response to this altercation or not but it proves my first mistake theory: "And if we are keeping it real. If you want to try and intimidating to a bunch of old dudes who might whip your ass you better be tougher than 4 loss Texas Bowl MVP. "
  8. Normally MILF and bikini would warrant some interest. But add 55 and you spoiler it
  9. It looks like the Aggy's have discovered Yahoo sports. The comment section reads like Texags. https://sports.yahoo.com/texas-am-qb-kellen-mond-calls-for-removal-of-controversial-oncampus-statue-171404471.html
  10. Crapinon

    Getting old sucks

    There's a pill for that........
  11. Your avatar made me laugh. When we went to Creede, we would leave FW about 4 AM and my dad would drive through Lake Worth to Jacksboro and stop for breakfast at the Green Frog cafe. We drove through Lake Worth during the Goatman craze and I remember continually looking out the windows for it. Later in life, when I was at Nolan my biology teacher, who wasn't much older than his students, swore that him and a friend of his were the Goatman. He told us how they made the costume and tricked people about its super human powers by throwing a tire some incredible distance. He said they had to quit when people started showing up with guns wanting to kill and mount its' head. He could have been lying but he was pretty convincing.
  12. I'm pretty sure we all passed each other at some point in time. Vacation for my mom and dad was fishing for 10 days in Creede. At an old hunting lodge called Broadacres a few miles west of Creede. The lake was about 20' from the cabin door, Rio Grande a few hundred yards away and stream fishing at the back of the stream fed lake. No television, no radio. Drove me crazy when I was a kid, but I would do it now in a heartbeat. Except when we did it in the 60's it was $8 a night. I checked into it a few years ago and someone from California bought it. They tore all the log cabins down, built a lodge with a to cater to the upscale anglers and charge about $500 a day to stay there and fish.
  13. I still have this game in my closet, as well as an older one called "Vince Lombardi's game".
  14. As full of shit as he is, I'm pretty sure his breath could kill the virus.
  15. To be fair, the CDC never said you could get Corona virus from drinking beer from a butt crack.
  16. Location appropriate.
  17. I don't think they could make this commercial again. Though I'm sure there's a market. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lm7XSJVYRW8
  18. Hey we got a Hooters on I-20 now
  19. Hatin' OU for 50 years! TEXAS!
  20. It's been too long and I don't remember where exactly it was, but I remember it was close to, if not in, Benbrook. I just remember the stage was almost floor level and there was sex going on in the booths around the wall. There can't be that many totally nude sleazy strip clubs in Benbrook.
  21. In '75 I went on a school sponsored trip to Galveston. We were bored senseless stuck at the hotel so we convinced our football coach chaperones to drive us down the seawall and drop us off at a bar called the Bamboo Hut, under the pretense of listening to a band called Inferno. We were all 14 -16 years old, they didn't care and neither did the bar. It was a concrete slab poured on the beach with cyclone fencing stuffed with bamboo for walls. They never once asked us for ID'S. About half way through the bands set, some drunk ran across the dance floor towards the stage waving a BIG knife over his head and tried to stab the lead singer. As he tried to climb on the stage the band all picked up their microphone stands and beat the hell out of the guy. Then the Galveston cops came and beat him some more. They pulled him feet first up the steps with his head hitting every step as they pulled him out. When we stumbled out several hours later he was still in the cop car in the parking lot bleeding profusely from all the beatings. I don't remember how sketchy it really was, but at 16 it made quite an impression. And it also taught me not to talk back to the Galveston cops. They didn't mess around.
  22. Yeah, even in our life of frat boy drunken stupor, we figured out we were luck to get out of there alive and quit going.
  23. In college we specialized in dive bars. Some of the best: Norma's Lounge Hwy 277 near Benbrook TX. Totally nude club in the 70's. They had a Radio Shack 8 track player and speakers on the floor and for the dancers. The dancers we saw were stoned to the bejesus (Luuudes). This was still during the time that regular strippers still had to wear pasties. We saw a guy getting BJ at the table next to us, next to the dance area. L R Hardies Party. It was in the unincorporated Trinity River bottoms between Fort Worth and Arlington. There was a biker clubhouse a couple of miles away. We were told it belonged to the Bandido's. Hardies was a cinder block building that had flood water marks close to the ceiling. The sign at the door said " You WILL be checked for weapons when entering. If you don't have any proceed to the bar to pick one up. You will need it later". A friend who played in a country band said he later saw a cocaine deal go down in the middle of the dance floor while they were playing. Sue's Gator Bar, right down the street from L R Hardies. Ran by an old lady who catered to the bikers. We heard her threaten to shoot a couple of guys who was giving her waitresses Mexican boyfriend grief. She had "Men's Night" every Wednesday. Free beer for men. We drove by and there were at least 50 hard core biker bikes out front. We decided to go to Gilligan's in Arlington and pay for our beer. I got more but I'll have to try to bring back memories I tried to suppress years ago.
  24. I couldn't tell you a Pfish song, I don't know them. I'm sure he's playing how he can/how he wants. I honestly couldn't care less. I'm sure their fans love their music no matter how he plays it. Which goes back to my original point.
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