Everything posted by Crapinon
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
My wife qualifies to be a DAR and thought it was interesting from a historical sense. So when I found out that I had a great-grandfather that was in a Texas unit of the civil war I looked at the Sons of Confederate Veterans website. I took me 5 minutes to realize what whack jobs these guys are. One of their great resources to explain the war is a book called "A Confederate Catechism" written in 1929. In it are gems such as; the war wasn't fought over slavery, succession of the states actually limited slavery, not promote it and firing on Ft Sumpter was not the start of the war. Lincoln started the war by sending troops to Florida and they were simply trying to repel the northern marauders.
- Prison Rodeos
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Oh HELL to the NO. She is the anti-aggy.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
My daughter was a member of a college marching band that had previously been all male only a few years earlier. Some of the guys resented the women and hazed them continually. She informed me that deer urine works quite well too when seeking retribution.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
38 years for us too. I learned a valuable lesson from my FIL. I love my MIL but she nagged him constantly when he was alive. He got to the point where he just ignored most of her nagging and said he never heard her. Eventually she believed he was going deaf so unless she was in his sight she quit the nagging and blaming and chalked it up to he didn't hear her because he was deaf. Unfortunately my wife knew he was doing it so I can't pull it with her. I just tell her it's male pattern deafness and I miss the first sentence of what she says to me.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Yeah, like that will ever happen. We celebrated Fathers Day with me taking my adult kids out and buying their dinner.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
I would tell her there are two types of countries in the world. Those who use the metric system and those who have put men on the moon.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
I'm not sure if this was supposed to be serious or not because I only made it 30 seconds before I considered piercing my eardrums and turned it off.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
No particular post to tie it to but this seems like it should go here. Tornado with feet and Hulk Hogan in a dress.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
It takes all kinds of critters to make Farmer Vincent fritters
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Bucket of rats
We had a cat that wouldn't touch their bodies. He would simply eat their brains out of the top of their heads and then leave them laying there.
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Tracing unknown phone number calls?
I have actually got phone calls from the phone number of the cell phone I was answering.
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What Are Your Top Rivalries In College Football That are No More?
But we can still come here to say we hate Arkansas, can't we?
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What Are Your Top Rivalries In College Football That are No More?
This +++ I loathe Arkansas
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
Try pulling them up from around your ankles.
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Hood fights and other hood shenanigans
Well I grew up watching Disney nature shows and Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom with Marlin Perkins. I consider myself a wildlife expert and I would be sadly remiss if I allowed actual facts and a police report to interfere with my preconceived notions.
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Hood fights and other hood shenanigans
That's not a freaking bobcat. A bobcat would have ripped his arms and face to shreds.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Mrs. C and I have been married for 38 years. After a certain point I just got tired of all the walking on eggshells. Now I just ask "What the hell is wrong? You're treating me like crap and I'm tired of it. Either get over it or tell me what the hell is bothering you". I know this won't work for everyone. And it especially won't work if she has a group of friends that will dump all over you to support her insecurities. If this is too serious then my Surly response is Gaslight them. They'll eventually blame themselves. (Unless they have friends that will crap all over you. Then you're screwed.)
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Along with the music..........
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Dumbass Shit on Nextdoor
Yeah, but they are about as harmless as you can get. I have one that sneaks into our garage occasionally. I just pick it up by it's tail and carry it out. The only thing I don't like is they will crap everywhere. The one that comes around to eat our cats food will crap while it's eating out of the bowl.
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Dumbass Shit on Nextdoor
- Getting old sucks
I was having a shoulder done for a torn rotator cuff so my face was inches away from the machine. I don't know why. I never had that problem before. But yeah I have it pretty bad. Last time I tried to get ready for having one, I just listened to an MRI loop off Youtube. Even the sound creeps me out a little. But yay for valium! After 4 doses of it over two day, I just went to sleep in it.- Getting old sucks
I just had my second one last week. I had to take that shart inducing liquid at 5 & 10 PM. Who in the hell thought it was a good idea sharting till 2 AM?- Getting old sucks
The first time i had an MRI I could hear the tech asking the doctor if I was going to pull myself out of the tube. The second one was an open MRI but the nurse had to come hold my hand to keep me from coming out. For the last one I took valium for two days before the scan. That's the only way I could do it and my head wasn't even fully in the tube. Screw those. If I ever have to get a brain scan they're going to have to sedate me.- Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
- Getting old sucks
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